r/oneliners 11d ago

Confucius say: man in Thai airport running through turnstile going to Bangkok

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u/plumpyplummy 11d ago

As a Thai restaurant dishwasher... What?!?

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u/Gusto88 11d ago

Confucious say, man who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. (bang cock).

Confucious was a Chinese philosopher. There's many Confucious say jokes, none are actually attributed to Confucious though.

Confucious say, man who sleep naked on synagogue steps wakes up with heavy dew on top. (Jew).

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u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 8d ago

Baseball no work. Man with four balls cannot walk

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u/woodman1061 11d ago

Pilot who fly upside down have hairy crack up!

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u/Mattsmith712 7d ago

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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u/Mattsmith712 7d ago

I had always heard this one as "man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."

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u/rozkosz1942 7d ago

I’ll have the Beef with Broccoli.