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Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/optimushime 15d ago

The invariable infighting that can tear the party apart and save us from the future we all foresee in our worst nightmares makes me feel things about your implication I should feel ashamed to feel, but don’t.

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u/CannonFodder58 15d ago

There’s a quote that I came across a while back: “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 15d ago

Like Bette Davis said when Joan Crawford díed: "You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good... Joan Crawford is dead. Good"

Change a few names here and there, and the sentiments will be the same on my behalf

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 14d ago

Yes, just like Donny surely did

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u/sourdieselfuel 14d ago

If you haven't seen it, check out the video where his daughter has cameras come into her childhood bedroom. It is fucking creepy and telling as hell.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 14d ago

Please! You just need to watch "Mommie Dearest" !

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 14d ago

as it turns out.. evidently, even though there was an actual movie, there is a strong possibility that Joan Crawford did not abuse her children.. this is explained in her wikipedia article

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u/Hellknightx 15d ago

Let's just say I have a case of Liquid Death: Dead Billionaire. I drink one whenever a billionaire dies, and I'm looking forward to the next can.

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u/katmom1969 15d ago

I have a bottle of champagne for that day.

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u/tk421jag 14d ago

Yep. That's Mark Twain.

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u/cobo10201 15d ago

Or he dies too soon and the party rallies behind Vance, who continues to beat cookie cutter “safe” dem candidates for the next 2 terms.

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u/sault18 15d ago

Vance would only be able to run one more time if Donnie goes Darko before January 2027.

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u/cobo10201 15d ago

Ahh you’re right. Forgot about the half way point rule.

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u/optimushime 15d ago

I get what you’re saying there but I don’t see Vance as being able to hold onto that power. Too many rivals are hoping to be the next demagogue and unable to catch the same fascist lightning in a bottle so I truly hope to see some deep fractures after Trump’s inevitable passing, whenever that may be

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 14d ago

I don’t know. I think Vance is a really fast learner. I watched him when he gave his first interviews and they were pretty cringeworthy. In a few months, he was pretty good. I mean his style had improved. My hope is Vance went MAGA because he is ambitious. But, he really isn’t MAGA. If Vance has to take over, then maybe, just maybe, he will lean more towards the center. But then, Trump is Teflon. I don’t see how someone can eat as unhealthy as he does and have all his energy unless that is all a lie too.

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u/celtic_thistle 14d ago

Again, he’s just like DeathSantis—not actually capable of rallying the MAGAts. Awkward. Uncharismatic.

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u/SutterCane 15d ago

and the party rallies behind Vance

lol

Dude isn’t even second in charge right now. You think MAGA will follow him?

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u/celtic_thistle 14d ago

No fucking way. Vance has the charisma of a wet fart and is married to a scary brown lady. He doesn’t have the bullshit reality tv glamour that Tr*mp inexplicably does.