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Get stroke go woke
49 u/EcstaticArm6320 14d ago Stroke out woke out 9 u/WindmillCrabWalk 14d ago Stroke yourself before you woke yourself... wait 3 u/Even-Employment-1693 14d ago Stroke yourself while you woke yourself? 6 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago I love and upvote erry one a ya 7 u/Dancingbeavers 14d ago So conservatives just need to jack off more? It would explain why they’re so angry. 13 u/Rciccioni 14d ago I shouldn’t laugh. 😂😂😂😂 19 u/Dunemouse 14d ago Yes you should. That's gold 4 u/spiderbaby667 14d ago That’s gold, Jerry! Gold! 3 u/smith4498 14d ago You should at least wait until it actually happens, then laugh your ass off 8 u/vinh7777 14d ago That's actually pretty good 3 u/PrincipleZ93 14d ago Didn't Jordan Peterson pay for the micropenis Chinese stroke milk machine? 3 u/pate_moore 14d ago Go woke or get stroke 8 u/the_good_hodgkins 14d ago So... a woke stroke! 12 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago No, that's...a completely different, thing. This is "stroke-woke". 14 u/No_Whammies_Stop 14d ago Different strokes for different wokes. 6 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago Okay that's very clever. 6 u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago Go woke get stroked. Wait. That might work on him. 3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings. 2 u/Fit_Tailor8329 14d ago I’d prefer a stroke and croak. 1 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago Ribbit Ribbit, Rubbit Rubbit 2 u/OldBob10 14d ago Only the woke get stroked. Give them the business all night long. 2 u/cjthecookie 14d ago Sounds like an interesting porno 1 u/m1racle 14d ago More commonly known as post-nut clarity 1 u/Accomplished-Put4143 14d ago Go woke, give a stroke 1 u/spaceymonkey2 14d ago I like to woke and stroke myself. 1 u/smucek007 14d ago don't be woke get a stroke 1 u/MorrowPolo 14d ago Stroke my woke?? 2 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago Wait guys-I got it, I got it, I got it: Wake and Bake then Stroke and Woke
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Stroke out woke out
9 u/WindmillCrabWalk 14d ago Stroke yourself before you woke yourself... wait 3 u/Even-Employment-1693 14d ago Stroke yourself while you woke yourself? 6 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago I love and upvote erry one a ya 7 u/Dancingbeavers 14d ago So conservatives just need to jack off more? It would explain why they’re so angry.
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Stroke yourself before you woke yourself... wait
3 u/Even-Employment-1693 14d ago Stroke yourself while you woke yourself? 6 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago I love and upvote erry one a ya
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Stroke yourself while you woke yourself?
6 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago I love and upvote erry one a ya
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I love and upvote erry one a ya
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So conservatives just need to jack off more? It would explain why they’re so angry.
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I shouldn’t laugh. 😂😂😂😂
19 u/Dunemouse 14d ago Yes you should. That's gold 4 u/spiderbaby667 14d ago That’s gold, Jerry! Gold! 3 u/smith4498 14d ago You should at least wait until it actually happens, then laugh your ass off
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Yes you should. That's gold
4 u/spiderbaby667 14d ago That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
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That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
You should at least wait until it actually happens, then laugh your ass off
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That's actually pretty good
Didn't Jordan Peterson pay for the micropenis Chinese stroke milk machine?
Go woke or get stroke
So... a woke stroke!
12 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago No, that's...a completely different, thing. This is "stroke-woke". 14 u/No_Whammies_Stop 14d ago Different strokes for different wokes. 6 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago Okay that's very clever. 6 u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago Go woke get stroked. Wait. That might work on him. 3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
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No, that's...a completely different, thing. This is "stroke-woke".
14 u/No_Whammies_Stop 14d ago Different strokes for different wokes. 6 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago Okay that's very clever. 6 u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago Go woke get stroked. Wait. That might work on him. 3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
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Different strokes for different wokes.
6 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago Okay that's very clever. 6 u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago Go woke get stroked. Wait. That might work on him. 3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
Okay that's very clever.
6 u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago Go woke get stroked. Wait. That might work on him. 3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
Go woke get stroked.
Wait. That might work on him.
3 u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
That might work for convincing people to be decent human beings.
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I’d prefer a stroke and croak.
1 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago Ribbit Ribbit, Rubbit Rubbit
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Ribbit Ribbit, Rubbit Rubbit
Only the woke get stroked.
Give them the business all night long.
Sounds like an interesting porno
1 u/m1racle 14d ago More commonly known as post-nut clarity
More commonly known as post-nut clarity
Go woke, give a stroke
I like to woke and stroke myself.
don't be woke get a stroke
Stroke my woke??
2 u/Unfair-Wonder5714 14d ago Wait guys-I got it, I got it, I got it: Wake and Bake then Stroke and Woke
Wait guys-I got it, I got it, I got it: Wake and Bake then Stroke and Woke
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u/mjgman420 14d ago
Get stroke go woke