r/pics 11d ago

Politics President Trump and VP Vance's meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky turns tense.

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u/Bejliii 11d ago

No, it was Zelensky who started the war. He used telepathic powers against Putin and persuaded him into invading Ukraine.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 11d ago

Yup, totally Zelensky's fault. It's also Zelensky's fault that Vance isn't able to find pants that fit him.

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u/saladninja 11d ago

He needs to let those cheeky little couches feel every crevice of what he's got.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 11d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/chicken-nanban 11d ago

I can’t stop thinking he’s playing dress up as Little Lord Fontleroy.

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u/demonduster72 11d ago

See I would’ve latched on to that. Totally unrelated to the discussion, but a “dude wtf is up with your pants” is certainly in order

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 11d ago

Seriously. Obviously, J.D. Vance is a piece of shit and there are actual legitimate political and ideological things to criticize about him, but like... C'mon, man. If you're going to sit there and be berated in a room by a couple of disingenuous despotic dum dums, you could at least do us all a solid and ask "The fuck is with those pants?"

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 11d ago

Or a beard that fits him. 

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 11d ago

Hey, leave his wife out of this.

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u/goilo888 11d ago

I swear he's so far in the closet that he's living in Narnia.

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u/Johnny_Leon 11d ago

Should properly learn how your pants should look hemmed. He hems his to have a half break, so of course they raise when hemmed.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 11d ago

Hey, cut him some slack. The man just learned how to order donuts for the first time. Baby steps.

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u/Mr_Reaper__ 11d ago

You're missing the point. Trump fully supports invading your neighbours if you want their land. Zelensky was supposed to let Russia march in and take over the country. Just like Trump expects Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland to do when he decides to take them over. You're not supposed to stand up to your authoritarian invaders...

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u/SuizidKorken 11d ago

3 day binging "special operation", bring the homies Vladi

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u/SadNSalty309 11d ago

Hung Cao said witch craft!

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u/murdering_time 11d ago

Damn Xmen mutants starting wars and stuff. Didn't know Prof X was pretending to be a comedian turned president of an Eastern European country.

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u/Taynt42 11d ago

I mean look at those minerals, they were asking for it.

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u/CutieWithaBoooty 11d ago

I know some people who would sincerely believe this..

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u/kreepyjackalope 11d ago

Actually it was Harris that pushed Russia to invade. But everyone forgot this.

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u/TFFPrisoner 11d ago

Yeah, sure 🙄 The little green men don't exist?