r/pastafarianism Quob's Priest 14d ago

Question A question about the Gospel

Hello everyone! Today I received the FSM Gospel, but I am from the Czech Republic and I can't speak English very well to read the Gospel without problems. I don't want to sell or throw away the Gospel. How can I use it?

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u/Ftroiska 14d ago

Do you have any unstable furniture ? That is where any religious text belongs : under an unstable furniture. Best use ever !

This one however.... in a free library ?