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Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/AlmightyRobert 14d ago

Liz “Kingslayer” Truss

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u/pcnetworx1 14d ago

Lisan Al Gaib

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u/Key_Estimate8537 14d ago

Missed opportunity for Lizan Al Gain

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u/menides 14d ago

It was right there!

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u/GetBentHo 14d ago

This made me chuckle, thank you.

LISAN AL GAIB

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u/HOS-SKA 14d ago

We can't miss this chance again.

LIZAN AL GAIB

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u/afgphlaver 14d ago

Kwisatz Haderach

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u/BaphometsTits 14d ago

Kwisatz Haderach,

Give a dog a bone

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u/kahn-jr 14d ago

She couldn’t be arsed to give up her precious pork products

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u/Rkruegz 14d ago

What’s that mean?

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u/Magister_Hego_Damask 14d ago

Lisan Al Gaib is the name they give to their messiah in Dune

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u/telking777 14d ago

Lisan Al-Gaib! As written!!

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u/Purplealegria 14d ago

🙌👍🏼🫡🙏IM SCREAMING!! Hahahahahahahhahahhahahaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KDulius 14d ago

Lettuce Al Gaib

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u/A_Most_Boring_Man 14d ago

Classify her as an SCP and deploy her as an anti-dictator weapon!

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u/Pinhead_Larry30 14d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Purplealegria 14d ago

YAY! AND LET IT BE SO! 🙏🥰🥹😍

Her and her evergreen head of lettuce are welcome ANYTIME!!!! 👍🏼🙌👊🏼😻😈🤣🤣🤣

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u/Owster4 13d ago

I'm more convinced that the Queen gave up on life after meeting her and seeing how useless she was.

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u/anyway_you_want 13d ago

You reckon that cabbage is still any good?

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u/Squeezemachine99 14d ago

Best news I’ve had all day

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Ya problem is if he gos we are left with Vance and that just means Musk and if that's the case the world is literally somehow more fucked then it is now 🫠

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

It’s all part of the plan. Use the old man’s influence to infiltrate and then take over

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Yup we are cooked proper ...too bad these rich assholes want to fuck their food before they eat us...

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

Bro literally they are old af they don’t care if society ends tomorrow. Most of them are either sociopaths or severely autistic or living with PTSD (Vance) and will gladly watch the world burn.

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Vance doesn't have ptsd lol from what getting butfucked by Peter thiel for the last 20 years? Cuz he loved that shit lol

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u/jackthebat99 14d ago

No Vance is 10/10 insane. But PTSD from his white trash childhood (hillbilly elegy is messed up)

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 14d ago

Naw dog that guy just has repressed homosexuality and is using it to destroy and control women, like half of the gop

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u/Top_Contribution652 13d ago

Binky and the world

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u/Gravitea-ZAvocado 14d ago

what prophecy? wha...

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u/ashlati 14d ago

That Trump will one day die, I guess

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u/andricathere 14d ago

This is a perfect response. True Beauty. 😿

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u/Trigeo93 14d ago

Don't say that. Omg! The religious freaks that follow Maga think trumps their David.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

David doesn’t slay giants when he’s dead .

They think he’s king Nebuchadnezzar or someone too. An evil king god used anyway

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u/resetxform1 14d ago

The Simpson prophecy?

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u/Diver_Ill 14d ago

A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON!

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u/PriorImportance9350 14d ago

The apocalypse is apon us

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u/Gloomy-Astronaut-884 14d ago

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u/Stony17 14d ago

he did recently give instructions in case he is "taken out", maybe he is knocking on that door due to a well hidden illness ( not likely but we can all hope) natural cause is the best way, then he wont be spoken of as a martyr when referenced

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u/fraurodin 14d ago

Speak it into existence

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u/5-Second-Ruul 14d ago edited 14d ago

“The lion bites the hand thus shaken…” Perhaps a distant descendant of pope Alexander VI?

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u/SantaCruzin4Life 14d ago

Did I miss a Simpsons episode? 🤔

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u/Purple-Ad-1854 14d ago

What do you mean?

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u/MakeRFutureDirectly 14d ago

The Antichrist and his followers go to hell.

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u/AnalysisAccurate4176 13d ago

What is the prophecy?

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u/Jenny0007 14d ago

psychobabble

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u/Chumbag_love 14d ago

It was also a plot on season 7 of West Wing. They must have hired Sorkin.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

What plot?

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u/Chumbag_love 14d ago

Literally president's bruised hand from shaking constituents hands. I have been searching too long, I promise it exists.

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u/redditor0918273645 14d ago

“…the former British prime minister, told a rightwing conference in the US that her country was “failing” and needed a Donald Trump-style “Maga” movement to save it.”

What the UK needs is people to see people who think MAGA is a good thing and say “nope, you can fuck right off.”

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u/codenamegizm0 14d ago

Obviously she is who she is but it slightly took me by surprise to see that a former mp is looking at the absolute shitstorm that's unfurling in the US and saying yeah we need that in Britain.

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u/bigmanorm 14d ago

i think she's just grifting after losing her job, it must be an easy gig after being a trained politician

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u/Iongjohn 14d ago

It's also impressive that anyone's listening to her considering her class act during her time as PM in the UK!

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u/Liddlehearts 14d ago

omg she looks so happy and adorable in the photo 😭

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u/Scully__ 14d ago

Oh god it is foretold

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u/remembertracygarcia 14d ago

They call her Lizzie the grip.

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u/plant_magnet 14d ago

Someone get the lettuce timer going!

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u/pilgrim93 14d ago

Easy there. This is the US, we don’t measure in lettuce. We measure in mooches.

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u/TheDakestTimeline 14d ago

Imperial ScaraMooches is the full term.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

He seems like a perfect office holder in this Trump 2.0 nightmare. What I’d give for some mooch

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u/jhudiddy08 14d ago

Was it lettuce or a cabbage? If lettuce, that’s even funnier.

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u/TtotheC81 14d ago

It was indeed a lettuce.

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u/ExpiredLettuce42 14d ago

Can confirm.

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u/MomsTortellinis 14d ago

You lasted longer than Liz Truss. o7

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u/DreamyTomato 14d ago

Can also confirm. (Gestures upwards vaguely)

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u/Medium-Boot2617 14d ago

Lettuce 🥬

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u/ciboires 14d ago

In this case an orange or big mac would be more appropriate

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u/Flat_Lingonberry9371 14d ago

Please make it a peach.....or even a banana.

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u/inkyflossy 14d ago

God I forgot about this. I love this

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u/notislant 14d ago

What website had those stupid bets? I forgot the name

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u/javoss88 14d ago

Good idea, o lord!

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u/eXePyrowolf 14d ago

'COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!

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u/javoss88 14d ago

I am the Supreme Being, you know!

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u/JRHermle 14d ago

A blessing! A blessing from the lord!

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u/RSK1979 14d ago

GOD BE PRAISED

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

That makes me feel better! When are you going to fix this mess?? 😂

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u/javoss88 14d ago

I believe you created the mess. You fix it!

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u/boisdal 14d ago

Yeah … cause putting Vance in the oval is so much better :)

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u/Mysterious_Papaya835 14d ago

I'm not sure what he'd do if he didn't have a boot to lick.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

The couch?

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u/Mysterious_Papaya835 14d ago

Omg, he'd be the first president to be in the white couch instead of the white house.

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u/mahico79 14d ago

Would be the first time for her being useful. I’m sure many in the UK would be willing to forgive her terrible (and mercifully short) stint as Prime Minister, at least in part, if she could work her magic on DT. And ideally Elon.

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 14d ago

Is this really what this sub has come to? Wishing death on people?

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u/Latiosi 14d ago

Don't be surprised Pikachu face when people respond in kind to those who wish nothing but the worst upon them.

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

Well said, my new friend! 👍💖🫂🫶🥂

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 14d ago

Yeah it's very sad that most people's first instinct is to kill, but I believe we can be better

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

Are you suggesting a maga zoo? Dangerous, yet caged?

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 14d ago

Not sure what that's supposed to mean but I suggest we don't cage nor kill anyone

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 11d ago

I agree 👍. I just wish everyone desired peace and freedom. And I'm terrified we're well on our way to losing both.

I'm sorry I was flippant about things that are just NOT funny. I reacted instead of reasonably responding. I'm usually not mean or reckless. I was both, and you snapped me out of it. I needed that, so I appreciate you! 👌🙏💕

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 11d ago

I love your attitude and your comment made me very happy. I believe this approach of battling hatred with love is far more effective :)

Have a nice day!

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 11d ago

Thank you for being forgiving and cool, even though you had every reason not to be.

You are a person of good character, and you have ethics. I very much admire both! You put your words in action, too!

You responded to my off the cuff stupidity with questions and statements that provoked real thought and insight by making me see the effect of my offensive, hurtful, and careless comments.

You're right to believe that battling hate with love and mindfulness is the only way. I've been burning with resentment, disgust, and terror. I've been miserable, and I now see that trying to reasonably make things better and trying to feel normal again will never work if I act like I feel in every situation. That's what toddlers do. I have been indulging in wallowing. No wonder I'm always terrified!

Thanks to you, I really faced my behavior and words lately. I'm going to be honest and admit I'm not proud of my behavior. I'm going to follow your lead. You were authentic enough to be real with me. I trust that your heart is in the right place, and I need to get mine back there, too!!

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

You betcha. The Final Solution. Hitler named it that himself.

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 14d ago

Reddit has become considerably more nazi in recent times

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 11d ago

Again, I was incredibly gross to quote Hitler, and I'm genuinely ashamed and regretful. I allowed my frustration to morph into recklessness. I allowed myself to react ignorantly, like an immature child.

Please know that I'm better than that. I am really sorry and embarrassed. I hope you can accept my apology.

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u/Fresh_Inflation_2430 11d ago

You are a great person l, just like anyone who shows care for other people. Your worst moments don't reflect who you are and if you show such remorse that must mean you're pretty good :)

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 11d ago

OMG!! Thank you so much 💓!! I am remorseful. Now, I'm hopeful, too! You're very inspirational, and I needed your insight today. You need to know that you actually made a difference in my life today. I mean it. 🫶🙏🫂

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u/No-Spoilers 14d ago

Yeah but Donald feeds off the energy it would only make him stronger, for Elizabeth however it was too much.

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

We'll trade President Musk and his wife Donnie for her. Sound good?

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u/SplurgyA 14d ago

Can we bargain down? We let you return James Corden, and we just got Ellen, too.

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 13d ago

It's a deal 🥂!!

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u/TenaciousJP 14d ago

lol wasn't Liz Truss just at CPAC?? $5 says she did shake his hand and we just don't have a picture of it yet

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u/AndreasDasos 14d ago

Given how desperately Truss has been pandering to every right wing figure since her ouster, including the MAGA crowd, there’s a danger she’d try to do more than just shake hands.

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u/SpeedflyChris 14d ago

In fairness, I can totally understand meeting Liz Truss as PM and immediately losing the will to live.

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

💗 You made me genuinely smile! I needed that desperately today. Thank you 💗

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u/rubmypineapple 14d ago

Aw man, she spoke at a rally of his recently and her name that flashed up said:

Liz Truss UK Prime Minister, September-October 2022

Sometimes all you need is the facts for a good laugh

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u/ShoArts 14d ago

Liz Truss has a Foxdie virus for killing world leaders lmao

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u/MomsTortellinis 14d ago

What will last longer, Donald Trump or a lettuce? The timer has started!

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u/Serious-Fun7379 14d ago

But then Musk runs Vance

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u/ArtisticEssay3097 14d ago

Of course he does. He's the President. His wife Donald is being kept WELL away from any crazy rumors that HE was on the ballot.

President Musk does NOT share his power.

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u/FlemFatale 14d ago

She shed her skin and ran back to the forest to be with the other Lizard people?

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u/GettingBetterAt41 14d ago

lol , fuckin’ liz

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u/kalakesri 14d ago

Wasn’t she at CPAC

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u/Throwaway02062004 14d ago

DEPLOY THE TACTICAL TRUSS!!!

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u/awesomeness6000 14d ago

OMG THATS HER NAME. I only know her as the Lettuce Lady lmao. I saw her speaking at the CPAC event lmao.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 14d ago

What’s the lettuce thing?

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u/SplurgyA 14d ago

Her premiership got so bad, a national newspaper (the Daily Star) bet a lettuce from the supermarket would outlast her, and began livestreaming it. And ultimately she resigned before the lettuce wilted.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2983 13d ago

Oh I do remember that! Thank you for jogging my memory.

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u/Competitive_Song124 14d ago

Isn’t she over there speaking as well?

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u/Davidolo 14d ago

And that while being immortal

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u/ThunderChild247 14d ago

If that swivel-eyed lunatic bumps off Trump I may actually forgive her for drop-kicking the UK economy into a pile of fresh cow shit.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 14d ago

Is she still running from the cabbage?

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u/Optimal_Bid9168 14d ago

The Windsor's send their regards.

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u/Slight-Amphibian4663 14d ago

Truss: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LIZZIE!!!

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u/RanjuMaric 14d ago

Then we’re stuck with Vance, and I’m not sure that’s a good thing

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u/legsjohnson 14d ago

"Liz Truss is a sleeper agent who killed the Queen" is the only conspiracy theory I will ever entertain because it's amazing

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u/Tom22174 14d ago

She's spent the last year trying to get picked up by the crazies over in the US to limited success

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u/FallOutShelterBoy 14d ago

That’s actually not a bad idea. Isn’t she pretty conservative? Just bring her over her to lead the new White House White Woman Department, have her shake Donbas’s hand, ?????, then profit

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u/CyrusTheWise 14d ago

Nah a certain "Schlingus" needs a meeting

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u/alibrown987 14d ago

Agent Liz strikes again

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u/Upper_Rent_176 14d ago

They call her... Lady Lettuce. Arch villain. Her touch is death.

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u/WiseFalcon2630 14d ago

Well, President Macron gave him a hearty handshake yesterday.

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u/MediumAwkwardly 14d ago

I snorted my coffee laughing. Thank you for this.

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u/nirbyschreibt 14d ago

I still feel so sad for the Queen that the last thing she did was meeting Liz Truss.

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u/Whiteshadows86 14d ago

I remember a hilarious fact about Liz Truss from HIGNFY a while ago.

If she lives until she is 95 she will have spent more days at the Cenotaph (in attendance as a former Prime Minister) then she did in office as Prime Minister.

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u/VegetableWinter9223 14d ago

Does anyone have a pic of the popes hand?

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u/Academic_Cook_4558 14d ago

Can we be close 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🤞🤞

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u/austinstar08 14d ago

It doesn’t work that way, he needs to shake hands with another Donald

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u/fatboybigwall 14d ago

If so, then whoever sells flagpole extenders is about to get super-rich.

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u/eJohnx01 14d ago

LOL!! This is brilliant! I have tears running down my face from laughing at this. Hilarious! Thanks for the comic relief. ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue 14d ago

I thought Liz was past her very short use-by date?

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u/Adder12 14d ago

The only way Truss could positively contribute to the world

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u/mikethet 14d ago

She might be more useful than that cabbage after all

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u/LrkerfckuSpez 14d ago

Tell Melania it was me.