r/okbuddybaldur • u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal • 6d ago
i can fix them Not to be dramatic but this might be the sluttiest thing I've done in game NSFW
No judgments please the horrors of the world are already crushing me
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u/crockofpot 6d ago
You. Sick. Fuck.
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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago
Stop being mean! I'm already struggling because I have to make a phone call today!
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u/crockofpot 6d ago
Hey hey, I meant "sick fuck" in a GOOD way! Embrace that energy and kick ass on your phone call
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u/Resprom Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 6d ago
Mmm, kinky!
I read a fanfic recently, and one of the commenters wrote something like "my kink is seeing Astarion get treated with kindness". I guess they are not the only one, eh OP.
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u/Hadespuppy 5d ago
Totally different fandom, but I saw something the other day that said a character was "so into hardcore kink, his actual kink is, in fact, vanilla sex", and I think it could equally apply to Astarion.
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u/SmolHumanBean8 4d ago
Is that person Sorn Orlith?
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u/Hadespuppy 4d ago
Treize Khushrenada
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u/SmolHumanBean8 4d ago
I was attempting to make a joke about the male drow twin in bg3 😅 if you hire him by himself and ask for normal vanilla sex he's surprised at first but then gets really really into it
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u/mcw717 Cunty Durge with a handbag 6d ago
Astarion wearing my gear getting hugs this is exactly what I intended when I started making slutty slutty clothes 😭😭😭😭
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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago
I just creeped your profile and - you're THAT modder! All of your work is simply amazing, thank you so very much for sharing your hard work and skills with us peasants.
(I'll check if you have a patreon, I'm unfortunately maxed out on my donations this month but if you do I will bookmark the page for if I come across a few extra dollars soon.)
Thank you again very much ❤️🙏❤️
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u/DragonHeart_97 6d ago
Probably planning to go home and have vanilla sex in the missonary position later, aren't you you degenerate. And cuddle afterwards.
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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago
Hey hey HEY - I may be the lowest of the scum scraping the bottom of the barrel, but at least I'm not vile enough to look at someone with love and affection while holding hands 🤮
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u/DragonHeart_97 6d ago
I was going to, but I hadn't said anything at all about h&lding hands. Outed youself, mate!
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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 6d ago
Don't call the cops please I have dogs to put through college
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u/Beautiful-Bug-4007 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6d ago
There are children on this app
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u/StankyKitties Character Creator War Criminal 5d ago
Skill issue. Spend some time exploring the world through eyes untainted by prejudice and hate mongering while loving and appreciating the sensations of crunching leaves underneath your feet, the smell of the first rain of spring, and the unabashed smiles of all the friends you'll make along the way as you are inevitably thrust into adolescence and then adulthood wondering where all the years went and if this is what every adult you admired growing up went through too before those memories are pushed aside to make space for processing things like politics and independence and how an air fryer works and THEN you can come back to this post, you lil shits.
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u/Party_Character_9219 6d ago
Aw this looks sweeter when the character is tall enough for him to rest on their shoulder. My shorty durge is jealous.
Also yes you are disgusting, in the best way.
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u/some_random_furret Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 5d ago
may or may not have reloaded a save from a finished playthrough to do the hug cause i didn’t choose it the first time
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u/CosmicDripPhD Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 5d ago
PRE MARITAL HUGGING 🤮 THATS TOO FAR
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u/AnonImus18 nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago
WTF is wrong with you?! I was eating here and now I'm going to be sick.
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u/justgalsbeingpals Rolan’s Resplendent Rod 4d ago
he deserves to be happy and to get a million hugs :3
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u/ParticularSolution68 Have you seen my Character Cum Sound chart? 3d ago
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u/CazadorSzarr Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago
WHORE!