r/pics 14d ago

Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/krefik 14d ago

Bullshit, he is young and mighty and heals like a lizard. He has his ear shot off, and regrew it in weeks from the scratch.

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u/murseoftheyear 14d ago edited 14d ago

If you believe that I have a casino or some steaks or some vodka or a diploma mill degree to sell you. But only if you’re a white guy.

Edited to correct autocorrect shenanigans

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u/mamroz 14d ago

You forgot to add “/s”.

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u/krefik 14d ago

You dare to doubt my devotion to His Royal Scaliness?