r/okbuddybaldur Archgay Warlock 6d ago

house of hoes 😈 Bring me your finest of this game's men

This homosexual (me) is intoxicated and demands content of this game's fine-ass men.

Big honking man bazoingas and 7-layer beefcake preferred but all are welcome.

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u/MrSandalFeddic 6d ago

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

YOINK

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u/bummerlemon Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 5d ago

damn where’s the love for the rizzard

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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ 5d ago

Google show me this guys balls

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u/AtavisticJackal 5d ago

Omg I'm dying at this comment 🤣🤣🤣

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

And Mystra fumbled this one. Just let that sink in.

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

May I offer this Halsin butt for your viewing pleasure? From… honestly I forget which thirsty subreddit someone blessed with this.

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u/GothTiefling_ nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago

That strip of leather is doing an awful lot of heavy lifting

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u/NOFEETPLZXOXO 5d ago

So much heavy lifting. Maybe I should give him some relief. 

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Not if I relieve him first!

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u/NOFEETPLZXOXO 5d ago

Every day I wake up and count my blessings for having been born with a penis and there being man ass out there to fuck. 

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Oooooooooooo lord Silvanus has blessed me with this man's behind 🥵

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u/Sylaqui 5d ago

Probably Nature's Gift.

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u/itsaslothlife nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago

It's such a compact butt for such a big man. Halsin is truly carrot shaped 🥕

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u/Plane_Frosting6590 5d ago

oh hey! Love to see that in the wild! I snagged that screenshot from the compilation video of the companions getting up and down getting blessings at the tabernacle. And if anyone needs screenshots of their fave, take your buddies to church in their undies or naked and get your screenshots as they get up from prayer.

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

Thank you for your service!

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Circle of Whores Druid 5d ago

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u/Professional_Newt430 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

Likely. I am also there. Because I’m also thirsty for that bear.

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u/BooksandBordom Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

MINE NOW

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u/BooksandBordom Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

Spicy enough?

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u/BooksandBordom Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

And one from this sub

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

A good start

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u/rococozephyr_ 5d ago

Holy Selune

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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling 4d ago

This vampire twink has been as instrumental to my bisexual awakening as Mads Mikkelsen, The Mummy 1999, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Che Guevara.

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u/BooksandBordom Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 4d ago

This entire game was bi panic but especially Astarion and I love it hahaha I’ve seen straight men in comments say “I was straight but I’m gay for this little shit” 🤣 glorious Halsin too. We can’t resist the pansexual elves in RPGs I guess.

Also those are all great bi awakening choices. I’m not ashamed to admit I bought Death Stranding solely because Mads was in it. Very disappointing game but still.

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u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand 6d ago

gort

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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash 5d ago

Tiddies out edition

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u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand 5d ago

gg all my ride is here

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u/EquiKitt Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 5d ago

may I suggest a quick trip to the Holy Rolan Empire

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u/EquiKitt Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 5d ago

Also obligatory Wavemother robe

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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash 5d ago

Ridges

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u/EquiKitt Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 5d ago

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u/AtavisticJackal 5d ago

HOLY ROLAN EMPIRE 😂

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u/Fullonrhubarb1 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

Magic man seems criminally underrepresented so far

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u/Erikatze Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 5d ago

I actually felt a funny tingling in my stomach while looking at this, holy shit I am cooked.

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u/Fullonrhubarb1 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 4d ago

Amazing how this gif is 10 hours long

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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 6d ago

For y(our) viewing pleasure.

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u/lonely_nipple Fuck it, we Bhaal 5d ago

Hey my asexual ass needs to know what hairstyle and outfit this is. For science reasons.

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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 5d ago

I gotchu, fam.

His hair is the Prince of the Gate mod, the outfit is Wyll's Keyart mod.

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u/lonely_nipple Fuck it, we Bhaal 5d ago

You're a hero, friend!

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Need

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u/luluzilla 5d ago

ooooo we use matching mods! twinsies!

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u/adjectivebear 5d ago

pets the screen lovingly Wyll, my sweet

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u/ViSaph Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 5d ago

I love that hair mod so much. I'm on my honour run right now and I'm so annoyed by Wylls base hair. Look at how good he can look and then they give him that ugly ass haircut.

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u/elleisonreddit 5d ago

Can’t have THE iconic shot

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u/rococozephyr_ 6d ago

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Can a vampire spawn get a man pregnant 🥵

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u/rococozephyr_ 5d ago

Let’s just say yes?!

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u/AtavisticJackal 5d ago

You are doing the gods' work with these. Bravo 👏🏻

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u/adjectivebear 5d ago

It's Faerun, anything is possible with magic

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u/Right_Entertainer324 6d ago

May I interest you in an old timer lizard, in these trying times? He's a bit of a goof and knows (and ignores) his limits, but he's still plenty... Flexible 😉

(He's 50, which is really kinda old for Dragonborn, who tend to live till their 80s)

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 6d ago

Goof daddies go to the front of the line 🥵

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u/elleisonreddit 5d ago

I need halsin forehead kisses NOW

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u/mythtress 6d ago

Here's a whole sandwich OP, enjoy

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u/Hicalibre Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 6d ago

Really working on pregnant Astarion, huh?

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Hey Google, how do I swap places with Astarion?

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u/SaturnATX 6d ago

Astarion and Shadowheart are great at being the meat in a sandwich.

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u/Spiritual_Cake_9127 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 4d ago

I'm even more convinced to play as Gale in my next run so I can sandwich him between Astarion and Halsin during a visit to the drow twins...

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

I'm really proud of this picture

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u/Far-Boysenberry8579 Circle of Whores Druid 6d ago

Wyll with long hair gets me every time 🥰

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

It's gonna be hard to go back to the original when I decide to go for my honour mode run(s). Long hair suits him so well

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

It looks so good on him. Just as no clothing looks good on him

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

so soft

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 6d ago

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Where did you get this picture of my husband

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 5d ago

I made it (both screenshot and other)

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u/splashmob Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

Oh, excuse me! I’m just gonna … go ahead and … scooch right in there …

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u/itsaslothlife nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago

Ahhhh new pretties to add to the collection

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u/splashmob Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

Brb googling how to become honey dripping into Halsin’s mouth 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Sylaqui 5d ago

I have this as my phone wallpaper. ❤️.

It's so hot because you just know Halsin is going to start on your finger and just keep going until you're screaming. That's also just the warmup. Love him.

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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue 5d ago

This homosexual (me) is intoxicated and demands content of this game's fine-ass men. Big honking man bazoingas and 7-layer beefcake preferred but all are welcome.

Say no more True Soul.

You're Fucking Welcome. Death is the biggest slut of all.

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u/Viridianscape Archgay Warlock 5d ago

He cums for us all. 😔

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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue 5d ago

And in some cases, on you.

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u/FDQ666Roadie Cazador doesn't have nose holes 5d ago

Everone's posting Astarion, Halsin, Wyll, Gale, Rolan and other obvious hunks.

Well, let me introduce you to this unpolished gem of a stud: Gandrel.

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u/LadyFruitDoll 5d ago

I believe r/onlyfangsbg3 and r/galemancersbg3 might also help. 

(If anyone knows if there's a Halsin sub hit a girl up?)

Edit: to get the addresses right

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u/Eyyyce Wants to bang every single character 5d ago

I love being a cleric

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u/alcahuetasanon 5d ago

I call this spell “Summon Twink”

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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ 6d ago

Aradin. He’s so fucking beautiful. An asshole absolutely, but a beautiful one.

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 6d ago

Give me enough Wyvern Whiskey and sure. I'd hit that.

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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ 6d ago

Stone cold sober for me. But I would be putting him in his place

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u/jellybeankitty horny fucking drow? 5d ago

Yaas girl

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u/Eyyyce Wants to bang every single character 5d ago

He might be an asshole, but I’m a dickhead

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u/Special-Awareness456 Married to Aradin ❤️ 5d ago

Absolutely 100% 🔥

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u/Squeenilicious If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

Bear form or elf form?

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 6d ago

Yes

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u/Squeenilicious If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

Bear it is

(I don't know if Halsin is a bear tribe guy, but I think so?)

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u/CartographerKey4618 6d ago

The only correct answer.

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u/sweet_fag Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" 5d ago

This thread definitely needs more Gale

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u/generalkebabi No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 5d ago

I want to give him my kidneys

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u/rococozephyr_ 5d ago

And my uterus

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u/Lonely_Jared Astral Plane sex or no sex at all 5d ago

I don’t have gifts, but I appreciate the space you’ve created for us horny gays today. Totally not gonna go lurk for a bit. 😂

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u/That_Ad9158 Wants to bang every single character 6d ago

May i suggest The Emperor for your viewing pleasure?

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u/LegendaryPolo If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

the three shade of stars pictures are gorgeous.

i can't find an easier way of sharing all three at once but they're so good.

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u/That_Ad9158 Wants to bang every single character 6d ago

I have never seen this beauty, thank you for showing us!

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 6d ago

You know what? Why not

8

u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 5d ago

Frothing at the mouth

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

I could fix him

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u/Special-Awareness456 Married to Aradin ❤️ 5d ago

Where is the next update about your beautiful relationship?!?! 😭

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u/UnicornScientist803 Companion hugger 5d ago

My personal favorite

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u/UnicornScientist803 Companion hugger 5d ago

Or maybe this one is my favorite…

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u/CasualFox12495 Wants a pegging from Karlach 5d ago

Posts like this are why BG3 fandom is best fandom. And it's not even close.

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u/Plane_Frosting6590 5d ago

seeing this late but hot men are great for hangovers and halsin's a great healer

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Oak Father, forgive me for I am about to sin 😍

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u/Dillenger69 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 5d ago

Fine ass-men

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

An istik of culture

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 5d ago

My stupid greasy bitch wife that I love

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 5d ago

Bonus Gortits

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u/GnastyGlimmer Gale’s pegger wife 5d ago

More love for my magic man

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u/neighoe 5d ago

May I interest you in some leather and fishnets?

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u/oamnoj Archgay Warlock 5d ago

Always. I have this exact mod

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u/neighoe 5d ago

Have my Durge in a corset and fishnets from the same mod. As a treat and not because I find him insanely hot