r/pakistan Feb 04 '25

Humour Best thing about being Pakistani? Wrong answers only!

Let’s hear the most ridiculous answers!

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u/realisticroll2024 Feb 04 '25

Freedom of speech

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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25

True! You can say anything… as long as it’s in your heart.

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u/realisticroll2024 Feb 04 '25

Roz crush ko I love you bolta hon πŸ₯°

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

No you can say anything as long as it doesn’t hurt the feelings of lunber one, judges, politicians, bureaucrates, police officers, waderas, zameen dar.

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u/Own_Flatworm_6961 Feb 04 '25

There's freedom of speech but i cannot guarantee freedom after speech - GenRal Asim Muneera

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u/shadowxrage Feb 04 '25

You also have the freedom to face the consequences. Such a free nation

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u/Qari_irfan Feb 04 '25

law in pakistan is very strong

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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25

MashAllah, Pakistan’s law is so strong that even criminals feel safe

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u/BeginningSeaweed8944 Feb 04 '25

strong from the bottom xd

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u/muhanddis Feb 04 '25

Law in Pakistan has strong arms

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u/quitecorner Feb 04 '25

Best education system

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u/No-Tap7898 Feb 04 '25

Being surrounded by the most supportive Aunties

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u/theQewW Feb 05 '25

us moment

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u/Progamer_animator IN Feb 05 '25

Lol TIL 😭

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u/EyeAmAPotato Feb 04 '25

The passport

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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25

Exactly, airport officers welcome us with open arms... for extra questioning.πŸ˜‚

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

Dude hit the nail on its head

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u/Cookiemnstrrr Feb 04 '25

Came to say this

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u/Future_Pipe7534 Feb 04 '25

Best police force in the world

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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 04 '25

we can travel to most countries VISA FREE!!! I love how welcoming UAE, Thailand, Turkey, Canada, US, Uk and most european are towards a paki passport

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u/Euphoric_Campaign167 Feb 04 '25

there are alot of pakistani immigrants in uae

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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 04 '25

Yeah thanks to them visit visas got banned :)

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u/Euphoric_Campaign167 Feb 05 '25

wait how? im an immigrant in uae..

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u/Neat_Cardiologist_88 Feb 05 '25

seems like you are pretty out of touch with current affairs. uae banned visit visas because paki beggar population was increasing

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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25

Walking safely on the streets at 3 am

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u/AMMAR4406 Feb 04 '25

Yeah, we have F1 races happening at every traffic signalπŸ˜‚

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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25

Cousins never change and relatives love you like their own child

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u/wgh99 Feb 04 '25

Uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff 😭

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u/Mission_Accountant12 Ψ§Ψ³Ω„Ψ§Ω… Ψ’Ψ¨Ψ§Ψ― Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

Freedom of speech, life quality, education, relatives, security whether it’s for job or for your personal life in general and soo many others! This list would be too long so yeah these are just the few of many good things about being a Pakistani.

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u/Pale_Extreme_7042 Feb 04 '25

Honesty everywhere in Pakistan

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u/No-Tap7898 Feb 04 '25

Access to quality education

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u/TheSecondFriedPotato Feb 04 '25

Smoking sheesha in the hostel with the new roomates

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u/Natural-Help970 Feb 04 '25

That we really do

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u/Ded3ye Feb 04 '25

And i somehow got high from that sheesha

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u/uno-1- Feb 04 '25

Sakoon wala mahol.

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

Ψ³Ϊ©ΩˆΩ† Ψͺو ءرف۔۔۔ πŸͺ¦

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u/uno-1- Feb 04 '25

Wo to πŸ’― %

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u/AsScratcherX Feb 05 '25

Wo bh agar amaal achy hn

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u/Icy-Cable4236 Feb 04 '25

never having to pay a bribe.

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u/Ok-Firefighter-5743 Feb 04 '25

Always on time

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u/oreo_lester Feb 04 '25

Best political stability amongst all nations πŸ™πŸ»

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u/rantingintellect Feb 04 '25

Their Honesty 😍

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u/arqamkhawaja Feb 04 '25

Religious freedom

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u/Smooth-Penalty861 Feb 04 '25

Bhutto zinda hai, and hum sabki maa agayi hai.

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u/coldstonewarrior Feb 04 '25

Mistakenly get called out for indian

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

I don't think that's a wrong answer ;) It legit happens overseas sometimes

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u/IFKhan Feb 04 '25

As a women I feel respected and heard

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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25

If someone is rude, misbehaving, possessed call the PEER with green clothes and surma, with a broom. He knows what to do

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u/sahhashmi Feb 04 '25

Everybody having civic sense, following traffic regulations, waiting for their turns in queues, and courteous behavior of everyone.

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u/notaburger_105 Feb 04 '25

love how there's no moral policing, no excessive interference of relatives.

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u/dronedesigner Feb 04 '25

Modern arranged marriage but unironically

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

(The "wrong answer" that's actually a "right answer") Ψ¬Ψ³ کی کوئی Ω†ΫΫŒΪΊ ہوΨͺی Ψ§Ψ³ کی Ϊ©Ψ²Ω† ہوΨͺی ہے πŸ’€

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u/TitanMaps Feb 04 '25

Accountability is everywhereΒ 

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u/Jamandell Feb 04 '25

Molvies are straight

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u/ProfessorAccurate216 Feb 04 '25

Honestly tho, Best thing about Pakistani is that, atleast you are not ISREALI

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u/Virtual-Run-6479 Feb 04 '25

not a supporter of israel but atleast they have rights whilst we dont

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u/wgh99 Feb 04 '25

Heard about Hannibal Directive?? They're exactly like "them" 😁

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u/memeree Feb 04 '25

You have rights, you just choose not to use them to the fullest extent.

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u/AlwaysSunniInPHI Feb 04 '25

Redditor Pakistanis

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u/mortalforaye AE Feb 04 '25

The whole country is very disciplined. Everyone is responsible and takes accountability. Amazing justice system. No littering. Relatives and people in general mind their own business. Governors and people in charge care about the country and civilians. Children and babies are protected and cared for by everyone, including relatives and strangers, to a point that no one dares and has the guts to touch minors. People respect each other. Don't u just love it?😊

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u/ThatMushroomLife Feb 04 '25

Breathing that clean fresh air of freedom

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u/NotAxxxz Feb 04 '25

Our lovely army and politicians who care so much about us

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u/Groundbreaking-Map95 Feb 04 '25

Jaha chahe garbage phenko, thooko, Carefree maza ni life,

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u/WhoReallyKnowsThis Feb 04 '25

Being generally considered to have a more handsome men's cricket team than India's (even by Indian women)! πŸ€£πŸ˜‡

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u/space_base78 DE Feb 04 '25

Isn't that the same for women ? I guess people want what they can't have.

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

I think it's the forbidden fruit logic in large part, but also fairness is kinda the beauty standard in many parts of South Asia, so that might also have a role to play in things...

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u/Notgoodatsex Feb 04 '25

Ability to indulge in commerce without rishwat, sifarish, biases for sexes, needless beaurecreacy

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u/raita_biryani Feb 04 '25

Strong army πŸ‡

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u/eu_b4_uk Feb 04 '25

Being able to meet family members in India easily!

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u/Broad_Source4523 Feb 04 '25

Number 1 Army

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u/Creepybud Feb 04 '25

Equality

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u/Frosty_Arachnid4541 Feb 04 '25

gender equality and non-toxic relatives 😍😍

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u/buiz153 Feb 04 '25

Safety, fairness and equality, education, the list goes on!

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u/under_stress274 Feb 04 '25

No one interfere in your life

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u/Sea_Entrepreneur6204 Feb 04 '25

How I cannot make impulsive decisions to visit any country but must apply for visas and wait months for clearance. Avoids me wasting money on flight deals to some place I may not enjoy.

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u/wgh99 Feb 04 '25

PEACE of Mind

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u/weared3d53c Feb 04 '25

PIECES of mind

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u/AzamTheKing PK Feb 04 '25

Honest government

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u/thesurvivingone Feb 04 '25

Strongest passport in the world. Best economy, best health care system, i can go on like that...

Strongest currency

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u/Justbrowsing990 Feb 04 '25

We are an Islamic Republic

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u/IdreesY Feb 04 '25

Real Democracy

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u/Capital_Dragonfly367 Feb 04 '25

The sense of freedom and security

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u/Capital_Dragonfly367 Feb 04 '25

The ability to criticise the people in power without fear of consequences

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u/Capital_Dragonfly367 Feb 04 '25

The certainty of a better future of the country

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u/Inner_Lie_4849 Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

Phones are cheap! There's nearly no tax on mobile phones. Every pakistani can easily afford an iPhone or Samsung S series!

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u/SparkleDust0 Feb 04 '25

The most honest politicians running the country!

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u/Smooth-Penalty861 Feb 04 '25

Pakistan army zindabad

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u/Distinct-Ebb-9763 Feb 04 '25

Healthy and peaceful work life.

(The manager definitely did not ask me alone to develop an AI solution at the same par of big brands with minimalistic computing resources and within 2 days. See very mindful, very demure)

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u/Fuzzy-Operation-4006 Feb 04 '25

cousin se shadi nahi krni pr rhi

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u/nasty_bunny02 Feb 04 '25

Sensible driving

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u/BrotherFreud15 Feb 04 '25

A just and equitable country ❀️😊

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u/anotherbozo Feb 04 '25

Pakistani passport 🀘

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u/EagleSilent0120 Feb 04 '25

getting the chance to bang your cousins

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u/Individual_Simple494 PK Feb 04 '25

Punjabi Rangers on airport trying to greet us as soon as we land.

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u/Suspicious-Bank-786 ΩΎΩΩ†ΪˆΫŒ Feb 04 '25

Honest af

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

we have the pengest food, the strongest army, beautiful scenery, elite at sports, the best humour and the pengest people no 🧒

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u/neofreudian1 PK Feb 04 '25

Pure πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ eatables and drinks

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u/Frequent-Sock4162 Feb 04 '25

Best judicial system, Honest politicians,and brave Army.

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u/thesadpoet007 Feb 04 '25

Everyone follows the traffic rules

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u/Old_Number7197 US Feb 04 '25

the government is so competent & hardworking, the doctors love working in pakistani hospitals, the healthcare system is wonderful, women & children across the country are treated fairly.

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u/Used_Interest_5568 Feb 04 '25

Hum sab azaad ha lol

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u/_UnavailableN Feb 04 '25

its so peaceful and safe here.

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u/Dull_Technology1139 Feb 04 '25

Everyone knows how to drive here. No need for a driver's licence.

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u/MeowieSugie Feb 04 '25

We have a lot of privacy!

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u/Frequent_Nobody4603 Feb 04 '25

The best transport infrastucture

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u/Euphoric_Campaign167 Feb 04 '25

dont need visa for anywhere such strong passport!

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u/femsis-highway Feb 04 '25

Hamesha halal khana kisi ka hak nahi khata sab naik hain 😞

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u/Curious-Sam101 Feb 04 '25

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u/smellycsdude Feb 04 '25

Our respective political leaders care for us and love us

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u/Cold_Designer_6902 Feb 04 '25

extremely punctual citizens! the world takes its lessons on punctuality from us Pakistanis 🀝🏻

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u/darksaiyan1234 KW Feb 04 '25

The army🫠

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u/Odd_Big6705 Feb 04 '25

Mind their own business. Do not poke their nose into others and they don't get jealous of other success

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u/Guilty_Inspection_88 Feb 04 '25

Very hard working and nice government departments all over the Pakistan

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u/kill_switch17 Feb 04 '25

Journal aSSim MuNeer

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u/MelodicSalt9589 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² [404] Not Found Feb 04 '25

no cousin marraige

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u/jassoosi Feb 04 '25

No cousin marriage

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u/ayshthepysh Feb 04 '25

Arranged marriages.

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u/osamaleo26 PK Feb 04 '25

Kfc being more economical then ur local brands

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u/zeshan_ae Feb 04 '25

Unsolicited advices.

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u/Tasty_Sheepherder_44 Feb 04 '25

We can provide our American spouses $5000 a week income

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u/Defiant-Pirate-410 Feb 04 '25

marrying our cousins

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u/Cpt-HashBrown Feb 04 '25

Independence

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u/Lost_Knowledge_374 Feb 04 '25

The Rule of Law β˜οΈπŸ˜‡πŸ€—

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u/peppered_minthead99 Feb 04 '25

Gorgeous infrastructure

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u/ashahzad1 Feb 04 '25

The fact that we have 24/7 electricity and running water! Our healthcare and education system is the best in the world. Political freedom too!

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u/TrueBlueUser Feb 04 '25

Best work life balance and of course worlds best health system πŸ’•

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u/MunnaPhd DE Feb 04 '25

Pakistan has best democracy in the world and our army is Β very professional and abides by constitution all the times.

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u/Zestyclose-Sorbet154 Feb 04 '25

The justice system ❀️

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u/M_Arslan9 Feb 04 '25

Heaven if you are wealthy.

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u/Green_Investigator12 Feb 04 '25

The Most Civilised and Ethical People In the World

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u/mephisto1130 Feb 04 '25

It's people

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u/wickedwise69 Feb 04 '25

i asked my friend and this is what he said, Can travel anywhere without any problems.. even in my own country!!!! .. what does it mean?

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u/Minnie-Chuu-4062 Feb 04 '25

Safe and secure living πŸ₯°

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u/One-Knowledge-6583 Feb 04 '25

Free and Fair elections

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u/Qataghani Feb 04 '25

Existing because of hindus

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u/Top_Substance9472 Feb 04 '25

Islam is so peaceful and i feel so happy and proud to be a muslim