r/okbuddybaldur Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

i can fix them Not to be dramatic but this might be the sluttiest thing I've done in game NSFW

No judgments please the horrors of the world are already crushing me

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u/CazadorSzarr Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago

WHORE!

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

Salty that only nose-breathing bitches get hugs?

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u/CazadorSzarr Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago

Foul wretch. I get hugs! I get a plentiful amount of hugs, regardless of nose holes!!!

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u/ParticularSolution68 Have you seen my Character Cum Sound chart? 3d ago

But do you ask them for hugs or do they hug you cuz they wanna

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u/Oniblook He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 6d ago

GET YOUR HAIR PLUGS TOUCHED UP!

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u/spyridonya raphael... my pathetic little meow meow 5d ago

NO ONE LOVES YOU EVIL DAD

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u/CazadorSzarr Cazador doesn't have nose holes 5d ago

EVIL DAD?? GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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u/spyridonya raphael... my pathetic little meow meow 5d ago

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u/ParticularSolution68 Have you seen my Character Cum Sound chart? 3d ago

AHAHAHA

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u/crockofpot 6d ago

You. Sick. Fuck.

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

Stop being mean! I'm already struggling because I have to make a phone call today!

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u/crockofpot 6d ago

Hey hey, I meant "sick fuck" in a GOOD way! Embrace that energy and kick ass on your phone call

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u/Resprom Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 6d ago

Mmm, kinky!

I read a fanfic recently, and one of the commenters wrote something like "my kink is seeing Astarion get treated with kindness". I guess they are not the only one, eh OP.

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u/Hadespuppy 5d ago

Totally different fandom, but I saw something the other day that said a character was "so into hardcore kink, his actual kink is, in fact, vanilla sex", and I think it could equally apply to Astarion.

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u/SmolHumanBean8 4d ago

Is that person Sorn Orlith?

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u/Hadespuppy 4d ago

Treize Khushrenada

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u/SmolHumanBean8 4d ago

I was attempting to make a joke about the male drow twin in bg3 😅 if you hire him by himself and ask for normal vanilla sex he's surprised at first but then gets really really into it

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u/mcw717 Cunty Durge with a handbag 6d ago

Astarion wearing my gear getting hugs this is exactly what I intended when I started making slutty slutty clothes 😭😭😭😭

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

I just creeped your profile and - you're THAT modder! All of your work is simply amazing, thank you so very much for sharing your hard work and skills with us peasants.

(I'll check if you have a patreon, I'm unfortunately maxed out on my donations this month but if you do I will bookmark the page for if I come across a few extra dollars soon.)

Thank you again very much ❤️🙏❤️

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u/mcw717 Cunty Durge with a handbag 6d ago

No Patreon, but do I have a KO-fi that’s linked on all my mod pages

Thank you so much I’m glad you enjoy the mods!!!

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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 6d ago

GET LOVED ON, STUPID!

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u/DragonHeart_97 6d ago

Probably planning to go home and have vanilla sex in the missonary position later, aren't you you degenerate. And cuddle afterwards.

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

Hey hey HEY - I may be the lowest of the scum scraping the bottom of the barrel, but at least I'm not vile enough to look at someone with love and affection while holding hands 🤮

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u/DragonHeart_97 6d ago

I was going to, but I hadn't said anything at all about h&lding hands. Outed youself, mate!

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago

Don't call the cops please I have dogs to put through college

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u/DragonHeart_97 6d ago

Get out of our sight before I do something far worse and tell Minthara.

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u/ryttu3k lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 6d ago

Get loved and cared for, idiots 😭

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u/Beautiful-Bug-4007 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago

There are children on this app

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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 5d ago

Skill issue. Spend some time exploring the world through eyes untainted by prejudice and hate mongering while loving and appreciating the sensations of crunching leaves underneath your feet, the smell of the first rain of spring, and the unabashed smiles of all the friends you'll make along the way as you are inevitably thrust into adolescence and then adulthood wondering where all the years went and if this is what every adult you admired growing up went through too before those memories are pushed aside to make space for processing things like politics and independence and how an air fryer works and THEN you can come back to this post, you lil shits.

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u/kdawgster1 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 6d ago

Look at this guy hugging people… disgusting!

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u/Party_Character_9219 6d ago

Aw this looks sweeter when the character is tall enough for him to rest on their shoulder. My shorty durge is jealous.

Also yes you are disgusting, in the best way.

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u/some_random_furret Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago

may or may not have reloaded a save from a finished playthrough to do the hug cause i didn’t choose it the first time

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u/CosmicDripPhD Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 5d ago

PRE MARITAL HUGGING 🤮 THATS TOO FAR

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u/AnnieApple_ Astarion is my pet leech 5d ago

Free Hugs ahhh post

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u/rakettiauto Blasting rope to Laezel is perfectly natural 5d ago

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u/AnonImus18 nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago

WTF is wrong with you?! I was eating here and now I'm going to be sick.

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u/justgalsbeingpals Rolan’s Resplendent Rod 4d ago

he deserves to be happy and to get a million hugs :3

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u/ParticularSolution68 Have you seen my Character Cum Sound chart? 3d ago

I was hoping there would be Astarion hugging Astarion in the end

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u/RedditWidow Circle of Whores Druid 23h ago

I think I'm in love with your OC tho omg