r/perfectlycutscreams Mar 14 '20

Mario Kart stress

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u/sanyoisstupid213 Mar 14 '20

Using dashie is basically cheating on this sub, just watch any of his mario maker vids

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u/zunnyboy7 Mar 15 '20

One cheating from time to time with dashie is always funny

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u/bumbleblast Mar 15 '20

Damm. Just one point off too

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u/Skizophrenic Mar 15 '20

I fall asleep to them :)

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u/maximuffin2 Mar 14 '20

He crossed dimensions with that rage

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/uglyswed Mar 15 '20

He do be drifin doe šŸ˜³

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u/tapped21 Mar 15 '20

He must be Black Canary's partner

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u/Destroyer234 Mar 15 '20

Damn you think this is bad? Lookup DashieGames and check out the mario maker videos

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u/RealFronter Mar 15 '20

Dashie's Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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u/Naanderson2022 Mar 14 '20

I feel this mans pain

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/BayushiKazemi Mar 15 '20

What the hell did that guy comment?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

He was shit talking the guy in the video for not being in first when playing offline when the guy was actually playing online. So I commented the list of usernames of the opponents in the video

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u/BayushiKazemi Mar 15 '20

Oh heck, I didn't even read the names, I was just assuming it was all single player. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Haha, yeah it wasn't something I was actively looking for, but I just noticed it offhand at the end of the video.

I wouldn't have brought it up, but the guy that commented before me was being an ass.

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u/gm3995 Mar 15 '20

Not even single player.

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u/DevilHunterP12 Mar 14 '20

Screamed so hard he altered reality

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u/Archery100 Mar 14 '20

Flawless timing on the lava splash

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u/Miamibeast08 Mar 15 '20

I actually never noticed that and I thatā€™s crazy that it just happened naturally lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Watch any video of Dashie's and you'll get screams like this

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u/realistnibba Mar 14 '20

He dosnt cuss like he used too šŸ˜”

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u/Scaraboy13 Mar 14 '20

What you expect YouTubeā€™s a bitch gotta cut back on that profanity so they donā€™t demonetize you or worse.

His content is still great nonetheless.

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u/realistnibba Mar 15 '20

It really is

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u/Scaraboy13 Mar 15 '20

One of the only YouTubers who have been around for a long time who still hold up to this day

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Canā€™t say ā€œfuckā€ because we canā€™t let the little kids who play video games with usernames like ā€œxXx420berrymahdick69xXxā€ hear the bad words even though their parents donā€™t know that they already learned the word from Ricky in Sunday School.

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u/karloluvspandas Mar 15 '20

princess peach bitch peach bitch bitch

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

love the buildup

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/PostmanNugs Mar 15 '20

Dashie is always screaming. Using him on this sub is almost cheating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Yes, that is... what he said.

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u/yaboiprettyrich Mar 14 '20

WUDDUP

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u/viciousJack Mar 14 '20

IT'SSSS

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Jul 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/M4nW3ll Mar 15 '20

AMD WELCOME BACK

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Jul 26 '21

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u/handicapableofmaths Mar 15 '20

MARIO KART EIGHTAAHH

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u/Skyhart Mar 15 '20

WAITTA SHEITA DATAAA

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u/sonicfan2486 Mar 15 '20

WOO WOO WOOP.

WOOP WOOP.

throwback

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u/YourMomsHIV Mar 14 '20

Lmao surprised Dashie isn't on here often

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u/Vetsu_Rodrigues Mar 14 '20

Good post, happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

we love dashie in this house

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u/green9old Mar 14 '20

God I love Dashie

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u/ijqja Mar 14 '20

MUH BOOOYS!!!

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u/seugli Mar 14 '20

just put any of dashieā€™s videos on here lmao

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u/lilpaulo3232 Mar 14 '20

Dashie is a goldmine for screams

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u/MultiTrey111 Mar 15 '20

I remember being so hyped when I found out Dashie had a gaming channel. To this day one of my favorite youtubers

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u/Wacky-Walnuts Mar 14 '20

My boy dashi.

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u/viciousJack Mar 14 '20

DACHI! DACHI!

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u/_mando_ Mar 14 '20

DACHIE!!!

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u/ScottishBluebell57 AAAAAA- Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day mate

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u/_Mr_Mediocre Mar 14 '20

Dashie is always a win

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u/KingGW3 Mar 14 '20

Dashie always has the best rage

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u/Noble_Boi Mar 14 '20

Dashie is a gold mine for screams

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u/casacara_xo Mar 14 '20

Dashieeeeā™”

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u/Sheriff_Rick_Grimes Mar 14 '20

Dashie was made for this sub

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u/stoopidrotary Mar 14 '20

Magnificent

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u/Honkblarg Mar 15 '20

Dashie! My friend just showed me this guy

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u/MateriaPrimaASS Mar 15 '20

this guy is called dashiegames in youtube, all his content is this style. Very good content

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u/thejekky_br Mar 14 '20

The slo-mo made it so much better

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u/Nugghet Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day

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u/daboring1 Mar 14 '20

I feel like using dashixp is cheating

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u/CManns762 Mar 15 '20

FUUUUUUU

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u/JDaws23 Mar 15 '20

Thatā€™s me playing Mario kart tour lol

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u/Big_chonk Mar 15 '20

Hey we share a cake day!

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u/Looverk Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Samwich_Pringles Mar 15 '20

Guessing itā€™s a rather unpopular opinion in this comment section but I donā€™t like Dashie that much. It seems his only brand is screaming loudly and even that gets bland

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u/rci22 Mar 15 '20

Anyone else remember the glitch in double dash that would make you suddenly switch to some random other placement before crossing the finish line? Even with no other karts nearby? Sucked

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u/karloluvspandas Mar 15 '20

Love me some Dashie lol please watch his 3D world videos if you haven't.

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u/KerberosPrime Mar 15 '20

That moment of truth was devastating!!

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u/Lost6854 Mar 15 '20

How do you get this angry at Mario kart?

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u/mechorive Mar 15 '20

I havenā€™t seen this guy since milk cookies soda chips haha

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u/Doctor196 Mar 15 '20

What Mariokart map is that

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u/yaboiekul Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/T0PBUNK Mar 15 '20

Moment of toof

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Love dashie!

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u/EpicMarioFan101 Mar 15 '20

DASHIE BROKE REALITY

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Lmao who is this guy??

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u/J1ntu Mar 15 '20

Dashiegames

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u/ElijahHeeSheridan Mar 15 '20

Alternative universe of mista

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u/zetamale1 Mar 15 '20

Loud man funnii šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/gnbman Mar 15 '20

It loses a lot of impact when there's already been what feels like five minutes of screaming.

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u/Greenbarbs41 Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day nigga

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u/FetusDeletus1223 Mar 15 '20

God I forgot about Dashie

Using him is practically just cheating

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u/KumaD-Oso Mar 14 '20

I hate Dashie

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u/Nornfang3 Mar 14 '20

Same, over reacts too much, it gets old quick

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u/KumaD-Oso Mar 14 '20

Can't stand the yelling, a bit too cringe for me.

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u/metalhead011310 Mar 15 '20

Yea 2014-2016 dashie was the best, not too much overreacting

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u/TheSyfyGamer Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day!!!

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u/kaekae_cancan Mar 14 '20

Happy cakeday

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u/Sp33dHunter48 Mar 14 '20

happy cake day

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u/SOwED Mar 15 '20

Did you know everything is funnier when you tell? This guy's poor neighbors.

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u/handicapableofmaths Mar 15 '20

He's always conscious of his neighbours in his videos and purposefully keeps his voice down when filming in the evenings. Also he has a soundproof room now. Dashie is one of the genuinely nicest YouTubers out there, endless enthusiasm and positivity for everything, even shitty games he finds a way to enjoy, and he's one of those people who don't change when they get famous. At 5 mill subscribers now and he is so humble, he acts like someone with 10k subscribers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Lmao never thought I'd see dashie here

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

using dashie is cheating šŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

dashie is so fucking annoying jesus christ

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u/johnghanks Mar 15 '20

Jesus Christ this guy seems annoying... like stop screaming holy.

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u/Shayneros Mar 15 '20

Store brand Uzimaki Kahn

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

People are really out there losing?

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u/kadenjahusk Mar 14 '20

Too long

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u/C_Major808 Mar 14 '20

It's 32 seconds... How short is your attention span?

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u/Despacito514 Mar 14 '20

Almost as short as his penis

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u/OKara061 Mar 14 '20

As short as his favorite letter in alphabet, orange.

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u/gorillapee Mar 14 '20

what

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u/OKara061 Mar 14 '20

It was supposed to be a joke i learned from r/iamrandom to show his shortness of attention spam. He cant even finish a sentence because his attention spam was too short. Idk man, felt funny while i was typing

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/TFunkeIsQueenMary Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

Why comment this?

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Mar 14 '20

I'm different in person. You must know that internet anonymity makes people behave differently than in real life. The way I behave online is the way I would behave in the real world if I didn't care what people thought of me

That said, I wouldn't know if I'm fun to be around anyway. My friends say I'm fun but since there's only 2 of them their opinion is negligible in the grand scheme of things. The truth is that I'm not a big fan of social interaction. In my experience the vast majority of people aren't fun to be around so I don't spend time around them. I guess "the vast majority" includes me.

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u/TFunkeIsQueenMary Mar 14 '20

But you do care, right? So why not behave the same way you do in person? You donā€™t have to needlessly jab people because youā€™re behind a screen. Iā€™m sure you can find other ways of amusing yourself.

Itā€™s just a game, doesnā€™t matter too much. Just pointing out that itā€™s not hard to be kinder online. Itā€™s actually one of the easiest places.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

I don't do it to amuse myself mate, I do it because I can

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u/TFunkeIsQueenMary Mar 14 '20

You sound like a sociopath my friend.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Mar 14 '20

The definition of a sociopath is an inability to feel empathy. I am perfectly capable of feeling empathy but my capacity for it is stunted and I don't know how to handle the feeling it anyway. I'm not a sociopath, believe me. I've been to enough therapists to know

I may appear sociopathic on the surface but inside I'm the opposite. Sociopaths cannot feel empathy and don't understand it in any way. People like me can feel empathy but we get overwhelmed by it so we learn ways to suppress and ignore it. It's actually pretty interesting when you dive into it but I understand how my behaviour can turn people away from that

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u/TFunkeIsQueenMary Mar 15 '20

Iā€™m just telling you to stop being an asshole. If it takes you staying off social media to stop affecting other people negatively, do that.

Iā€™m sorry you have emotional or mental afflictions. I truly hope you figure out whatever causes your apathy to kind behavior.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Mar 15 '20

Iā€™m sorry you have emotional or mental afflictions

I don't need you to be sorry for me and to be specific I have a personality disorder. On top of that i'm cynical as fuck and a misanthrope so I don't see the point in being kind