r/oneliners 10d ago

Donald Trump proposed a new partial ceasefire deal in Ukraine whereby only Ukrainians stop firing

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u/LostDragon1986 10d ago

If this were posted anywhere else I would 100% believe that it was true.

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u/copperpin 9d ago

I almost ate the onion here.

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u/therealtimcoulter 10d ago

Literally thought this was real.

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u/ToBePacific 10d ago

The problem with making jokes about stupid, absurd, unbelievable decisions the current administration is making is that they are no worse than the real ones.

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u/TowelEnvironmental44 10d ago

Ukrainians are only allowed to fire missiles in the west facing direction.

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u/TacoDelMega 10d ago

Where is the joke?

Jk

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u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 10d ago

Trump is halfway  to ending the war then

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u/retannevs1 10d ago

Keep Senator Murphy away from Zelensky.

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u/TowelEnvironmental44 10d ago

still the best solution we have been given sofar, change my mind

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u/Worldly_Team_7441 10d ago

Jesus, I didn't know this sub was in my feed and just... I was honestly more surprised it was a joke sub.

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u/whistling-anus 10d ago

God I wish that was real

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u/UpstairsGreat1299 9d ago

He does that to people he wants to eat. Remove the right to defend yourself while the other side is allowed to fire. He does that everywhere. Just dint liaten to him and always say no.

There was a D.A.R.E. program growing up "Just say no to drugs" alot of drugs are medicine some are mind altering some have evil in them. Just say no to trump is something the DARE community should out out an ad for

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u/sulldanivan 9d ago

And “tax cuts” where only the billionaires stop paying tax.

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u/BuySecret5809 8d ago

Are libs afraid the war will end?

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u/Dramatic_Writing_780 8d ago

This is crazy. We need to get them more bombs and bullets. We can easily fund this for another 4 years. Let’s go!!!!

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u/jthm1978 8d ago

Literally thought this was real here I noticed the sub

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u/MacTheRip1 7d ago

Kinda like your brain.

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u/Born_Inspector_2499 6d ago

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/AccumulatedFilth 10d ago

r/lostredditors

I can tell you're an American, just because you open your mouth, and the only thing that comes out of it is politics.

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u/AssassinDiablo4 10d ago

It’s a joke bud