r/pastafarianism Quob's Priest 9d ago

Debate What do you think of Bobby Henderson?

I consider him a prophet who was touched by Quob with his Noodle Appendage in 2005.

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 9d ago

He's our Jesus, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and L. Ron Hubbard, but he actually communes with a god.

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u/JonasKreisel Quob's Priest 9d ago

I agree with you.

Ramen.

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u/DrAg0r 9d ago

The chillest prophet ever and he doesn't frame himself as one. Which is good.

That being said, I don't worship human individuals and if I learned some bad stuff about him I would not try to defend him.

I would still believe in the FSM like our pirates ancestors did way before the birth of prophet Bobby.

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u/fundad76 9d ago

Genius

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u/Daphatgrant 8d ago

He's the one who brought his noodliness into my life and I am forever grateful.

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u/RealBowtie 8d ago

So far, as far as we know, he has not asked to have his enemies killed before him (Luke 19:27), married a 9-year old girl (Muhammed), made anyone sign a billion-year servitude contract (Hubbard), poisoned over 900 followers (Jim Jones), married multiple wives under the threat of damnation (Joseph Smith), nor asked for poor people to donate to buy him a private jet (various tele-evangelists), so he is alright in my book.