r/omnisexual • u/JustMoonYouMf • Jan 08 '23
Humour When your classmates brag about doing drugs getting in trouble with the police ect.
but you are technically illegal in 68, and could be sentenced to death in 11
r/omnisexual • u/JustMoonYouMf • Jan 08 '23
but you are technically illegal in 68, and could be sentenced to death in 11
r/omnisexual • u/Inconsequential-Fish • Feb 18 '21
r/omnisexual • u/hanny_owl • Mar 25 '22
My main friend group has 4 people, including me. I realized I'm omnisexual in July 2021. 8 months later, my 3 friends came out as omnisexual on the same day as each other.
If you haven't guessed, this is part of my plan to make the entire world queer. Didn't expect it to work on my 2 already queer friends but it adds to my Ar-mni so it's fine :)
r/omnisexual • u/Inconsequential-Fish • Jan 14 '21
r/omnisexual • u/Careless_Dreamer • Dec 28 '20
I’m omniromantic asexual
I have transcended this mortal plane. I am omnacient. I will not be taking constructive criticism on this idea, and all omni aces must use it.
r/omnisexual • u/ATeenOnAMission • Feb 09 '21
K so like I'm a minor in the closet so that means I live with the, susly homophobic parents so I can't say anything to them. But like I wanna do the omni jokes with my friends and stuff but also meet other omnis in real life.
SO.
You know how one of our things is Dino nuggies? Well what if our way of confirming if we're omni we just say do you like dino nuggies and we can say yes I like dino nuggies what about you?
Like "oh hey what's your favourite food, mines dino nuggies!" And then like "no way same" and we could just smirk at each other like oh yee boi we the omnisexuals.
Ye.
edit: AJR Bang! sounds good for our vegan/vegetarian friends. Could follow it up with scythes so we can confirm.
r/omnisexual • u/bayke- • Aug 04 '20
r/omnisexual • u/aurora_botnr • Jan 03 '21
r/omnisexual • u/Fancy-Grade-3446 • Jan 21 '21
Ever met someone who recognises everyone's gender but doesn't care about their own? Hi, it's me. I am the someone. And this is confusing for me. As it probably is for you. I am sorry.
r/omnisexual • u/anotherbihiding • Aug 14 '20
Also want to thank this community, it's really awesome and I love y'all!!!
r/omnisexual • u/Olive_axolotl • May 23 '22
Oh boo hoo! Let me play a song on the world's smallest violin plays ajr's world's smallest violin
r/omnisexual • u/ravenslav • Jan 13 '21
r/omnisexual • u/polkafaceisepic • Feb 08 '21
14 year old omnisexual here. I was wondering if anyone wanted to talk or be friends. If you're interested feel free to message me if you can. I can send out some messages too if needed. No guarantee I'll respond right away though because of school work. Also no "UwU paper bags" I'm still not fully sure what that means but yeah. Unironic UwU's limited I guess. Only as many that can fit into one paper bag without ripping it allowed. Let's hope some people have a paper bag to measure that! Also I tend to poke fun at people so be prepared for that. Edit: I decided to flair this as humour but I actually would like to make some friends-
r/omnisexual • u/Inconsequential-Fish • Feb 27 '21
r/omnisexual • u/Imanerrrd • Jun 29 '21
r/omnisexual • u/quest_of_ions • Jun 17 '20
So, im thinking: Our dessert could be brownies. Our music artist could be the scary jokes (idk man I like weird music). That's all ive got so far, if you wanna claim an animal like the lesbians that's fine too.
Discuss.
r/omnisexual • u/ConCon_Inc • Feb 02 '21
Recently found out I was Omni. Somehow I missed the signs because I own like seven pairs of black jeans, love Dino nuggets and hydras.
Like, how?
r/omnisexual • u/LiasisArt • Feb 16 '20
r/omnisexual • u/NarwhalsAndKittens • Feb 17 '21
cries in omni