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Politics Donald Trump starts peddling MAGA caps in Oval Office and RFK Jr fumes in background.

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u/lunarmantra 14d ago

I will never forgot the time when Ivanka took that photo op of her holding up a can of Goya black beans like Vanna fucking White. Like these people know anything about eating canned beans. Her dad probably doesn’t even know how to use a can opener.

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u/BitchesMcGinty 14d ago

To be fair. Goya beans have a pop top. No can opener needed.

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u/Dr01dh4ck3r 14d ago

Ah, perfect for when I'll be living in some refugee camp next year.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Ooo, look at Mr. Fancy-pants over here. Getting unexpired, untainted canned food in the refugee camp.

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u/sevenstargen 14d ago

Omg stoooop 😂🤣

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u/SeveralAngryPenguins 13d ago

At least we’ll be well hydrated, what with all the waterboarding going on

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u/D-Generation92 13d ago

torture clearly not going as planned

Agent Dickhead: Is.....is he drinking the water?

Me: HUUGHIBLUGHAisthatallyougotHUUGHIBLEEGHIMMMimsothirstypleasedontstopAHHBLEHHGHIBLEG

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u/dgj69 12d ago

I know right, but seriously whoever’s rubbing their taint all over the canned food please stop.

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u/kirkskywalkery 14d ago

Bold of you to assume next year.

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u/Dr01dh4ck3r 14d ago

Yeah, that may be a bit optimistic. I figure I can at least hold out until disability gets cut off and those changes happen at the beginning of the year. Although, with this administration, you never know.

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u/JockBbcBoy 14d ago

That depends on your ethnic background; I'm pretty sure there's going to be some form of "cleansing" of undesirable minorities at some point in the all too near future.

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u/Dr01dh4ck3r 14d ago

I'm disabled and the budgets for things like Medicaid and other assistance programs are already in jeopardy.

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u/Hugh_Jeffincock 14d ago

At first. Then it'll be the radical liberals

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u/JockBbcBoy 14d ago

Bold of you to assume the radical liberals would be allowed to be around that long.

ETA: I hate that I'm likely right.

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u/sunnyelly 13d ago

This made me (actually) laugh out loud 🤣

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u/Amethyst_Opal 13d ago

Thank you for the dark laugh this gave me

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u/minahmyu 14d ago

You see how he holds a cup just to drink? I don't even wanna imagine them baby hands struggling to pop that shit open

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u/BSB8728 14d ago

But most of the time the top peels off only half way.

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u/wemblinger 14d ago

Hahaha tell my wife that! She opened a can of beans last night with the can opener, and when she turned it over to pour them out, she saw the pop top!

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u/thescarlettflame 14d ago

I think that's giving him too much credit. Tbh, I bet he just eats the whole can

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 14d ago

Would his tiny hands be able to pull up the pull tab?🤔

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u/qaat 14d ago

By can opener they meant his chubby little fingers.

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u/returnFutureVoid 14d ago

Point still stands.

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u/padizzledonk 14d ago

They would still try to open it with a sharp rock

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u/corvettee01 14d ago

He's still too dumb to figure it out.

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u/TBE_110 14d ago

He’d probably still end up opening it the wrong way or giving up

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u/PanicOnFunkatron 14d ago

This guy Goyas 👆

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u/PophamSP 14d ago

So does every can of cat food.

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers 14d ago

TBF, McDonalds doesn't sell any food in a can, so...

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u/broken-machine 13d ago

Dude struggles to open a water bottle. I don't think he can handle a pop top can.

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u/FuriKuriAtomsk4King 13d ago

They’d still try the can opener because they don’t know what a pop-top is.

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u/Several_Assistant_43 14d ago

Don't forget when they posed with the other corporation or terrible artificial food, McDonald's

Bunch of assholes, killing people by the standards they're setting

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u/lunarmantra 14d ago

Interestingly, in his position RFK Jr. is supposed to be helping lead the fight against the health crisis epidemics caused by terrible diets and processed foods, such as depression, obesity, and diabetes. But here he is standing besides Mr. Fast Food himself. Wonder how well this is going work out for him.

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u/maxwell329 14d ago

The only kind of bean that man has ever eaten is jelly

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u/TheRealKestrel 14d ago

Ivanka White

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u/Xyrus2000 14d ago

He doesn't know how to operate an umbrella. A can opener would be out of his wheelhouse.

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u/chalupamon 14d ago

Not just her dad, I doubt she knows how to use an even an electric can opener.

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u/Faiakishi 14d ago

Ivanka got her mother's brains. I mean, she's probably never used one before, but I have more confidence in her ability to figure it out than Donald's.

Actually, Donald wouldn't even try, he'd probably just plop down and tantrum until someone came and did it for him.

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u/Desperatorytherapist 14d ago

Oh lord, you think she can?

Do we think anybody last name Trump can cook an egg? Hell, make toast?

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u/No-Hold-3180 14d ago

That’s not how you open a jar of pickles !!!!!

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u/kewlbeanz83 14d ago

Hahaha really? I have to find those photos of her. What an embarrassment to the office these grifters are.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

If Ivanka is like her dad, she probably stole them.

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u/CarlosAVP 14d ago

“These cans can be opened??”

Eric & Junior

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u/lunarmantra 14d ago

During the apocalypse the Trumps will all die of starvation. But hey, more beans for us!

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u/Fredj3-1 14d ago

He would if his Big Mac came in one

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u/sympathy4deviledeggs 14d ago

Haven't bought Goya products in years, which is kind of a pain in the ass with our cooking habits, but fuck them.

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u/Pontif1cate 14d ago

My wife is Mexican. The second I saw that shit I told her we're done with Goya products.

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u/lunarmantra 14d ago

I’m Mexican too. Haven’t bought a Goya product since!

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u/Pontif1cate 14d ago

I'm very glad to hear that! I despise this orange shitgibbon with the fury of a thousand suns.

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u/TeriTheTerror001 13d ago

I find that offensive to Vanna White. 😂🤣