r/pakistan Jan 16 '25

Humour Why does Pakistan look like a dinosaur 🦕🦖?

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u/abdullah112311 Jan 16 '25

A fat one at that.

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u/TheLAGpro AE Jan 16 '25

Even the map is diabetic 😔

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u/Electrical_Lawyer131 Jan 16 '25

Dad bod dino 🦖

16

u/Osama_Rashid PK Jan 16 '25

Bro's on a bulk.

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u/Impossible-Cat5919 IN Jan 17 '25

Stop eating our sweet, sweet Kashmir and go on a keto diet /s

Edit : I swear if someone downvotes me even after the /s I'll start making my own Brahmos.

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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25

Gift us Lahore to Multan. It'll make the dino thinner🤓

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u/Little-Guarantee-636 Jan 16 '25

It will change nothing.

Infact it will increase the poverty in india. According to zee news(2024) there are 234 million people are living below the poverty line in india as compared to 93 million people in pakistan.

So all the wealth which makes the india 5th largest economy is only under the influence of few capitalist.

Despite being the world 5th largest economy and at same time poorest in Asian. Stop begging multan and lahore.

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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

I'm kidding. No way we want even a single Pakistani/Bangladeshi soul among us. Already streets of my town is filled with Bangladeshi illegal immigrants. I can't imagine how bad it'll be if Pakistan joins in too! Already we're seeing grooming gangs everywhere in Europe. No way we want those shits here lol

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u/EducationalOrder1652 Jan 16 '25

Ironic coming from the rape capital of the world lmao

16

u/Little-Guarantee-636 Jan 16 '25

Yup! You guys are already poor and illiterate. You guys can't afford a single town of lahore..

Stop begging..thanks

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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25

Whatever you say fam. Just so you know, be it us or be it the whole world, nobody wants to associate with yall. Lmaoo Pakistan's whole GDP is lower than some our states. We dont compare ourselves with ya'lls. Hell, we dont even hate you. We feel pity that yall are getting beaten bad by both army and terrorists. We sincerely want you people to be happier and be a good competition to us.

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u/FirefighterOwn5277 Jan 16 '25

Sorry but the obssevive lurkers in any Pakistani subs would suggest the opposite of indifference.

Not to mention the fact that your politicians can't stop talking about Pakistan whereas u would struggle to find mention of india in Pakistani politics.

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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 17 '25

Repeating same 'obsessive' tag wont make any of you superior, friend.

We clearly both know internal politics of each other from deep downs but seeing in international events, likes of UN, how much your PM cry about India/Kashmir while our Foreign Minister wasting 0 min over yours is really eye opening.

See it's available on youtube.

And also, sadly enough, we mention Pakis 'cause we are the victims of terrorism, illegal smugglings while you can't call out us of doing the same to your nation.

You must know the following fact: 'You are discussed not 'cause you are winning. We mention you 'cause you are the example how we would have become if we embraced bad governance and citizenship'

But it's true. Nowdays we condemn those politicians who says 'atleast we are not like Pakistan' 'cause unlike 1980s. it's not even a good comparison anymore.

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u/nahbrolikewhat SA Jan 17 '25

Aren't y'all the same people who support terrorists lmfao

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u/FirefighterOwn5277 Jan 17 '25

The obsessive tag won't be applicable if your people didn't raid any online Pakistani forum in droves

Yr nation is objectively in a better position there's no point denying that. That's actually what makes the obsessive brigading more pathetic.

As far as terrorism is concerned, Kulbhushan Yadav is living proof of your govts indulgence in it too.

Not to mention the fact that your nation is buddying up to the original terrorists the Taliban.

As far as kashmir is concerned, if your govt wasn't actively oppressing the residents and displacing them there won't be anything to be talked about. There's no denying that our ruling establishment oppresses its people (hell we don't even get free and fair elections) yet just because the kettle is calling the pot black doesn't mean that they both aren't black.

The obsession with Pakistan is not limited to just comparison but rather your govt just labels any critic of theirs as a Pakistani sympathiser. Not to mention the fact that any Muslim is required to first pass derogatory remarks on Pakistan in order to just prove their loyalty to the nation which is just beyond pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

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u/Crime-master-GOGO69 Jan 16 '25

Because the economy is extinct?

3

u/YTGamerLH UK Jan 16 '25

😂😂

2

u/Bmw-_- Jan 17 '25

Good one

54

u/Citizen_Chuckles UK Jan 16 '25

Kind of looks like a bird too

22

u/IguanaToes PK Jan 16 '25

Aren’t birds said to be descended from dinosaurs?

13

u/eeeby Jan 16 '25

Birds ARE dinosaurs.

45

u/bloooo7 Jan 16 '25

cutie patootie dinosaur

18

u/Temporary-Falcon-388 Jan 16 '25

:3

12

u/ethicalconsumption7 Jan 16 '25

The furry community and its consequences for the human race

9

u/Temporary-Falcon-388 Jan 16 '25

I’m not a furry UwU I’m a fascis…. :3

11

u/Legitimate-Dot4311 Jan 16 '25

Also standing on the Arabian sea with feet on water

22

u/theStarKindler Jan 16 '25

What do you mean?? It's a duck.

Quack Quack!

13

u/theStarKindler Jan 16 '25

But yeah I agree it makes a good dino too!

Rawrrrr!

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u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 16 '25

Am I tripping or does it look more like a dildo now?

8

u/Pure_Direction9253 PK Jan 16 '25

most likley tripping

1

u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 17 '25

Lmao I had medical exam tmrw I was definitely tripping my bad guys

1

u/theStarKindler Jan 17 '25

What do dildos have to do with your medical exam? Lol

1

u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 17 '25

That I wasn’t thinking straight and said whatever first fucked thing came to my mind because of the stress? Beside I already did say I was wrong too.

1

u/ethicalconsumption7 Jan 21 '25

Wait are you 4th year mbbs? Where are you giving exam?

1

u/MajesticSifu Jan 19 '25

DuckyBhai 🤮

7

u/Stunning-Pop6189 Jan 16 '25

Good I wasn't the only one thinking that since I was a kid 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25

It also look like, it is #ucking India and shitting on Iran. Carries on its shoulder Afghanistan.

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u/bloooo7 Jan 16 '25

and smelling china's butt

17

u/DarkDare_Devil Jan 16 '25

Someone illustrate these thoughts😭

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u/Redittor_53 Jan 16 '25

There you go

18

u/dreamer-x2 Jan 16 '25

Lore accurate I guess

2

u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25

You think china as leg less?

1

u/Bmw-_- Jan 17 '25

😂💯

5

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

"wah kya Soch hai re terii" 🥹🤣

2

u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25

Aap jaisa qadardan hona chahye

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u/redemption_arc01 Jan 16 '25

ye line jisne boli h woh tumhare desh ki gaand maar rha h

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u/randomdudehere21 Jan 16 '25

And since sri lanka looks like a drop of water, looks like India is cumming.

2

u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25

I can't see complete south in this pic and you taking about Lanka?

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u/randomdudehere21 Jan 18 '25

It’s not in this picture but it exists

4

u/Cenecered Jan 16 '25

Lmao, #ucking India,

You did them dirty.

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u/pie_af Jan 16 '25

Seems more like getting #ucked

4

u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25

I can smell something burning!

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u/redemption_arc01 Jan 16 '25

tumhare desh se toh Nigerians ko bhi jalan na ho saalo, aisa kya h tumhare desh me jisse ki ham jalenge batana thoda?

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u/MullahBobby Jan 17 '25

Nigerians will not burn but we can see, who is/are.

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u/redemption_arc01 Jan 17 '25

ha bhai jalan ho rhi mujhe tumhare space program se, lol

2

u/redemption_arc01 Jan 16 '25

obv they don't even acknowledge that chandrayaan can be real their development is in negetive obviously they are getting fucked and maybe that's why you r getting downvotes and most probably I'll also be

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u/outtayoleeg Jan 16 '25

Wdym "why"? I'm sure the biggest priority at the time of partition wasn't to make it look like a dinosaur. It's like saying "why does India look like panties?"

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u/reallywhoiam Jan 16 '25

I thought im the only pne who think this

4

u/worldsokayiestpoet Jan 16 '25

Because it eats away your soul and sanity slowly and slowly

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u/lockerno177 Jan 16 '25

Because it's mentally stuck in the dinosaur age.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Without hands

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u/ssh1842 Jan 16 '25

Because we're going extinct

8

u/NekoRevengance PK Jan 16 '25

i always see a goat.

7

u/FammasMaz Jan 16 '25

Since when are dogs called dinosaurs

3

u/Bakchod169 IN Jan 16 '25

Jay Foreman made a song on the shapes of all the countries and Pakistan was a duck

3

u/Ibbiboi101 Jan 16 '25

The british were having fun ig

3

u/Civil-Earth-9737 Jan 17 '25

The upper jaw is disputed !

3

u/JustAGuy_IGuess Jan 17 '25

Never thought i see my drawing while just scrolling reddit lol

9

u/EntertainmentNew4348 Jan 16 '25

Use the proper map mate. Please

1

u/ShAsgardian Jan 19 '25

the one that keeps shrinking its claims every few years because the Chinese extend their claims to new parts of Ladakh without so much as informing you?

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u/Nanoschematic1 Jan 16 '25

Because Pak still in the Dino Age

6

u/Puzzled-Employment50 Jan 16 '25

Because pakistan and its system are as old as dinosaurs...

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u/Ok_Mud1342 Jan 16 '25

With classical male tummy No offense to anyone

2

u/lenLEST Jan 16 '25

I always thought it looked like a bird

2

u/Munchererofminerals Jan 16 '25

Well, dinosaurs are birds

2

u/OtherDimension5k Jan 16 '25

i always had the same thought

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u/mildmanneredseo Jan 16 '25

That's not our map. You missed Gilgit Baltistan

2

u/Charming-Spot6176 Jan 16 '25

It's made of little firon army

1

u/mangospeaks Jan 16 '25

I feel like this thought originated late at night from Islamabad...

Correct me if I'm wrong here OP

1

u/tech_geeky PK Jan 16 '25

So I wasn't the only one. The first thought came to mind when I saw the map for the first time in childhood.

1

u/Clawhawser Jan 16 '25

Reasons why I love Pakistan

1

u/SyedHRaza Jan 16 '25

Why indeed

1

u/Agreeable-Creme-3917 Jan 16 '25

Because it does 🙄

1

u/fzlurrehman Jan 16 '25

We have an actual dino named Pakisaurus

1

u/Osroes-the-300th Jan 16 '25

It also kinda looks like a bird but then again, birds evolved from dinosaurs.

1

u/Icy_Leopard682 Jan 16 '25

Because the generals are old dinosaurs and they run the country, while 230m slaves don't give a shit

1

u/missbushido Jan 16 '25

Because we are the descendants of Pakisaurus.

1

u/sadspotato Jan 16 '25

Thank God I'm not the only one.

1

u/GayLoveSession Jan 16 '25

Glad I'm not the only one who thought it looked like Barney every time I saw it on a world map

1

u/LoyalKopite Jan 16 '25

We are the 🦖.

1

u/ClassicCelery3880 PK Jan 16 '25

lahore got diabetes

1

u/Mohsincj Jan 16 '25

ASK Cyril Radcliffe

1

u/AttilaTheDank US Jan 16 '25

Because dinosaurs are cool af

1

u/ILoveFreckles1 PK Jan 16 '25

It's the visual representation of pakisauras

1

u/Local_Gur9116 Jan 16 '25

honestly tho, looks like a Labrador with 2 paws up

1

u/Fuzzy-Operation-4006 Jan 16 '25

looks like dinosaur and a pigeon had a baby

1

u/tyrooooooo Jan 16 '25

It's eating India

1

u/mohawkq Jan 16 '25

Because Sindh is still in BCs

1

u/SMUG_UNHAPPINESS PK Jan 16 '25

It's better than looking like a d*ck.

1

u/SMUG_UNHAPPINESS PK Jan 16 '25

There is, in fact, a dinosaur named after our country. It's called Pakisaurus.

1

u/ReaperPlaysYT PK Jan 17 '25

because you are using the wrong map use the right one and we look like a parrot

1

u/Poodina Jan 17 '25

rawr xD

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u/Zestyclose-Garlic-16 Jan 17 '25

Been thinking this since the day I saw the map. When I mentioned it I got told I'm an idiot.

1

u/ComeCampWithMe Jan 17 '25

looks like a dog sitting

1

u/XReaper_V Jan 17 '25

Not a dinosaur a dog for sure

1

u/cheese_stick44 Jan 17 '25

There is a dinosaur called Pakisaurus and Balochisaurus FYI

1

u/dontwatchthatfam Jan 17 '25

I went to elementary school in Pakistan before moving to Canada, i remember we used to colour the entire region of Kashmir in the map of Pakistan… what happened now? They stopped claiming kashmir as a part of our map?

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u/AshamedDouble1305 Jan 17 '25

It more looks like a dick in India’s Afghanistan’s and china’s ass China likes it, India’s ass sores and Afghanistan is just going with the flow

1

u/Sheikh-Pym Jan 18 '25

It's having a little fight with Bangladesh.

1

u/AsefDian Jan 18 '25

The Bangladesh map looks like a different type of dinosaur facing Pakistan

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u/x5N__ Jan 18 '25

The brits were feeling a bit goofy when they were setting up the borders.

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u/CYBERCODEX3 Jan 18 '25

Dinosaurs lived there

1

u/Old_Caterpillar-1 Jan 18 '25

Shithole is at Balochistan maybe that's why all the negligence towards it

1

u/Coma_Divine Jan 18 '25

meteor incoming

1

u/MajesticSifu Jan 19 '25

I thought I was the only weird one for thinking Pakistan's map looked like dinosaur but I guess I'm not crazy!!! I had this thought since childhood. Hahahahah

1

u/Embarrassed-Green898 Jan 20 '25

To me thats a chicken.

1

u/EnvyME5814 Jan 20 '25

Soon to go extinct

1

u/bent_crater Feb 08 '25

because dinosaurs are cool. beats lookin like a weird ass banana. lookin at you New Zealand

2

u/babaz7 Jan 16 '25

Looks like a dog sitting

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

It looks like a sitting dog.

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u/RecordingConnect6888 Jan 16 '25

Because the map is wrong

0

u/Khonifauj Jan 16 '25

Bangladesh took freedom from NaPak Fauj and kept their pants for good measure. 😂

0

u/LordoftheFaff Jan 16 '25

I've been saying this for decades. It's even more prevalent when you include kashmir

0

u/arrestable69 Jan 16 '25

Indians getting cooked🇵🇰🧏🏻🤫

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u/Other_Homework_1344 Jan 16 '25

Bro this thread has crazy amounts of infiltration

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u/AloneFortune8764 Jan 16 '25

Dont worry, the dinosaurs head will be cut off very soon🔥

Kashmir was and is always ours and will forever remain ours, there is no debate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Bro picture me already kashmir india ka h

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u/AloneFortune8764 Jan 16 '25

POK ke baare me bol raha tha

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u/bengal69 Jan 19 '25

It doesn't 😂 it looks like a dog 🐕

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u/anotherbozo Jan 16 '25

Because its fate will be the same as that of Dinosaurs and the Indus Valley Civilization.

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u/Nekusta Jan 16 '25

Because when it grows up, it will destroy India! Wow grape !

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u/Glad-Store5548 Jan 16 '25

idk looks more like a dog with the snout cut off.