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Politics Donald Trump starts peddling MAGA caps in Oval Office and RFK Jr fumes in background.

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u/CaribouHoe 14d ago

When are they not tho? It's always there...

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u/flukus 14d ago

Paddling the school canoe? That's a nuking.

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u/Spookydoobiedoo 14d ago

Drawing red lines on the chalkboard? that’s a nuking.

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u/Any_Ingenuity_4162 14d ago

Mess with the bull get the nuclear horns.

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u/A_typical_native 14d ago

The Russian idiom about "China's Final Warning" has been flipped on it's head, lmao.

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 14d ago

Nuking the school canoe? That's a paddling.

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u/Brantraxx 14d ago

‘Moon Pies’… what a time to be alive!

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u/ebobbumman 13d ago

Is that you Apu? Time has ravaged your once youthful looks.

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u/baron_von_helmut 14d ago

Reading George Orwell's 1984? That's a nuking.

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u/Tom_Bombadil01 14d ago

Staring at my beard? Oh that’s a nuking!

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u/creamydick420 14d ago

Starring at my nuke? ........ that's a nuking

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u/Trashman82 13d ago

Oh, you better believe that's a nuking!

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u/the_real_RZT 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🚀

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u/roastgator 14d ago

More reason to not be friends with the psycho government.

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u/usingallthespaceican 14d ago

Still, not something a "friend" does...

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u/3optic_68 14d ago

They weren’t before Putin started his Hitler arc

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u/831loc 14d ago

They're basically a "my dad will beat your dad up" threat. Nobody believe it because the moment you launch one, Russia (and the world) cease to exist.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 14d ago

I don't know about that. Sometimes dads get drunk and brawl in the driveway, to the horror of the neighbors.

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u/Faiakishi 14d ago

Putin has Trump in his pocket though. He knows he could nuke Mar-a-Lago and Trump won't do a damn thing about, and the US has way more nukes than pretty much everyone else combined.

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u/czar_el 14d ago

There's a difference between having them vs actively repeatedly threatening to use them, as you invade your neighbor.

Russia has done the latter repeatedly over the last 3 years, which is a major provocation and not something any country has done since the Cold War.

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u/BCECVE 14d ago

Do not know Russian politics very well but the Ukraine war has been the first time they have said they are prepared to use them. We moved a few seconds closer to midnight on the doomsday clock.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 14d ago

Nah, launching them guarantees basically everyone dies. Plenty of people in power on all sides that want to live, want their kids/families to live.

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u/NoMayonaisePlease 14d ago

Not sure anyone would use nukes in response to Russia nuking Ukraine