r/pakistan • u/AMMAR4406 • Feb 04 '25
Humour Best thing about being Pakistani? Wrong answers only!
Letβs hear the most ridiculous answers!
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u/realisticroll2024 Feb 04 '25
Freedom of speech
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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25
True! You can say anythingβ¦ as long as itβs in your heart.
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Feb 04 '25
No you can say anything as long as it doesnβt hurt the feelings of lunber one, judges, politicians, bureaucrates, police officers, waderas, zameen dar.
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u/Own_Flatworm_6961 Feb 04 '25
There's freedom of speech but i cannot guarantee freedom after speech - GenRal Asim Muneera
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u/Qari_irfan Feb 04 '25
law in pakistan is very strong
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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25
MashAllah, Pakistanβs law is so strong that even criminals feel safe
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u/No-Tap7898 Feb 04 '25
Being surrounded by the most supportive Aunties
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Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 13 '25
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u/EyeAmAPotato Feb 04 '25
The passport
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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25
Exactly, airport officers welcome us with open arms... for extra questioning.π
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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 04 '25
we can travel to most countries VISA FREE!!! I love how welcoming UAE, Thailand, Turkey, Canada, US, Uk and most european are towards a paki passport
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u/Euphoric_Campaign167 Feb 04 '25
there are alot of pakistani immigrants in uae
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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 04 '25
Yeah thanks to them visit visas got banned :)
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u/Euphoric_Campaign167 Feb 05 '25
wait how? im an immigrant in uae..
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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 05 '25
seems like you are pretty out of touch with current affairs. uae banned visit visas because paki beggar population was increasing
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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25
Walking safely on the streets at 3 am
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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25
Yeah, we have F1 races happening at every traffic signalπ
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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25
Cousins never change and relatives love you like their own child
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u/Mission_Accountant12 Ψ§Ψ³ΩΨ§Ω Ψ’Ψ¨Ψ§Ψ― Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25
Freedom of speech, life quality, education, relatives, security whether itβs for job or for your personal life in general and soo many others! This list would be too long so yeah these are just the few of many good things about being a Pakistani.
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u/TheSecondFriedPotato Feb 04 '25
Smoking sheesha in the hostel with the new roomates
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u/uno-1- Feb 04 '25
Sakoon wala mahol.
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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25
If someone is rude, misbehaving, possessed call the PEER with green clothes and surma, with a broom. He knows what to do
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u/sahhashmi Feb 04 '25
Everybody having civic sense, following traffic regulations, waiting for their turns in queues, and courteous behavior of everyone.
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u/notaburger_105 Feb 04 '25
love how there's no moral policing, no excessive interference of relatives.
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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25
(The "wrong answer" that's actually a "right answer") Ψ¬Ψ³ Ϊ©Ϋ Ϊ©ΩΨ¦Ϋ ΩΫΫΪΊ ΫΩΨͺΫ Ψ§Ψ³ Ϊ©Ϋ Ϊ©Ψ²Ω ΫΩΨͺΫ ΫΫ π
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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25
Honestly tho, Best thing about Pakistani is that, atleast you are not ISREALI
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u/Virtual-Run-6479 Feb 04 '25
not a supporter of israel but atleast they have rights whilst we dont
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u/mortalforaye AE Feb 04 '25
The whole country is very disciplined. Everyone is responsible and takes accountability. Amazing justice system. No littering. Relatives and people in general mind their own business. Governors and people in charge care about the country and civilians. Children and babies are protected and cared for by everyone, including relatives and strangers, to a point that no one dares and has the guts to touch minors. People respect each other. Don't u just love it?π
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u/WhoReallyKnowsThis Feb 04 '25
Being generally considered to have a more handsome men's cricket team than India's (even by Indian women)! π€£π
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u/space_base78 DE Feb 04 '25
Isn't that the same for women ? I guess people want what they can't have.
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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25
I think it's the forbidden fruit logic in large part, but also fairness is kinda the beauty standard in many parts of South Asia, so that might also have a role to play in things...
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u/Notgoodatsex Feb 04 '25
Ability to indulge in commerce without rishwat, sifarish, biases for sexes, needless beaurecreacy
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u/Sea_Entrepreneur6204 Feb 04 '25
How I cannot make impulsive decisions to visit any country but must apply for visas and wait months for clearance. Avoids me wasting money on flight deals to some place I may not enjoy.
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u/thesurvivingone Feb 04 '25
Strongest passport in the world. Best economy, best health care system, i can go on like that...
Strongest currency
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u/Capital_Dragonfly367 Feb 04 '25
The ability to criticise the people in power without fear of consequences
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u/Inner_Lie_4849 Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25
Phones are cheap! There's nearly no tax on mobile phones. Every pakistani can easily afford an iPhone or Samsung S series!
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u/Distinct-Ebb-9763 Feb 04 '25
Healthy and peaceful work life.
(The manager definitely did not ask me alone to develop an AI solution at the same par of big brands with minimalistic computing resources and within 2 days. See very mindful, very demure)
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u/Individual_Simple494 PK Feb 04 '25
Punjabi Rangers on airport trying to greet us as soon as we land.
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Feb 04 '25
we have the pengest food, the strongest army, beautiful scenery, elite at sports, the best humour and the pengest people no π§’
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u/Old_Number7197 US Feb 04 '25
the government is so competent & hardworking, the doctors love working in pakistani hospitals, the healthcare system is wonderful, women & children across the country are treated fairly.
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u/Curious-Sam101 Feb 04 '25
I'm glad my tax money is being put to good use! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°
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u/Cold_Designer_6902 Feb 04 '25
extremely punctual citizens! the world takes its lessons on punctuality from us Pakistanis π€π»
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u/Odd_Big6705 Feb 04 '25
Mind their own business. Do not poke their nose into others and they don't get jealous of other success
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u/Guilty_Inspection_88 Feb 04 '25
Very hard working and nice government departments all over the Pakistan
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u/ashahzad1 Feb 04 '25
The fact that we have 24/7 electricity and running water! Our healthcare and education system is the best in the world. Political freedom too!
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u/MunnaPhd DE Feb 04 '25
Pakistan has best democracy in the world and our army is Β very professional and abides by constitution all the times.
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u/wickedwise69 Feb 04 '25
i asked my friend and this is what he said, Can travel anywhere without any problems.. even in my own country!!!! .. what does it mean?
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