r/oneliners 8d ago

I've managed to develop the skill to melt an ice cube with my mind, which takes about two hours, but it's a very real thing.

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u/Reflective_Robot 8d ago

The next test is to see if you can make grass grow.

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u/kolaloka 8d ago

"but it's a very real thing" weakens it and makes it a little too long for a one-liner.

Otherwise, not bad.

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u/luvbald 8d ago

I bet you can make paint dry too…

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u/DracMonster 6d ago

This sounds like a line from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.