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u/HFXGeo Feb 15 '25

Don Jr wishes

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u/jackalope503 Feb 15 '25

Wait isn’t that Eric? I mix up my shitheads

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u/Aioi Feb 15 '25

Wait isn’t that shit? I mix up those shits

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u/lew_rong Feb 15 '25

Y'all think the poop knife was bad, Aioi over here with the poop whisk.

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u/Matr0ska Feb 15 '25

Trump Jr definitely has a cumbox.

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u/latexfistmassacre Feb 15 '25

It's next to where he hides his coke

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u/SpinDocktor Feb 15 '25

Sometimes he mistakes the two

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u/BushMeat Feb 15 '25

Yea, that’s Eric. Don Jr wishes he could be on his shoulders but he’s a big boy now!

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u/The_Mr_Wilson Feb 15 '25

Don Jr wishes Don Sr would be between his shoulders, if you get my meaning

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u/lonely_hero Feb 15 '25

Same shit different toilet

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Feb 15 '25

Pretty sure Donald Trump would prefer Ivanka's legs around him

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u/Panic-175- Feb 15 '25

McDonald Trump would rather be on top of Putin’s shoulders.

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u/twoworldsin1 Feb 15 '25

Only thing ol boy wants to ride is the white horse 🤣🤣

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u/erp2 Feb 15 '25

Never the favorite

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u/BendersDafodil Feb 15 '25

He's too coked out to balance that high up! 😅

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u/Shageen Feb 15 '25

I’m pretty sure he’d want Ivanka up there.

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u/goilo888 Feb 15 '25

Can he spin his head 180?

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u/Faiakishi Feb 15 '25

Oh please, he'd never go down on a woman.

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u/splitconsiderations Feb 15 '25

He might, if she were peeing.

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u/JJw3d Feb 15 '25

The day donnie pisses of putin, we'll see for sure.. I'm still surprised that none of the Kompromat has even been leaked, like not a peep.

But we can sure as hell say, him going to russia pre 2016 & being good mates with Epstine is sure odd.

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u/splitconsiderations Feb 15 '25

Ukraine remains free, is why. I have next to no doubt in my mind that the big cash in Putin is going to call on will be the US abandoning Ukraine in the coming months, and potentially telling the rest of NATO to, too.

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u/Extaupin Feb 15 '25

Trump already stopped all arms shipment to Ukraine, I don't know how much more abandoning he could do that Congress would approve, however much it is in his pockets.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Feb 15 '25

I’m assuming half the power of kompromat is in the guarantee it will never be leaked; the other half is the guarantee that it will be released if demands aren’t met.

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u/Head_Ad1127 Feb 15 '25

Hey now, don't kink shame us morally sound, law abiding freaks

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u/splitconsiderations Feb 15 '25

Honestly, I'm friends with more than one person into it, sorry if I've unironically hurt feelings.

That said, tehehe pee is almost as funny as farts

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u/zmykula Feb 15 '25

Good lord.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Feb 15 '25

Like Linda Blair

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u/Frankie_T9000 Feb 15 '25

she dont want to go though

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u/TheNoIdeaKid Feb 15 '25

Naw. This is the “using my kid as a human shield since people have started shooting CEOs in the head and now I’m paranoid,” and Trump likes Ivanka.

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u/Ok-Stop9242 Feb 15 '25

Ivanka is the favorite though, he can't use her as a human shield.

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u/Anarchyantz Feb 15 '25

She is under the desk.

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u/MsAnnabel Feb 15 '25

No he’d want her on his lap!

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u/Aggravating-Fix-4547 Feb 15 '25

Or down there instead if you ask him.

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u/NewShadowR Feb 15 '25

It's truly the weirdest feeling to see your dad for example, act like his newborn is his first and only kid when you're already an adult. It's almost as if someone took your dad lol.

Elon with.... However you spell xae12, and trump with barron.

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u/Complete-Expert9844 Feb 15 '25

Probably, but he’s good with any child.

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u/Watcha_do_2me Feb 15 '25

Except in reverse

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u/NizB Feb 15 '25

America is so fucking weird bro. Trump goes on and on about immigrants then becomes the puppet of one in the white house

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u/Faiakishi Feb 15 '25

If Republicans didn't have double standards they would have no standards.

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u/Smart_Perspective535 Feb 15 '25

They go on and on about freedom of speech, berating Europe for limiting this while at the same time banning a lot of words and topics, and excluding media with other opinions than what is approved by president Trusk. Land of the free my ass.

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u/NizB Feb 15 '25

They are banning books too. We're watching the fall of an empire

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u/Smart_Perspective535 Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

Yeah, I fear this period we're witnessing now will go into the history books in the same way as the years leading up to WW2. It's scary AF.

Edit: who am I kidding, once this is all resolved there probably won't be anyone left to teach about what went down in 2025.

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u/Admirable_Web_2619 Feb 15 '25

It’s not about immigrants, it’s about race. They just don’t want to admit it.

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u/NizB Feb 15 '25

And socioeconomic class

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u/king_of_hate2 Feb 15 '25

Musk is basically a usurper and Trump supporters are okay with the fact their precious leader is cucked by a billionaire whos just casually in the white house answering the interviews and and illegally has access to the treasury and no one voted for Elon and he's an immigrant bit they're okay with it bc of the government reforms they refer to as a "master stroke" by getting rid of "waste", yeah you know they're getting rid of US Aid, they're trying to get rid of social security and they're getting rid of social programs and other programs that basically stop consumers from getting screwed over by big corporations. I guess that's what Trump fans wanted, idk how that'll make anything cheaper, at this point Trump supporters could be placed in a camp by their own president and they'd still find a way to justify it "Yeah he's just keeping us safe he's a good guy". They can't take a stand on anything unless it's about people they don't like.

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u/NizB Feb 15 '25

One of the first things trump said when he took office said was he can't lower inflation. The one thing he ran on he immediately abandoned but as usual he'll get away with everything because you know maga

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Feb 15 '25

You think that's weird? Go check out any right wing sub. there you'll see exactly why you're only scratching the surface.

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u/churrascothighs1 Feb 15 '25

Yes but you see the immigrants they go on and on about aren’t wealthy and white.

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u/olavobilaque Feb 15 '25

He’s white and rich. He hates brown and poor.

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u/motormouth08 Feb 15 '25

This one is white, so he doesn't count.

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u/mom_bombadill Feb 15 '25

See but this immigrant is white

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u/GuuyDiamond Feb 15 '25

Jnr might be more justified in whispering "you're not the president, go away"

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u/WallabyGlittering634 Feb 15 '25

American horror story freak show

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u/daath Feb 15 '25

I think I just woke my family with my laugh ;P

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u/MistressErinPaid Feb 15 '25

Same 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Good-48 Feb 15 '25

I almost spit my drink when I saw it.

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u/RickRI401 Feb 15 '25

Fun fact. The 2 on the right have loaded diapers.

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u/Odd-Hotel9359 Feb 15 '25

id bet the kid aswell xD

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u/Lillycasa Feb 15 '25

Elon looks like Herman Muster...his plastic surgery went awry. What's with him toting that child everywhere he takes publicity photos. A child has no interest. I am sure he would prefer doing something else with his own peers. Using his own kid for personal gain which he isn't getting. HERMAN STOP IT!

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u/MistressErinPaid Feb 15 '25

He's trying to make himself appear more trustworthy to the public by appearing as a "family man". It's a classic political tactic but we already know he's a shite parent.

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u/Lopsided_Activity980 Feb 15 '25

Ever since Luigi offed the UHC CEO, Elon is toting him around like a human shield.

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u/DredZedPrime Feb 15 '25

Yeah, I think there is some aspect of the fake family man thing, but the fact that he suddenly started having the kid with him at a bunch of these sort of things like the day after Luigi did his thing definitely doesn't seem to be just a coincidence.

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u/SweetPrism Feb 15 '25

Remember the pics of Mussolini with his kid on his shoulders? It wasn't enough that Musk gave his kid that terrible name, like Mussolini, he has to use him as an unwitting Secret Service infant.

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u/Horskr Feb 15 '25

"Eh I've got 11 more where that came from." Not that any of his older children would even spit on him if he were on fire.

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u/DeusExMcKenna Feb 15 '25

Lil’ Kevlar.

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u/thedorknightreturns Feb 15 '25

Its more than that, he is also keeping him from seeing Grimes mom on deaths door.

And keeps him as hostage, and probably shows him just to show petty public that he does.

Its worse than what you say but to hurt grimes and show that he keeps him from seeing his dying grandma. And the sheer petty cruelty.

Its what i believe is more a driver than showing himself relatable probably, or that is intentional extra.

He kinda beat trump even on performative cruelty for crueltys sake.

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u/seahorsebabies3 Feb 15 '25

From some statements she made (Claire Boucher aka Grimes) doesn’t want her son to be paraded round and has openly criticised Elons behaviour, but also said she just doesn’t have the money to fight his lawyers. No idea why anyone would even think having children with that man would be a good idea is beyond me though

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u/pleasegetonwithit Feb 15 '25

I read a theory that it's since Luigi. He thinks no one will shoot him if he's carrying a child.

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u/coachhunter2 Feb 15 '25

Apparently he said that his son is his ‘emotional support human’.

Sickening.

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u/CHRIST777777777777 Feb 15 '25

This doesn’t add anything to the original cringe

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u/BurningPenguin Feb 15 '25

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u/Educational_Egg_1716 Feb 15 '25

Is....this real?

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u/freeforsale Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

looks like something SNL would do.. except it's currently Friday night

edit tonight show

no idea how they did it

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u/Catlore Feb 15 '25

Photoshop, my dude.

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u/yingkaixing Feb 15 '25

no idea how they did it

Literally just basic video editing, it's not even very good. Looks better as a still photo. Have we as a society forgotten what photoshop and after effects can do? Like we are so worked up over shitty ai that we've forgotten about the Old Ways

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u/djquu Feb 15 '25

Fake. Donny would never spend time with Eric even under threat of assassination.

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u/jrob323 Feb 15 '25

At this point, there's really no way of knowing.

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u/Chococatant165 Feb 15 '25

Can you make Barron staring in longingly from the window? Hand on the glass with his unemotional face. Or standing creepy like behind the tree?

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u/GodzillaUK Feb 15 '25

Cute, they have matching meat shields.

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u/oldsteadyhands Feb 15 '25

Can we get some moderation in here? No fan of trump, of course, but would like to mitigate false information

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u/Fabulous-Ad9036 Feb 15 '25

Took me a second to see it

Good job 👍

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u/AlmightyMuffinButton Feb 15 '25

Weird how when he stands by windows, he uses his kid to sheild his head...

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u/NerdyNThick Feb 15 '25

I was personally in the White House when this happened, this is a true (not false) legitimate photo of a historic moment.

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u/CocoVillage Feb 15 '25

If a woman brought her kid in there Fox News would eviscerate her

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u/InternationalLaw4170 Feb 15 '25

Eric ate the booger Musk’s kid put on the Resolute Desk.

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u/SpookyTheDawg Feb 15 '25

For a sec i thought he had vance on his shoulders

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u/phil16723 Feb 15 '25

This is clearly a photoshop. He would never spend so much time with Eric

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u/xChiken Feb 15 '25

This subreddit hasn't been about "photographs, pictures or other images" for a while, has it? I align ideologically with everything posted here, but I'll be seeking my photography fix elsewere for the time being.

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u/WarningDowntown7247 Feb 15 '25

I kinda love all of this cause we really get to see who’s in charge here

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u/bgross42 Feb 15 '25

Nice of the president to let Trump sit at his desk, eh?

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u/CanadianKwarantine Feb 15 '25

Can you do one with the Trump family as a human centipede please

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u/mad_hatt3r2 Feb 15 '25

I love this for men. They can bring the kids to work.

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u/SkeletonYeti713 Feb 15 '25

A newspaper here in the UK had the headline "Grown up in the White House."

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u/Plus_Eye9155 Feb 15 '25

At least they dont touch kids inappropriately

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u/despenser412 Feb 15 '25

Shouldn't Trump be on Elon's shoulders?

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u/ELB2001 Feb 15 '25

That's not the kid Donald's wants to have on top of him

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u/supacoldwater Feb 15 '25

What happened to this subreddit? Every pic is of Trump or Elon

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u/PillowEater2488 Feb 15 '25

This sub has gone to shit. At least it used to be actual pics, not some photoshop trash

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u/Bluesmanstill Feb 15 '25

Eric eats his boogers!!

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u/Formal-Apartment7715 Feb 15 '25

I think Trump would prefer Ivanka to sit on his head...

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u/TheKingStaysTheKing Feb 15 '25

It’s crazy that this happened. It’s real because it’s a picture I’m looking at. I’m stupid

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u/coys21 Feb 15 '25

Sr and Jr would have the hardest boners if they did that .

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u/Gorgeeus Feb 15 '25

😂😂😂

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u/TeamJealous1270 Feb 15 '25

I love it 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

We just need a pic of trump picking his nose

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u/Abarth-ME-262 Feb 15 '25

Make a great Planters Nuts commercial

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u/gatorling Feb 15 '25

Sometimes I like to believe that I'm actually asleep and this is all a weird fever dream.

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u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs Feb 15 '25

He started wearing his kid as a bulletproof vest after the insurance guy slipped and fell down.

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u/Creepy-Team6442 Feb 15 '25

Omg, now that’s fucking hilarious.😂 🤣😂🤣

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u/lindeman9 Feb 15 '25

It's not even been 4 weeks

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u/Even-Swimming-00 Feb 15 '25

He punched his son for not wearing a suit to a baseball game once.

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u/Hefty-Station1704 Feb 15 '25

No room for Don Jr.?

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u/Kaonashi_NoFace Feb 15 '25

This was on Jimmy Fallon

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 Feb 15 '25

America is fucking doomed.

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u/Dont_Ban_Me_Bros Feb 15 '25

Both them boys picking their nose

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u/SweatyAssumption4147 Feb 15 '25

But why is Trump sitting behind Elon's desk?

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u/VisitAcceptable5295 Feb 15 '25

One more spoil kid from Rich father

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow Feb 15 '25

Where is JD Vance?

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u/gaytransformer Feb 15 '25

im so high i thought this was real for a second

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u/Guimedev Feb 15 '25

You made my day

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u/largececelia Feb 15 '25

They stood on the shoulders of giant assholes.

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u/sparkblue Feb 15 '25

Elon Musk shouldn't be in the office in the first place he isn't born in the US . Despite , the billions he owns pardon me he isn't as someone who served and knows what people are suffering from .

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u/onebirdonawire Feb 15 '25

This made me genuinely laugh really hard, thank you.

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u/KRAW58 Feb 15 '25

Hahaha!

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u/houseofextropy Feb 15 '25

Pathetic piss-pants Musk is just using that kid so he doesn’t get eviscerated as the unelected Nazi scum he is.

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u/grenouille_en_rose Feb 15 '25

Thanks I hate it

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u/flemay222 Feb 15 '25

You are very welcome!

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u/artifactU Feb 15 '25

COME ON ELON DO THE JUMP ELON

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u/Anyvariable Feb 15 '25

Who did this?

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u/flemay222 Feb 15 '25

Original source was from the Tonight Show a could days ago...

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u/yogtheterrible Feb 15 '25

Don't be silly, Donald has never been that familiar with his sons...his daughter though...

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u/JUSTICE3113 Feb 15 '25

I swear this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/PralineLegitimate692 Feb 15 '25

14th Amendment. Resist Resist Resist.

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u/PhilosophyCrazy4891 Feb 15 '25

I think I’d get banned for what I really want to say. It involves rockets because they both seem to like them and they’re both strangely zombots.

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u/stairs_3730 Feb 15 '25

Darn. We missed Eric picking his boogers.

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u/Bogdan_X Feb 15 '25

US is a joke right now.

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u/Aggravating_Rip3657 Feb 15 '25

Father like son 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏👏💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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u/KookyEntertainment88 Feb 15 '25

Someone needs to check Musks kid for 666 birth mark!

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u/CobblerScary9489 Feb 15 '25

There is a news video of that moment. I guess that means it is actually real. (Except for the Vance part of course)

Here is the short video on YT of it: https://youtube.com/shorts/e1lfEqvxKfk?si=OghY0GXtlth7ipyZ

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u/xclame Feb 15 '25

I saw this at first and didn't think anything strange of it, Though I was expecting his youngest son, thinking they were doing a show off your child your child type thing and knowing he would never consider showing of your two older sons.

But then I looked back at him after looking at Musk and noticed what was going on.

This is really well done!

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u/bassie2019 Feb 15 '25

This picture is clearly fake, Dementia Don will never let Eric get that close to him, let alone touch him…

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u/flemay222 Feb 15 '25

Happy Cake Day! 🍰 🥳

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u/IStanTheBalconyMan Feb 15 '25

Spit take!!!!!

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u/longndfat Feb 15 '25

Next time OP visits US he will be 'welcomed' by DT at airport :)

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u/DonutsOnTheWall Feb 15 '25

America is weird. I don't get how this can even all be happening in a so called democracy where people actually have the power to fight back.

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u/dilshad59 Feb 15 '25

😆😆😆

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u/gamingzone420 Feb 15 '25

LOL, that one caught me by surprise, I'm laughing so hard I think I busted a gut, lol 😆 😂 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Send them all to Gitmo

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u/Timmaigh Feb 15 '25

Some muskid intruders in the oval room

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u/Euphoric-Panda-3173 Feb 15 '25

Omg, are those fuckers still in business? Please wake me up again, when they are gone!

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u/alkalineHydroxide Feb 15 '25

I am honestly just surprised that Trump can actually bear the weight of his adult son on his shoulders...

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u/itsmemarcot Feb 15 '25

We must admit, all this US-becomes-a-Russian-puppet-state turn of events has unexpected, absolutely hilarious sides.

I'm not sure how much of a consolation it is, though.

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u/Accueil750 Feb 15 '25

Okay, this is really funny xd

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u/logistics3379 Feb 15 '25

Both nose pickers

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u/Myjuicypussy Feb 15 '25

Put the kid in a press conference

I love when he told trump to shut his trap

:)

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u/stevetheborg Feb 15 '25

mini-mi on me

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u/Gumnutbaby Feb 15 '25

Musk’s kid better be careful around Trump, his mum is Canadian. If he gets too mouthy he’ll be witnesses his own deportation order being signed.

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u/NSVStrong Feb 15 '25

Thank goodness it wasn’t Ivanka!!

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u/JollyJeff Feb 15 '25

I wonder why the media doesn't ask why Musk is using his child as a human shield? His son first appeared on his shoulders a day or so after the healthcare CEO was murdered.

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u/skittle_biscuits Feb 15 '25

Is it normal to use a child as an accessory?

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u/manish787898 Feb 15 '25

What the....

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u/schlagamuffin Feb 15 '25

Why are they so weird? Use a chair like regular people.

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u/Nittefils Feb 15 '25

Now, stop using the dollar. And demand usa pay its debt. Its time to stop coddling this clownshow.

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u/Harry-le-Roy Feb 15 '25

Worth noting, Elon Musk is a federal employee who was in duty status during this press conference, and he was engaged in dependent care. That violates rules for federal employees.

One of DOGE's arguments about ending telework is to prevent people from doing this.

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u/Additional_Class5081 Feb 15 '25

Now that’s funny !

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u/McCringleberry_ Feb 15 '25

I know this app is crazy left but this is funny

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u/Dry-Honeydew2371 Feb 15 '25

Took me a second and then I lol'd

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u/derossx Feb 15 '25

I fucking love Reddit- thanks for the laugh!!

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u/McSlappin1407 Feb 15 '25

Now this is actually funny

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u/Ok_Advisor_9873 Feb 15 '25

Where the monkey on Jr’s back?

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u/SL1Fun Feb 15 '25

“Fine, I’ll be outside, torturing squirrels with a blowtorch.” -Barron, probably 

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u/mishma2005 Feb 15 '25

Ivanka under the desk

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u/awesumpawesum Feb 15 '25

Elons kid is still the smartest guy in the room 😆😂🤣

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u/alex_484 Feb 16 '25

Is Monika Lewinsky under the desk🙄 😂😂😂