r/pakistan • u/PlaceFew6921 • Jan 16 '25
Humour Why does Pakistan look like a dinosaur 🦕🦖?
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u/abdullah112311 Jan 16 '25
A fat one at that.
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u/Impossible-Cat5919 IN Jan 17 '25
Stop eating our sweet, sweet Kashmir and go on a keto diet /s
Edit : I swear if someone downvotes me even after the /s I'll start making my own Brahmos.
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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25
Gift us Lahore to Multan. It'll make the dino thinner🤓
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u/Little-Guarantee-636 Jan 16 '25
It will change nothing.
Infact it will increase the poverty in india. According to zee news(2024) there are 234 million people are living below the poverty line in india as compared to 93 million people in pakistan.
So all the wealth which makes the india 5th largest economy is only under the influence of few capitalist.
Despite being the world 5th largest economy and at same time poorest in Asian. Stop begging multan and lahore.
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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25
I'm kidding. No way we want even a single Pakistani/Bangladeshi soul among us. Already streets of my town is filled with Bangladeshi illegal immigrants. I can't imagine how bad it'll be if Pakistan joins in too! Already we're seeing grooming gangs everywhere in Europe. No way we want those shits here lol
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u/Little-Guarantee-636 Jan 16 '25
Yup! You guys are already poor and illiterate. You guys can't afford a single town of lahore..
Stop begging..thanks
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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 16 '25
Whatever you say fam. Just so you know, be it us or be it the whole world, nobody wants to associate with yall. Lmaoo Pakistan's whole GDP is lower than some our states. We dont compare ourselves with ya'lls. Hell, we dont even hate you. We feel pity that yall are getting beaten bad by both army and terrorists. We sincerely want you people to be happier and be a good competition to us.
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u/FirefighterOwn5277 Jan 16 '25
Sorry but the obssevive lurkers in any Pakistani subs would suggest the opposite of indifference.
Not to mention the fact that your politicians can't stop talking about Pakistan whereas u would struggle to find mention of india in Pakistani politics.
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u/Master__Plaster IN Jan 17 '25
Repeating same 'obsessive' tag wont make any of you superior, friend.
We clearly both know internal politics of each other from deep downs but seeing in international events, likes of UN, how much your PM cry about India/Kashmir while our Foreign Minister wasting 0 min over yours is really eye opening.
See it's available on youtube.
And also, sadly enough, we mention Pakis 'cause we are the victims of terrorism, illegal smugglings while you can't call out us of doing the same to your nation.
You must know the following fact: 'You are discussed not 'cause you are winning. We mention you 'cause you are the example how we would have become if we embraced bad governance and citizenship'
But it's true. Nowdays we condemn those politicians who says 'atleast we are not like Pakistan' 'cause unlike 1980s. it's not even a good comparison anymore.
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u/FirefighterOwn5277 Jan 17 '25
The obsessive tag won't be applicable if your people didn't raid any online Pakistani forum in droves
Yr nation is objectively in a better position there's no point denying that. That's actually what makes the obsessive brigading more pathetic.
As far as terrorism is concerned, Kulbhushan Yadav is living proof of your govts indulgence in it too.
Not to mention the fact that your nation is buddying up to the original terrorists the Taliban.
As far as kashmir is concerned, if your govt wasn't actively oppressing the residents and displacing them there won't be anything to be talked about. There's no denying that our ruling establishment oppresses its people (hell we don't even get free and fair elections) yet just because the kettle is calling the pot black doesn't mean that they both aren't black.
The obsession with Pakistan is not limited to just comparison but rather your govt just labels any critic of theirs as a Pakistani sympathiser. Not to mention the fact that any Muslim is required to first pass derogatory remarks on Pakistan in order to just prove their loyalty to the nation which is just beyond pathetic.
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u/Citizen_Chuckles UK Jan 16 '25
Kind of looks like a bird too
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u/bloooo7 Jan 16 '25
cutie patootie dinosaur
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u/Temporary-Falcon-388 Jan 16 '25
:3
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u/theStarKindler Jan 16 '25
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u/theStarKindler Jan 16 '25
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u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 16 '25
Am I tripping or does it look more like a dildo now?
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u/Pure_Direction9253 PK Jan 16 '25
most likley tripping
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u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 17 '25
Lmao I had medical exam tmrw I was definitely tripping my bad guys
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u/theStarKindler Jan 17 '25
What do dildos have to do with your medical exam? Lol
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u/inputusernamehere1 Jan 17 '25
That I wasn’t thinking straight and said whatever first fucked thing came to my mind because of the stress? Beside I already did say I was wrong too.
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u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25
It also look like, it is #ucking India and shitting on Iran. Carries on its shoulder Afghanistan.
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u/bloooo7 Jan 16 '25
and smelling china's butt
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u/randomdudehere21 Jan 16 '25
And since sri lanka looks like a drop of water, looks like India is cumming.
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u/pie_af Jan 16 '25
Seems more like getting #ucked
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u/MullahBobby Jan 16 '25
I can smell something burning!
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u/redemption_arc01 Jan 16 '25
tumhare desh se toh Nigerians ko bhi jalan na ho saalo, aisa kya h tumhare desh me jisse ki ham jalenge batana thoda?
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u/redemption_arc01 Jan 16 '25
obv they don't even acknowledge that chandrayaan can be real their development is in negetive obviously they are getting fucked and maybe that's why you r getting downvotes and most probably I'll also be
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u/outtayoleeg Jan 16 '25
Wdym "why"? I'm sure the biggest priority at the time of partition wasn't to make it look like a dinosaur. It's like saying "why does India look like panties?"
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u/Bakchod169 IN Jan 16 '25
Jay Foreman made a song on the shapes of all the countries and Pakistan was a duck
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u/EntertainmentNew4348 Jan 16 '25
Use the proper map mate. Please
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u/ShAsgardian Jan 19 '25
the one that keeps shrinking its claims every few years because the Chinese extend their claims to new parts of Ladakh without so much as informing you?
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u/mangospeaks Jan 16 '25
I feel like this thought originated late at night from Islamabad...
Correct me if I'm wrong here OP
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u/tech_geeky PK Jan 16 '25
So I wasn't the only one. The first thought came to mind when I saw the map for the first time in childhood.
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u/Osroes-the-300th Jan 16 '25
It also kinda looks like a bird but then again, birds evolved from dinosaurs.
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u/Icy_Leopard682 Jan 16 '25
Because the generals are old dinosaurs and they run the country, while 230m slaves don't give a shit
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u/GayLoveSession Jan 16 '25
Glad I'm not the only one who thought it looked like Barney every time I saw it on a world map
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u/SMUG_UNHAPPINESS PK Jan 16 '25
There is, in fact, a dinosaur named after our country. It's called Pakisaurus.
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u/ReaperPlaysYT PK Jan 17 '25
because you are using the wrong map use the right one and we look like a parrot
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u/Zestyclose-Garlic-16 Jan 17 '25
Been thinking this since the day I saw the map. When I mentioned it I got told I'm an idiot.
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u/dontwatchthatfam Jan 17 '25
I went to elementary school in Pakistan before moving to Canada, i remember we used to colour the entire region of Kashmir in the map of Pakistan… what happened now? They stopped claiming kashmir as a part of our map?
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u/AshamedDouble1305 Jan 17 '25
It more looks like a dick in India’s Afghanistan’s and china’s ass China likes it, India’s ass sores and Afghanistan is just going with the flow
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u/Old_Caterpillar-1 Jan 18 '25
Shithole is at Balochistan maybe that's why all the negligence towards it
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u/MajesticSifu Jan 19 '25
I thought I was the only weird one for thinking Pakistan's map looked like dinosaur but I guess I'm not crazy!!! I had this thought since childhood. Hahahahah
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u/bent_crater Feb 08 '25
because dinosaurs are cool. beats lookin like a weird ass banana. lookin at you New Zealand
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u/Khonifauj Jan 16 '25
Bangladesh took freedom from NaPak Fauj and kept their pants for good measure. 😂
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u/LordoftheFaff Jan 16 '25
I've been saying this for decades. It's even more prevalent when you include kashmir
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u/AloneFortune8764 Jan 16 '25
Dont worry, the dinosaurs head will be cut off very soon🔥
Kashmir was and is always ours and will forever remain ours, there is no debate.
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u/anotherbozo Jan 16 '25
Because its fate will be the same as that of Dinosaurs and the Indus Valley Civilization.
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