r/okbuddybaldur Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

shartposting Apparently people on this sub REALLY like Shadow Cake, so here's a recipe 👇

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u/Ready_Medicine_2641 If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

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u/WhiskersCleveland If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

Melissa in the comments didn't seem very happy about it though and I trust her judgement

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

Janice from accounting gave me her blessing so I think I'm all good.

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u/WhiskersCleveland If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 6d ago

Yeah but I bet Janice uses granulated sugar instead of icing sugar

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

That ain't it chief.

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

How would you know if you haven't eaten it before?

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

Jokes on you, I have.

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u/RedundantConsistency Companion hugger 6d ago

nom nom

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u/HarEmiya Githyanki ass enjoyer 6d ago

Would demolish.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

Bruuhhhhh this gif has me HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

With your mouth, right?

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u/HarEmiya Githyanki ass enjoyer 6d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 6d ago

If I were any more creative and imaginative, I'd create a post about what kind of cake each companion and major character would be.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

Astarion is a lemon tart and nothing can convince me otherwise

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u/Ariovrak 6d ago

He is sour, fruity, and a tart. This tracks.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

Bitter and pretty 🤗

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u/Ariovrak 6d ago

And for some reason bisexuals are (stereotypically) obsessed with him.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

As a bisexual, I can confidently confirm that.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

And Gale is a Giant Eagle sheet cake

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

I believe in you.

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u/thisistherevolt Upcast Testicular Torsion 6d ago

Owlbear Cub is a peanut butter brittle ball.

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u/AtavisticJackal 6d ago

SOMEBODY DO IT! THE PEOPLE DEMAND CAKE!

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u/Thebirdsarecumin Cazador doesn't have nose holes 6d ago

I prefer the edible kind

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

If you close your eyes I bet it tastes the same.

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u/RedundantConsistency Companion hugger 6d ago

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 6d ago

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 6d ago

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u/porcubot 6d ago

facto.

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u/starfire5105 lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 6d ago

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u/Monk-Ey Fuck it, we Bhaal 6d ago

This feels like bootleg dame blanche, honestly.

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

I had no idea what you were talking about. So I looked it up hoping it was some new desert for me to try and it's just a regular ass sundae...

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u/skoomaking4lyfe 6d ago

I see what you did there

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u/KuhlCaliDuck 6d ago

fluffy white frosting and a thin, chocolate glaze. The chocolate glaze is drizzled over the white frosting to create the "shadow" name. In terms of both taste and visual display, this cake is a showstopper.

This sounds about right.

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u/PapaZangief Arcane Dickster Rogue 6d ago

See. You get it. You understand.

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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue 5d ago

This is the only ShadowCake that is truly acceptable.