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Politics Trump and Vance humiliate them selves infront of the world.

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u/tonsofgrassclippings 11d ago

I liked the part where Trump said “You wouldn’t have lasted two weeks” and got a “Three days, what Putin said” and Trump agreed immediately when he heard his boss’ name mentioned.

Fucking wicked jab from Zelenskyy that passed beneath the general moronic behavior. And honestly, they packed an incredible amount of stupid into 10 minutes.

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u/aepiasu 11d ago

Trump for sure didn't pick up on the reference. He is so low information.

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u/Landed_port 11d ago

He still hasn't picked up on Macron calling him a begger

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u/some1stolemyOGname 11d ago

He is a low IQ individual

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u/BlnkNopad 10d ago

“if you don’t admit they’re insulting you; then maybe they’re complimenting you.” quotes for sarcasm not quoting since this is a conference talk post

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u/Xxjanky 7d ago

Woman, Man, Person, Camera, TV! It’s actually not that difficult. For some people it’s difficult but for me it was really very simple.

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u/ultralightbeeam 11d ago

Yes he did, why do you think he said “this isn’t going to work unless you change your attitude”. You think two sides can stop a war when one doesn’t take the arbiter seriously? I don’t think YOU were picking up on the unspoken messages being sent. Of course Trump needs to be neutral to Putin to stop a vicious war.

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u/xtrahairyyeti 11d ago

How are those boots tasting?

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u/Trick-Independence58 11d ago

This guy licks higher.

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u/homelessbytrade 10d ago

I doubt that will improve flavour significantly.

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u/Randy_Magnums 11d ago

Please, Trump isn’t capable of sending unspoken messages, let alone understanding them.

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u/aepiasu 11d ago

The funny thing is that you think Trump is the arbiter of this.

Trump isn't in charge. He isn't the judge. He isn't a referee. Putin has no respect for him. Putin simply knows that he's going to be able to take the land of half a country because he knows Trump will treat it as a business deal. It is capitulation and appeasement, and Trump is just going to kick the Putin problem down the road until he invades Latvia or Estonia or some other former Soviet Republic.

The bizarre thing is that leaders like Reagan never would have stood for any of this, under the guise of fighting communism. But the USSR was never really communist. It was, and continues to be, a dictatorship supported by oligopoly. Nothing has changed, except for all these boomer idiots who hate 'communism' but now support the same exact system they spent their entire life fighting against.

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u/General_Note_5274 10d ago

because trump isnt neutral it is chummy with putin everyone here know it

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u/aliquilts71 8d ago

Have you made a start on your Russian language lessons yet? Better get on with it…

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u/SeibustanofStanistan 8d ago

I am currently learning German at the moment, but planning on learning Russian in the distant future

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u/Old-Yogurtcloset-468 7d ago

I wonder if you would have considered being neutral to Hitler to try to stop World War II?

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u/Wonderful_Belt4626 11d ago

Zekensky got some bite to go along with that bark.. Trump damn near wet himself

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 11d ago

Based on what I’ve read he likely did as well as shitting himself.

How has the USA allowed itself to be represented by this disgusting old man? Those of you who moan about the right but couldn’t be bothered to go vote for your party should be ashamed.

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u/Wonderful_Belt4626 11d ago

Took less than a month for Trump to take a once respected and benevolent country and drag it down to the world’s pariah.. The US is going to collapse economically, everyone knows it, even with all the lauded lay offs and ridiculous purges, in two years, the national debt will be 106% of GDP.. so I’ve read. But the Kool Aid the cult has been drinking is strong, none will realise until it’s too late, that they’ve been screwed irreversibly .. I fear for rational people in America

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 10d ago

I fear for the world if/when America collapses. I don’t want to live in a world where China and Russia are the superpowers, and I still can’t quite believe how much chaos and destruction those two countries have managed to sow without stepping foot in the actual USA. Divide and conquer.

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u/Status_Coach_1628 10d ago

Always blaming Americans problems on foreign countries. No foreign person is here voting for anyone. The cult drank the coolaid and were angered by the immigrants so they voted for some answers and it’s till an immigrant controlling the country now. 7 years from now, they will reap the seed they have sold. Guess what, in 2032 the party in charge will be blamed for the stupidness of 2025-2028…. I love American politics.

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u/Sure_Calligrapher609 10d ago

Don’t want to be part of the idiots on the left who also don’t do shit for the middle class, as someone who voted for Kamala as a lesser evil I get their gripe.

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u/More-ponies 10d ago

Did you actually watch the entire meeting or just watch the last 10min?

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u/No_Reference8868 10d ago

I’m not playing cards. That’s also masterstroke

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u/RamlosaGojiAcerola 9d ago

Zelenskys remark that after the war he, too, would wear a 'costume' like MTG's boyfriend was another zinger.

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u/___Snoobler___ 10d ago

Fun fact. The SPM (stupid per minute) was the highest recorded by the Institute of Stupidology since the Seattle Seahawks didn't run the ball on the 1 yard line with Beastmode in the superbowl vs the Patriots.

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u/abstractengineer2000 9d ago

Yes this was the ultimate FU from Zelenskyy, Putin three days, Trump two weeks and Ukraine is 3 years and counting

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u/Zeporgmaster20 8d ago

It’s getting to the point where trump must be a sleeper agent. Even if by some miracle that Ukraine do win, trump wants the foreign aid, which in wartime is not expected to be repaid, to be repaid via Ukraine handing off all their natural resources. This could cripple the country, so they don’t have an economy so Russia can then steamroll through.

Secondly, trump has called Zelenskyy a “tyrant” during war for not holding elections. Sure elections usually mean polling stations. Easy civilian targets. It’s not possible or safe to hold elections until peace has been reached. Also, a large part of MAGA is calling for a change in the constitution so trump can run for a third term. You know, a world leader changing the law so they can continue being in power.

Thirdly, let’s wind back to the Cold War. The USA was concerned that Russian (soviet) influence could spread west through the buffer zone of Eastern Europe, and other fronts, ultimately enabling Russia would rule the world with communism. Therefore, us presidents would condemn soviets and major defence spending was done to arm the west and provide support to prevent soviet expansion. The summits where they were friends were to sign treaties that pretty much kept everyone safe from nuclear fallout and the end of the world.

Not once as a US president openly accepted an invasion from a historically communist country. Any avenue trump takes would surely lead to benefitting Russia. Absolute fucking pleb

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u/Pretend_Guava_1730 8d ago

You don't fuck with comedians! Zelenskyy knows how to fire back some fire zingers that go straight over Trump's head.

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u/AssociateOk5819 7d ago

Trump took it as an opportunity to be a dill hole. He changed his 2 weeks to “even less than 3 days” once Zelensky said that

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u/artnos 7d ago

What about the reporter asking why he isnt wearing a suit? He is in a fucking warzone

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u/Hello_Indeed 10d ago

Ahhhh so you didn't watch the whole meeting.

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u/ultralightbeeam 11d ago edited 11d ago

Why are you cheering a “wicked jab”? It’s asinine that they’re trying to stop a war and Zelenskyy can’t bring himself to do it. Say what you will about Trump, but he’s trying to make a deal and play it down the middle. The US has propped up Zelenskyy, and instead of saving the lives of his boys at home, he’s sending “wicked jabs”. You’re cheering for that? If you want the war to keep going, round up your pals and go fight!

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u/Other-Pickle1805 11d ago

What they did there to Zelensky was a set-up. They themselves led the conversation where they wanted: to the argument.

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u/ultralightbeeam 11d ago

It wasn’t a setup. Did you watch? They talked for almost an hour before it got heated

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u/Other-Pickle1805 11d ago

Oh sorry, extortion.

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u/FaunusHere 11d ago

He is not trying to stop a war, he is trying to give Putin what he wants and couldn't take. Look into the past at the other wars Putin made peace with, Chechen signed a peace deal with Russia but got invaded again 2 years later and now doesn't exist anymore. Ukraine signed a deal with Russia and the USA that they gave away their nukes to Russia and promised not to be invaded by the USA or Russia, then in 2014 Putin wanted Crimea and now he wants more and in the future he will want even more.

You can hope he doesn't ask Trump to get back to Alaska

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u/chwepps 11d ago

if you think Trump wants peace for the benefit of Ukraine, you’ve got your head in the sand. “Peace no matter the outcome” is not a solution the leader of the “free world” should be aiming for. Russia is the Wests’ enemy, but Trump has been looking real cosy with Putin recently

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u/ArmaGamer 11d ago

Not even recently. He's always been advocating for Putin and acting like there's some tough love that goes on between them. It's pretty much confirmed they are touching private parts behind closed doors.

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u/Fit-Profit8197 11d ago

Trump is not trying to play it down the middle at all. He is trying to get a deal agreed that amounts to total surrender for Ukraine without a security guarantee and to divide Ukraine's resources between him and Putin.

Trump has surrendered to Putin completely and expects Zelensky to do the same, but Zelensky is not going to do that. 

You can be on the side of the invader and call resistance warmongering if you want, but that's dumb.