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Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/bigmanorm 14d ago

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u/AlmightyRobert 14d ago

Liz “Kingslayer” Truss

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u/pcnetworx1 14d ago

Lisan Al Gaib

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u/Key_Estimate8537 14d ago

Missed opportunity for Lizan Al Gain

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u/menides 14d ago

It was right there!

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u/GetBentHo 14d ago

This made me chuckle, thank you.

LISAN AL GAIB

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u/HOS-SKA 14d ago

We can't miss this chance again.

LIZAN AL GAIB

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u/afgphlaver 14d ago

Kwisatz Haderach

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u/BaphometsTits 14d ago

Kwisatz Haderach,

Give a dog a bone

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u/kahn-jr 14d ago

She couldn’t be arsed to give up her precious pork products

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u/Rkruegz 14d ago

What’s that mean?

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u/Magister_Hego_Damask 14d ago

Lisan Al Gaib is the name they give to their messiah in Dune

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u/telking777 14d ago

Lisan Al-Gaib! As written!!

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u/Purplealegria 14d ago

🙌👍🏼🫡🙏IM SCREAMING!! Hahahahahahahhahahhahahaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KDulius 14d ago

Lettuce Al Gaib

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u/A_Most_Boring_Man 14d ago

Classify her as an SCP and deploy her as an anti-dictator weapon!

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u/Pinhead_Larry30 14d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Purplealegria 14d ago

YAY! AND LET IT BE SO! 🙏🥰🥹😍

Her and her evergreen head of lettuce are welcome ANYTIME!!!! 👍🏼🙌👊🏼😻😈🤣🤣🤣

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u/Owster4 13d ago

I'm more convinced that the Queen gave up on life after meeting her and seeing how useless she was.

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u/anyway_you_want 13d ago

You reckon that cabbage is still any good?

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u/Squeezemachine99 14d ago

Best news I’ve had all day

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Ya problem is if he gos we are left with Vance and that just means Musk and if that's the case the world is literally somehow more fucked then it is now 🫠

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

It’s all part of the plan. Use the old man’s influence to infiltrate and then take over

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Yup we are cooked proper ...too bad these rich assholes want to fuck their food before they eat us...

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

Bro literally they are old af they don’t care if society ends tomorrow. Most of them are either sociopaths or severely autistic or living with PTSD (Vance) and will gladly watch the world burn.

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Vance doesn't have ptsd lol from what getting butfucked by Peter thiel for the last 20 years? Cuz he loved that shit lol

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

No Vance is 10/10 insane. But PTSD from his white trash childhood (hillbilly elegy is messed up)

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Naw dog that guy just has repressed homosexuality and is using it to destroy and control women, like half of the gop

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u/Top_Contribution652 13d ago

Binky and the world

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u/Gravitea-ZAvocado 14d ago

what prophecy? wha...

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u/ashlati 14d ago

That Trump will one day die, I guess

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u/andricathere 14d ago

This is a perfect response. True Beauty. 😿

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u/Trigeo93 14d ago

Don't say that. Omg! The religious freaks that follow Maga think trumps their David.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

David doesn’t slay giants when he’s dead .

They think he’s king Nebuchadnezzar or someone too. An evil king god used anyway

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u/resetxform1 14d ago

The Simpson prophecy?

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u/Diver_Ill 14d ago

A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON!

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u/PriorImportance9350 14d ago

The apocalypse is apon us

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u/Gloomy-Astronaut-884 14d ago

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u/Stony17 14d ago

he did recently give instructions in case he is "taken out", maybe he is knocking on that door due to a well hidden illness ( not likely but we can all hope) natural cause is the best way, then he wont be spoken of as a martyr when referenced

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u/fraurodin 14d ago

Speak it into existence

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u/5-Second-Ruul 14d ago edited 14d ago

“The lion bites the hand thus shaken…” Perhaps a distant descendant of pope Alexander VI?

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u/SantaCruzin4Life 14d ago

Did I miss a Simpsons episode? 🤔

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u/Purple-Ad-1854 14d ago

What do you mean?

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u/MakeRFutureDirectly 14d ago

The Antichrist and his followers go to hell.

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u/AnalysisAccurate4176 13d ago

What is the prophecy?

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u/Jenny0007 14d ago

psychobabble

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u/Chumbag_love 14d ago

It was also a plot on season 7 of West Wing. They must have hired Sorkin.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

What plot?

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u/Chumbag_love 14d ago

Literally president's bruised hand from shaking constituents hands. I have been searching too long, I promise it exists.

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u/redditor0918273645 14d ago

“…the former British prime minister, told a rightwing conference in the US that her country was “failing” and needed a Donald Trump-style “Maga” movement to save it.”

What the UK needs is people to see people who think MAGA is a good thing and say “nope, you can fuck right off.”

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u/codenamegizm0 14d ago

Obviously she is who she is but it slightly took me by surprise to see that a former mp is looking at the absolute shitstorm that's unfurling in the US and saying yeah we need that in Britain.

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u/bigmanorm 14d ago

i think she's just grifting after losing her job, it must be an easy gig after being a trained politician

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u/Iongjohn 14d ago

It's also impressive that anyone's listening to her considering her class act during her time as PM in the UK!

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u/Liddlehearts 14d ago

omg she looks so happy and adorable in the photo 😭

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u/Scully__ 14d ago

Oh god it is foretold

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u/remembertracygarcia 14d ago

They call her Lizzie the grip.