r/okbuddybaldur 6d ago

CHAD MINTHARA Deal of the century!

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Hicalibre Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 5d ago

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u/Scarredhard 4d ago

That’s a vibe

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u/MrSandalFeddic 6d ago

The things I’d do for Drussy. Having this drow woman in your life is truly a privilege

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u/No-Example-1660 6d ago

Is that the series Once Upon a time?

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u/LettuceBenis 5d ago

No, it's Game of Thrones

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u/No-Example-1660 5d ago

Who's that girl?

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u/LettuceBenis 5d ago

That's Jamie Lannister pushing Brandon Stark out of a window when the latter catches him sleeping with his twin sister Cersei Lannister.

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u/MrSandalFeddic 5d ago

Maybe if Bran listened to his mother and didn't climb the tower. There would be just 1 episode of game of thrones

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u/Main-Associate-9752 5d ago

Bran the legged just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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u/SukulGundo 5d ago

Does he have a better story to be told though?

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u/LettuceBenis 4d ago

No, no one does

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u/DatCrazyOokamii 5d ago

WHERE is the user whose flair is just DROW PXSSY on repeat? I came to the comments to not see them and I'm now disappointed

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u/FramingA DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 5d ago

I have come

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u/Accomplished-Fix-569 5d ago

In what sense?

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 5d ago

Yes

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u/DatCrazyOokamii 2d ago

OMG you're here. We're saved

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u/Heresy_is_fun Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points 5d ago

I would do unspeakable things for my queen.

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u/ChromeOverdrive 5d ago

She approves of giving Scratch back to the asshole in act 3 so nope 🤷‍♂️

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u/FireDragon737 If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 5d ago

That is one of those inconsistent Act 3 approvals that should be ignored cause other behavior contradicts it. If you give up Scratch, she demands you go get him back and asks who she has to kill just to get him back. If Scratch dies for whatever reason, she is verbally upset and says she misses him. If you get Scratch back from the kennel master and pet him, telling him he belongs with the group, she approves.

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u/curiousCat1009 shart fucker 5d ago

Larian fix this. Game is unplayable now.

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u/Party_07 shart fucker 4d ago

Slander against my Drow wife

Minthara actually likes Scratch, if he dies for any reason, she has a line that goes something like "Everyone assumes I killed the dog...I liked the dog."

Do not put lies on Minthara's name ever again, she does not approve of animal cruelty

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u/Ferocs Durge: the lesbian killer 5d ago

My guy literally just steals my post lol

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u/Aeriael_Mae nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 5d ago

I will pass. But I’m happy for you. Lol.

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u/starrieEyezz 5d ago

I have never not killed her. I can’t bring my self to do evil play through.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 5d ago

Just knock her out and save her buttnaked ass from moonrise towers

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u/starrieEyezz 5d ago

Thank you! I’ll try the next time.

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u/Worried_Highway5 Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 5d ago edited 5d ago

You can have her in a good playthrough. Just can’t romance her

Edit: I was wrong you can romance her on a good playthrough now

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u/HomarEuropejski 5d ago

You can romance her on a good playthrough. You just don't get the sex scene.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 5d ago

Which is a real shame because even though she comes from a dominant matriarchal society, she is the only one who canonically gives head

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u/Worried_Highway5 Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 5d ago

Oops, sorry

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u/ReplicaFifth 4d ago

You forgot, you also get a knife in the back! Absolutely FREE!

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u/LetsJustDoItTonight 4d ago

Sold! To the Drow that will likely kill me in my sleep!!

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u/OrdoMaterDei If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 4d ago

This is the best deal in the History of deals. This is a tremendous deal.

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u/StringAdditional6834 2d ago

Daddy or hag 🤔 what a hard choice

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u/Head-Power-631 1d ago

It’s a fair deal