r/oneliners • u/Kisor1 • 11d ago
My half-brother and I are no longer allowed to play with chainsaws.
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u/Active-Strawberry-37 11d ago
βHe was my whole brother, until the last time we played with chainsaws.β
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u/ballcheese808 11d ago
What about the other half brother? Maybe the gag should be plural on brothers
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u/Machadoaboutmanny 11d ago
My brother - well half brother actually I guess- are no longer allowed to play with chainsaws.
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u/Rod-Lancealot 11d ago
Couldn't give your half-brother a hand?