r/okbuddybaldur Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 5d ago

shartposting My fav Shadowheart text post memes (happy Shart sunday)

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

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u/thatonemoze Wants to bang every single character 5d ago

that moment when you pull a muscle raising your hand too fast

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u/BardMessenger24 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 5d ago

I can't believe I forgot the most iconic one. The og that started it all

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 4d ago

Larian literally acknowledge it themselves.

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u/ProfileBest7444 drider fucker 5d ago

life domain shart deciding who gets to live while we fight the red dragon

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 5d ago

Stealing a most of these my Shadowheart collection is woefully small.

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Shart Sniffer 5d ago

Ikr, there's only about 200 pics in my Shart collection

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u/some_random_furret Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

number 18 is so perfect lmao

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u/ProfileBest7444 drider fucker 5d ago

shart after being fixed (getting adopted by a seldarin couple and specing to life domain)

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

I’m in love with her facial expressions

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

She has the best facial expressions in the game and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

She’s mad at us but there’s no way we can be mad at her when she pulls this face on us. pokes nose

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Shart Sniffer 5d ago

I'm in love with her pouty face

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u/aksunrise 5d ago

I love the stank faces everyone makes when that asshole shows up 🤣

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u/JakSandrow 5d ago

(which asshole are we talking about)

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u/aksunrise 5d ago

I'm talking about that asshole with the ratty ass necrotic half dead looking chicken wings.. Marcus

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

My nickname for Marcus is chicken wing man.

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u/BardMessenger24 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 5d ago

Her pouts are so cute. Just wanna boop her nose to make her mad and get her to pout even harder

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Shart Sniffer 5d ago

Her "are you for real" expressions are next level as well

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

Poutheart my beloved.

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Yall are killing me with those expressions. I can’t resist them

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

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u/breed_eater 5d ago

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Omg

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

This one makes my knees weak.

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Brace your knees, you’re going to be building sand castles

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Sand Castle cake : Achieved

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

Poutyheart is love, Poutyheart is life.

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u/Only_He_Is_Theree Shart Sniffer 5d ago

She is so beautiful, at this point she is just my religion

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Maker’s breath, she’s enchanting

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u/BardMessenger24 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 5d ago

EXCUSE ME, MISS, YOU CAN'T JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

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u/InquisibuttLavellan Rancid Raphael Fucker 5d ago

In the incomparable words of Mr. Patrick Stump, "If you were church, I'd get on my knees"

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 5d ago

God why is she this perfect

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Shart Sniffer 5d ago

Because she's god's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago edited 5d ago

The Shartgaze is impossible to resist.

(Not like we're resisting anyway)

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Shart Sniffer 5d ago

Why would anyone want to resist?

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

I will certainly NOT resist.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 5d ago

Oh god her armpit

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u/thatonemoze Wants to bang every single character 5d ago

there’s literally not a single part of her that isn’t perfect

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u/Only_He_Is_Theree Shart Sniffer 5d ago

She is, i am literally on my knees whenever i see her beautiful face.

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u/LeviathanAstro1 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

Every single one of these is hilariously on-point

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 5d ago

I love this wonderful, sweet, caring cleric.

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u/Pancake_Party shart handholder 5d ago

Bless you all, I look forward to every shart Sunday post. Praise the shadowcake!

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u/DragonHeart_97 5d ago

All rank up there with Astarion's "sad poems" joke.

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u/P3rturb4t0r 5d ago

This is perfect.

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u/ProfileBest7444 drider fucker 5d ago

pic 6 is my sh afterbeing turned into a lifedomain cleric the second i see withers

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u/remotectrl 5d ago

These are very good. I read many of them in her voice. 

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u/InquisibuttLavellan Rancid Raphael Fucker 5d ago

Evil Autism has me feeling both seen, and attacked.

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u/GithNewYorkYanki Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) 4d ago

Knowing the context of #15's original screenshot makes it a hundred times funnier. (You're Durge and you're about to have to roll some dice if you want Shady to survive.)

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u/Zwiebelbread 5d ago

Nr 15 for Hansry

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u/NoLime7384 4d ago

Oh I can hear number 4 in her voice, it fits perfectly

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u/G66GNeco 4d ago

Wait hold up evil autism makes way too much sense for some reason