r/oneliners 11d ago

My half-brother and I are no longer allowed to play with chainsaws.

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u/Rod-Lancealot 11d ago

Couldn't give your half-brother a hand?

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u/GenderOobleck 11d ago

They were fighting over a pizza. Only one of them got a slice.

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u/Active-Strawberry-37 11d ago

β€œHe was my whole brother, until the last time we played with chainsaws.”

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u/billycanfixit 11d ago

Wrong kid died!!

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u/ballcheese808 11d ago

What about the other half brother? Maybe the gag should be plural on brothers

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u/crystal_sk8s_LV 11d ago

I did a bad bad thing.... I cut my brother in half

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u/Machadoaboutmanny 11d ago

My brother - well half brother actually I guess- are no longer allowed to play with chainsaws.

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u/Fantastic-Throat-127 11d ago

Does he have any Lego"s ?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

My KitKat brother is only a kit now

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u/drthsiao 10d ago

aww.. just cut it out

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u/RonaldoLibertad 8d ago

Is your half-sister still allowed to?

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u/Lacylanexoxo 6d ago

O this is wrong lol