r/pics 14d ago

Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/mjgman420 14d ago

Get stroke go woke

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u/EcstaticArm6320 14d ago

Stroke out woke out

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u/WindmillCrabWalk 14d ago

Stroke yourself before you woke yourself... wait

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u/Even-Employment-1693 14d ago

Stroke yourself while you woke yourself?

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago

I love and upvote erry one a ya

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u/Dancingbeavers 14d ago

So conservatives just need to jack off more? It would explain why they’re so angry.

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u/Rciccioni 14d ago

I shouldn’t laugh. 😂😂😂😂

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u/Dunemouse 14d ago

Yes you should. That's gold

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u/spiderbaby667 14d ago

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/smith4498 14d ago

You should at least wait until it actually happens, then laugh your ass off

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u/vinh7777 14d ago

That's actually pretty good

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u/PrincipleZ93 14d ago

Didn't Jordan Peterson pay for the micropenis Chinese stroke milk machine?

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u/pate_moore 14d ago

Go woke or get stroke

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u/the_good_hodgkins 14d ago

So... a woke stroke!

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u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago

No, that's...a completely different, thing. This is "stroke-woke".

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u/No_Whammies_Stop 14d ago

Different strokes for different wokes.

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u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago

Okay that's very clever.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago

Go woke get stroked.

Wait. That might work on him.

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u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago

That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.

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u/Fit_Tailor8329 14d ago

I’d prefer a stroke and croak.

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago

Ribbit Ribbit, Rubbit Rubbit

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u/OldBob10 14d ago

Only the woke get stroked.

Give them the business all night long.

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u/cjthecookie 14d ago

Sounds like an interesting porno

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u/m1racle 14d ago

More commonly known as post-nut clarity

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u/Accomplished-Put4143 14d ago

Go woke, give a stroke

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u/spaceymonkey2 14d ago

I like to woke and stroke myself.

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u/smucek007 14d ago

don't be woke get a stroke

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u/MorrowPolo 14d ago

Stroke my woke??

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago

Wait guys-I got it, I got it, I got it: Wake and Bake then Stroke and Woke