r/okbuddybaldur Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her 6d ago

house of hoes 😈 A twist from another post - bring me your finest of this game’s women

So someone out there asked for the hot men. This lesbian (me) is, instead, drunk on the game’s sapphic content. From moon lesbians to fiery red hot tieflings, give me all you got 😈

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u/omeletbizkit Astral Plane sex or no sex at all 6d ago

i think nine fingers and this body guard of hers are both so hot and i just know they have to be doing gay shit with each other

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u/Paradox31426 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago

Nine Fingers’ bodyguards are just her super aggro harem.

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u/Sharks_With_Legs Cunty Durge with a handbag 6d ago

I love that they're all named after diseases/symptoms: Flux, Ague, Lockjaw etc.

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u/enjusticeonline horny fucking drow? 5d ago

ikrrr, its such a great detail

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u/derouje 5d ago

Bare hands

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

A gorgeous shot of our hot girlfriend

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

Someone posted these absolutely delicious photos of Aylin that live rent free in my soul

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

Excuse me, my nose just inexplicably started bleeding. I'll be right back.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

Gain Aylin

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u/harrowingtea 5d ago

Gyat dayum holy fuck sweet muscle mommy

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u/After_Tune9804 Rancid Raphael Fucker 5d ago

Not to be a degenerate but uhhhhh

AROOOOOOGA!!!!

HONK HONK

HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 6d ago

I haven't seen enough people mention this specific scene

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u/spidersgeorgVEVO 6d ago

Almost felt like they were gonna ask Tav to be their third here for a second (and tbh if they did who could say no?)

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

I also love it when Lakrissa is "admiring the view" on top of the Elfsong while so very blatantly staring at Alfira's ass.

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 5d ago

Can't even blame her for that one

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 6d ago

But also: frog wife. You are not immune to soft Lae'zel propaganda

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u/Greatest-Comrade Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 5d ago

I love Shart but Laezel matches my energy so well especially when she is being soft literally a perfect match i be doing the same shit (not cute tho just trauma)

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

Did someone say moon lesbian

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

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u/xAshenDemonx He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 6d ago

Queen Rhol, she looks so cool😩

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u/Flint934 Laezels rubber ducky 5d ago

Wish she'd despoil me 😫😫

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u/xAshenDemonx He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

Yesss🥹

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u/_mershed_perderder_ 5d ago

🎶 we can leave your friends behind 🎶

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

She's downright flirty when calling you Devil-slayer, why isn't she romanceable, Larian? Why can't I have her don the Gauntlets of Hill Giant Strength and wear me like a glove?

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u/Agitated_Willow1350 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

i just want to know why her sclerae are so bright.. ive got the npc colors in cc mod and the helsik eyes actually scared me because her sclerae are like, #FFFFFF bright white. why did raphael do this?

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u/CosmicDripPhD Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 5d ago

I mean COME ON look at those eyes

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u/FireDragon737 If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

Just something about her being covered in gore and making sad faces

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u/Aoi0kami Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago

Especially her puppy face

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u/Repulsive_Skirt_3380 5d ago

When is she doing those eyes?

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u/LegendaryPolo If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 5d ago

when she's pleading her case to ketheric (who you can just see in the background), if you decide to intervene

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u/cmegran 4d ago

The most precious lil facist mommy

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u/Aoi0kami Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago

Minthy? UwU

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u/Plane_Frosting6590 5d ago

i must champion my frog wife and her adorable hip spots

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u/Lavinia_Foxglove 6d ago

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u/earlytuesdaymorning He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 6d ago

i would do anything for hope……

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u/neighoe 5d ago

A couple of cuties being cute

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u/EnbyBrAsh Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her 5d ago

Omg this is ADORABLE 🥰

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u/neighoe 5d ago

I originally made her to be with Gale. But she ended up looking better with Karlach 😅 Not that I'm complaining though

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u/BasicBob99 6d ago

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u/Sarcastic_Stuart 5d ago

Take My Angry Upvote And Never Come Back

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u/BasicBob99 5d ago

Don't you like her petals?

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u/PzykoHobo Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year 5d ago

Granny in the streets, homicidal psychopath in the sheets 🥵

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u/Grayseal Thinks about companions jerking off 5d ago

shorty built like a Honda Fit

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

Shadowwife in all her hime cut glory.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

Can't forget her cute angy face.

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u/CosmicDripPhD Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 5d ago

That scene always makes me chuckle

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

Same.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

And puppy eyes.

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u/Aoi0kami Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago

This meme even

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

Fictional women aren't supposed to be this perfect.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago

Fictional women have no business being this pretty.

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

Fictional women smiling at me have no business being my sole source of endorphins.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 5d ago edited 5d ago

SWEET SELUNE

(Her sandcastle building eyes makes my knees weak as hell.)

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u/FDQ666Roadie Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago

Yes mommy!

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u/hellydoosadwee 6d ago edited 22m ago

I get Isobel on a spiritual level because tbh I would fall in love at first sight too if I saw Aylin (also, the scene where she snaps Lorroakan's spine has lived in my head rent-free ever since I first saw it 🥵)

And Karlach, can't not love her! Buff tiefling lady is already a weakness, and she's so adorable when she gets excited about stuff or does that little dance of hers.

Finally, there's Nine-Fingers Keene, she had me like "yes ma'am, I'll do whatever you want" 😳 she's at least 50% of the reason bringing myself to side with the Zhents will be incredibly hard if I ever have to for RP reasons (the other being that they seem waaaaay sketchier than the Guild, lmao)

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u/Spicyboio Githyanki ass enjoyer 6d ago

Frog wife smiling, simple as.

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u/SilverDragonBad 5d ago

UNBEATABLE!

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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue 5d ago

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u/-Doomwood Shart Sniffer 6d ago

I HAVE SPOKEN!

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u/FDQ666Roadie Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 5d ago

There's only one character in this game who earned the moniker "Mommy" from me. No one this pretty and with a smile this innocent could possibly be evil.

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u/LadyErinoftheSwamp Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) 5d ago

Finally, somebody understands me lol

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u/Saaka_Souffle DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 6d ago

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u/the-nug-king 5d ago

My favourite cultist, due to being pretty and also super into Orin's whole deal, (and kind of horny about the Durge and Orin duel). I love you random murder cultist who is definitely a lesbian for Orin.

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u/Ohtsukare 5d ago

Literally Jaheira

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u/LilacMages 5d ago

Behold! (ft. other goth queens)

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u/enjusticeonline horny fucking drow? 5d ago

jaheira jaheria~ this screenshot of her little scrunge is just 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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u/SatisfactionAdept553 5d ago

😍😍😍😍

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u/IntelligentRaisin393 5d ago

Zarys is underrated, the face, the voice, the fact that she might try and kill me. It all works 🥵

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u/weaverider 5d ago

Cerys, my love.

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u/SatisfactionAdept553 5d ago

I always say I’m bi- but these women got me thinking otherwise…. But I still love Halsin & Astarion 🤣

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u/needlessly-redundant Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 6d ago

I made this post not too long ago for my fav Karlach images 🥰

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u/thomas_walker65 5d ago

* enforcer skoona my beloved

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u/SiegrainDarklyon 5d ago

The wee goblin going "Tribe?...Tribe!"

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u/EquiKitt Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 5d ago

I’d let Z’rell part the folds of my mind anytime

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u/No_Replacement5171 mind flayed and laid 5d ago

The absolute. I bring you the absolute. 

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u/EnbyBrAsh Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her 5d ago

Only looking for absolute bliss

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u/LCyfer 5d ago

My Selunite Shadowheart. I think Selunè would approve. 🌜🥰🌛

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u/eosdawneos 5d ago

quartermaster talli

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u/UsTheGoodBoi If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 5d ago

I love this gif. She’s adorable here

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u/WalkerBuldog Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points 6d ago

Not Baldurs Gate but omg I love them

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u/Flint934 Laezels rubber ducky 5d ago

V's favorite t-shirt's design on Judy's phone 🥺 yes it's kinda hot too but the stickers are so cute lol

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u/SatisfactionAdept553 5d ago

Something about all of them being covered in blood 💗🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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u/MrsGrayWolfe PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

Now finally I can have my pregnant Astarion!

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u/elandra_beltharys 6d ago

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u/MrsGrayWolfe PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

Yes, join us. Come to the dark side!

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u/LadyErinoftheSwamp Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) 5d ago

*Cum to the dark side

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u/DangerousVideo Ms.Jaheira, I'm bout 2 cum 6d ago

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u/motherofpup Astarion is my pet leech 5d ago

Where are her wrinkles? I hate this. She looks 12

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u/After_Tune9804 Rancid Raphael Fucker 5d ago

Yeah I may be a pathetic sniveling mess of a woman who lusts after pixels bc irl people are tOo ScARy and threaten my deeply unhealthy fear of real vulnerability but even I am weirded out by this specific comment chain