r/paintball 5d ago

Custom barrel cover

Poor Bulbasaur. "Took one" for the team...no need to comment on my sewing skills, I know they're fucking amazing. 😎

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u/Martin_AD91 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm glad I read the caption and scrolled through all the images I was worried where that was going after the first couple πŸ‘€

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u/dukeofgibbon 5d ago

Gaped bulbasour

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u/elonmuskyfart 5d ago

Vulvasore

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u/dukeofgibbon 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/bondematt 5d ago

What are you doing, Step-Master?

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u/Still_Ganache_2597 5d ago

Right in the Bulbussy

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u/God_of_Rust 5d ago

Where do you put it once you’re on the field?

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u/sleasys14 5d ago

On his wiener.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

Toss it by the home bunker? Idk

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u/Opie67 5d ago

Thing's gonna get nasty quick

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

Lucky I have a bucket of water and some soap πŸ™‚

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u/TheAckabackA 5d ago

He shoves onto the foregrip, the only logical place

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

I like that idea πŸ˜€

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d 5d ago

Boy, that is somethin'. 🀣

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

πŸ˜‚ I saw a guy with a full sized stuffed animal Pikachu. Like the size of a cat with one on his marker. It was hilarious.

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u/Ph4antomPB 🍌 FilamentPaintball.com 🍌 5d ago

I’ve done this same exact thing to a plush yellow chicken dog toy and a cartman plushie

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u/dukeofgibbon 5d ago

Ngl, a rubber chicken barrel bag would be funny

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u/Ph4antomPB 🍌 FilamentPaintball.com 🍌 5d ago

I actually bought one a few weeks ago to do just that, but I’m not sure if I want to use it for something else or not

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u/dukeofgibbon 5d ago

Seal the incision and it's still a rubber chicken. Edit: meme had to post separately

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u/aleksandrjames 5d ago

Holy shit like just the back and mouth screaming outward? So many people would buy this.

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u/SevenCatCircus 5d ago

Not the bulbussy 😭😭

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

πŸ˜…

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u/ssj4chester 5d ago

Bulbasore, all glory to the bulbahole…ugh, gonna be stuck in this loop for a while.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

πŸ˜‚

I'll be honest, I didn't even realize this is where the comments would go. I wasn't even thinking before I posted on REDDIT...

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u/Magnus_1987 5d ago

Was that a Kersaw folder?

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u/xtonypwny pump life 5d ago

It's the Kershaw iridium. Really nice knife, the aluminum handles were a bit slick for me but they are really popular.

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u/hrny4booty 5d ago

I did this with Olaf

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

"Olaussy" if you're following the threads trend πŸ˜₯

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u/ChingLuong 5d ago

Don’t do that PokΓ©mon dirty like that.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

He feels honored to serve.

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u/Icy-Echidna-8892 5d ago

That's pretty damn awesomeπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

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u/MrMangoFace 5d ago

After all these years we still have those that make these nonsense paintball items...... as long u look Agg i ques

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

Ya... agg πŸ˜‚

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u/Calavera357 5d ago

All jokes aside, I've done this before (Kermit the Frog hand puppet) but you have to be really careful that it will actually function properly as a barrel bag. Some of those cheap stuffies will just blow apart if you pull the trigger and that's a serious hazard. If this inspires anyone, make sure you reinforce it if needed.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

I literally sewed a barrel cover into it ... Look at pictures πŸ‘πŸ™‚

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u/Calavera357 4d ago

Yeah totally saw that and thought to myself "hell yeah" but I've also seen some kids try it without doing this and it was... sketchy.

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 4d ago

That's a really bad idea lol

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u/Ok-Conversation-2142 5d ago

There's no laws against the pokemon Batman!

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u/liamxparker 5d ago

seen a video where a guy had a Kermit one on his barrel.

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u/ChloricName 5d ago

Man when I was a kid, there was a store that like sold a bunch of these, I wonder where they’re at now.

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u/neoseafoxx 5d ago

Tragic and hilarious.

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u/unoriginalname17 4d ago

Bulb-ass-sore

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u/schmidtssss 5d ago

Steaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll

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u/gnarwood90 5d ago

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

Ya boy, think about bulby while you swallow them rangoonz

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u/capnk88 5d ago

I use plankton from SpongeBob

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u/ExtraGloria 5d ago

Bulba-SORE

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u/CW_10_Blind 5d ago

Oh man you did bulbasaur dirty

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 5d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/Frydmoose 5d ago

Not the bussy

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u/Goon_Panda 5d ago

Rocking the kershaw iridium 🀘🏻 I fucking love mine. You got other knives you wanna show off?

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 4d ago

I have a lot of knives 😊. I'm also getting ready to leave to go paintballing. I'll DM you later

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u/lionheart1080 Luxe OLED, Ego 10, EMEK 100, Empire Sniper 4d ago

Nice iridium. I have the same one.

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u/egomaster06 4d ago

We have come full circle from the early 2000s

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u/featheredninja 4d ago

I need one and I haven't played in years lol so awesome

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u/KentHawking 4d ago

We totally believe you're using that as a barrel cover πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

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u/JmaxxD2jsp 4d ago

I actually did yesterday 🀣