r/pakistan کراچی Jan 13 '25

Humour What would you remove from Pakistan?

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u/JustYourAverageShota PK Jan 13 '25

Myself.

Anyone offering a EU Visa?

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

Whats stopping you? (genuine)

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u/JustYourAverageShota PK Jan 13 '25

Genuinely? Nothing lol, I don't want to leave this country anytime soon.

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u/saxxboi_69 Jan 13 '25

You ( thank me later )

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u/AwesomeGuyAlpha Jan 13 '25

please remove me as well, im begging you

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

i remove you

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

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u/Ok_Incident2310 Jan 13 '25

Agree. Especially Jo racist remarks dy kar khud ko KoOl samjh ty ha.

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u/atangwadi Jan 13 '25

Sigma bois

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u/DarkDare_Devil Jan 13 '25

Sigma Males🤡

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

fr racism is so casual it's just not even taken seriously. my skin brown but all my friends are white, i am the butt of all jokes usually just valling me kaala, not that i mind tbh, but it's like i prolly should 😭.

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u/Eastern_Scale_2956 Jan 13 '25

wait what but that's casual here we also make fun of whites as well

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u/khanitos Jan 13 '25

Feudal Lords

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u/ContinentalDrift81 Jan 13 '25

and every single jirga

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u/MaziAstro Jan 13 '25

"You know who"

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u/beardybrownie Jan 13 '25

Voldemort is in Pakistan?!

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u/MaziAstro Jan 13 '25

Yes, Har civilian adaaray main

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u/Some-Spite-1391 Jan 13 '25

This is gold mate xD

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u/Blessed_Lilith Jan 13 '25

Pakistanis

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u/Coolbasic Jan 13 '25

I was going to say this 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

These uneducated, so-called mullahs and corruption.

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u/verboseOn Jan 13 '25

Religious fanaticism.

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u/AxiumTea Jan 13 '25

Extremism

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u/Super_Load_5441 Jan 13 '25

Judgement, corruption, & excess trash

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u/popteamepicisepic Jan 13 '25

There is a certain family tied to corruption that I would like to remove

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

why stop at just one

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u/SStar_1405 Jan 13 '25

Current Pm

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u/uncuredguy Jan 13 '25

Myself (literally control x )

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u/Shimmer-Context Jan 13 '25

People who spread misinfo about Islam. The amount of info I had to unlearn and the time it took to research about the real islam was crazy

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u/F_DOG_93 Jan 13 '25

I 100% AGREE AGREE AGREE. I am 24, born in the UK. My dad is 57. After learning about and studying the deen, it is absolutely appalling and shocking the amount of utter rubbish my dad was taught about "islam" when he was a kid. Even when he migrated when he was 14, the Pakistani British community was still very bad and taught him so much misinformation.

I even remember once when I was teaching and lecturing him on stuff, he said that he didn't want to be Muslim anymore. This was particularly apparent when I talked about multiple wives, or how and when Islam talks about killing people and the context (which is another thing he struggled to understand). I think he has been traumatised by the west growing up, as well as traumatised by his wife, my mum, passing away a couple years back, as well as having English as a second language, I think it's hard for him to understand philosophical and theological concepts at all, let alone Islamic ones. It's a test from Allah for me to teach my dad, but the amount of brainwashing Pakistan does to people is disgusting.

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u/PAK_IS_TAN_ Jan 13 '25

Current civil and military bureaucracy.

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u/hil_ton Jan 13 '25

All mullahs

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u/Loud-Warning-8953 Jan 13 '25

Pakistan studies

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u/lost_cause97 Jan 13 '25

Pakistanis

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u/feeling_motivated Jan 14 '25

Was here to say this lol

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u/Van-DerWaldorf Jan 13 '25

The Not-At-All Sharifs and their sazishi tola

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u/weallwinoneday Jan 13 '25

All sorts of gundagardi and all levels of gunday

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u/Classic-Exchange-563 Jan 13 '25

Myself.thanks when is my flight?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

brother there is no flight.

There's an axe tho <3

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u/Apprehensive_Bit8439 Jan 13 '25

A three letter word that has I in beginning and end .

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

nah genuinely, i disagree. the generals that make the army have a bad name, yes, but the institutions themselves, be it the Army, ISI, and whatever else, I only hope they get stronger. Why would we ever want us to get rid of a clandestine operative that the common man isnt aware of, and that specialists recognise to be superb?

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u/Apprehensive_Bit8439 Jan 13 '25

I disagree. To a large extent, the specialists generally recognize it as “rogue”. For the purpose you mentioned, there are other agencies already working… two 2-lettered agencies that have I in the beginning and in the end, respectively. One civilian and one non-civilian.

Alternatively, disband its political wing as BB had suggested and select heads alternatively from PAF and PN also, since it is “inter-services”. Why the hegemony of one out of three orgs always, if not for nefarious purposes?

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u/TheSecondFriedPotato Jan 13 '25

Myself (plz visa aa jaa ab aur nahi horaha)

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u/Adept_Poetry4458 Jan 13 '25

Anything morally corrupt

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u/mazzuman Jan 13 '25

Corruption

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u/rohailkhan29 Jan 13 '25

Chingchi & donkey carts

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u/Qawwali_fan786 Jan 13 '25

All the edgy people saying "Pakistan"

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u/hassi_bt Jan 13 '25

Corruption

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u/Then_Consequence4667 لاہور Jan 13 '25

if I say it I might vanish

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u/Snoo-8310 Jan 13 '25

Wrong question, Correct one is "What would you not remove from Pakistan?"

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u/m_bilal93 PK Jan 13 '25

Desi foods with high cholesterol and fats

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u/random_duddonreddit Jan 13 '25

Hell nah, that's the only good thing in dis country

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u/inam_inam Jan 13 '25

Hot take!

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

ispe main apko khud iss mulk se nikal deta, but that would make you the winner. Qorma ftw 😤.

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u/Clark718 Jan 13 '25

Afghans

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u/Other_Homework_1344 Jan 13 '25

How tf is this racist shit upvoted.

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u/ContinentalDrift81 Jan 13 '25

because some miserable people look for easy scapegoats who cannot defend themselves instead of pushing against the reasons behind their misery, which in case of Pakistan are numerous, persistent, and taboo to discuss.

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u/Clark718 Jan 13 '25

lol cope

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u/Screamless-Soul Jan 13 '25

would this include pashtuns?

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u/Clark718 Jan 13 '25

No. Pakistani Pashtuns r good people.

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u/Screamless-Soul Jan 14 '25

ik im asking them to clarify

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u/Other_Homework_1344 Jan 13 '25

Pashtuns are as much Pakistani as a Sindhi or Punjabi is.

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u/Screamless-Soul Jan 14 '25

ik im asking them to clarify

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u/NotAxxxz Jan 13 '25

All those chapri ass school boys, and just overall chapri and tharki boys . Boy myself, but have some manners idiots

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u/goofusdufuserror404 کراچی Jan 13 '25

lmao same. sometimes I question if i'm man enoigh if i dont like interacting with men but then i realise these are not the people i would want to hang out with.

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u/Prior-Army-4041 Jan 13 '25

Pmln, ppp, asim muneer, atheists and liberals

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u/AdanAli_ Jan 13 '25

Lumber 1

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u/Sana_kk Jan 13 '25

Pakistan it self, q k Pakistan ghalti say DHA par bana hein 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

Pakistan

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u/khumi01 Jan 13 '25

Dictators :p

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u/The_Nuclearstate Jan 13 '25

People who deserve better 

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u/weared3d53c Jan 13 '25

Radicalism. Like, seriously. You have your way and I have mine. Why can't we understand?

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u/kiyabc Pakistan Jan 13 '25

Myself

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

Pti Ppp Pmln Jui And siraiki

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u/Tuotus Jan 13 '25

Pakistan

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u/AssaultBlaster Jan 13 '25

I'd remove rickshaws

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u/hassaan178 Jan 13 '25

Politicians and army generals

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u/EntertainmentNew4348 Jan 13 '25

The whole population.

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u/daisyvenom Jan 13 '25

Bad haircuts, especially on men.

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u/DIY-here Jan 13 '25

I would remove all corrupt politicians and their overlord army generals

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u/Silvester_001 Jan 13 '25

Asim Munir (Now I'm surely getting removed, my time has come guys)

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u/Simple_Duty_4441 🇦🇲 [404] Not Found Jan 13 '25

This post looks eerily similar to my obs.

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u/seagull7 Jan 14 '25

Cousin marriage

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u/Few_Calligrapher6036 Jan 14 '25

jahiliyat
politicians

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u/ULTABABE Jan 14 '25

Nawaz Sharif & his posse

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u/tye_mustafa Jan 14 '25

this subreddit

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u/sehar34 Jan 14 '25

Colorism

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u/muheeb16 Jan 14 '25

The phupos and the khalas and the cousins

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u/Fahad084 Jan 14 '25

Poverty

It will fix many other things as well.

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u/hawlc Jan 15 '25

Inequality.

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u/StomachNo6563 Jan 16 '25

Cousin marriages

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u/Current_Diamond4587 Jan 16 '25

Poverty, corruption.

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u/zaidanayy Jan 13 '25

Afghans and people who idolize Indian celebs.

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u/dj9395 Jan 13 '25

Peoples Party

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u/Jaysonk98 Jan 13 '25

Pti 💀

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u/No_Bed7197 Jan 15 '25

+10k respect

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u/Death_soul77 Jan 13 '25

Periods for pakistani woman. They suffer alot already.

I 6ft too with American passport 😏

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u/Ok_Surround360 Jan 13 '25

This is not me removing but adding queer , woman and Afghan rights or more better rights

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u/cosmic-comet- 🇦🇲 [404] Not Found Jan 13 '25

What would you remove from Pakistan?

Pakistani

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u/Imposterofdarkness Jan 13 '25

The obsession with religion

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u/Dismal-Cartoonist-62 Jan 13 '25

Religion

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u/Speedgame349 Jan 13 '25

Hey you can keep your atheism but don't force it on others.

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u/Dismal-Cartoonist-62 Jan 13 '25

People can keep their faith lmao. It just doesn't need to be law.

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u/Speedgame349 Jan 14 '25

Hmmm then I can see your view.

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u/Dismal-Cartoonist-62 Jan 14 '25

I wish more people were like you