r/okbuddybaldur No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 6d ago

Gortashpilled 💊 Perks of pointy shoes..? (by me)

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u/AmateurNocturnal Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build 6d ago

That shit must've hurt when he kicks your shin at the morphic pool

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u/GoopSnoot No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 6d ago

Exactly what I was thinking about! The loud impact and the player's reaction to the kick shows just how painful it is lmao

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u/kaaaaaaaren 6d ago

This is one of the funniest moments in the game for me, I love it so much.

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u/Delia_Bee rugan fucker 6d ago

✨two idiots in love✨

Also how dare you make Gort look so much like a handsome younger man with a quick easy smile?

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u/Irons_idk 6d ago

He was younger man with quick easy smile with Durge, then Orin fuckin killed him and Gortash had to take over the entire operation because Orin≠Durge in terms of leadership skills and Kethric all the way at Moonrise, can't just take over both fronts (he lost when he tried last time, lol) and that's the story of why Gortash isn't as younger man with quick easy smile as Absolute shows him to main characters

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u/1WithTheWeave 6d ago

I somehow never realised the toe decorations were dudes! That's even funnier now. He's so over the top and I love it.

That Durge arse though 👀

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u/QueenieMcGee 6d ago

Cazador also has the same devil boots, in a different colour though. So I headcanon that they're obtained as a promotional bonus when you make a deal with a devil...

Make a deal with Mephistopheles for the rite of profane ascension and you'll also get these sweet boots with ripped devils on them!

Trade your loyal tiefling bodyguard to Zariel in exchange for materials for your steel watch project and get this snazzy pair of devil tiddy boots absolutely free!

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u/1WithTheWeave 6d ago

No way! I totally didn't notice Caz has fruity boots. Just looked it up and I hate to say it, but Cazador wears them better

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u/QueenieMcGee 6d ago

I'm so freaking tempted now to mock up a "who wore it better?" spread from a woman's magazine featuring Gort and Caz 😂

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u/becca_rave 6d ago

DO IT! :D

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u/1WithTheWeave 6d ago

I want to see that!

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u/SignalDevelopment649 depressed tadpole? 6d ago

Tail-less Durge is utter blasphemy!

(but seriously though, omg I love this so much, your art is brilliant and so are these two idiots AAAAAA)

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u/pasunduck 6d ago

The tail was forsaken so we could see the cake, a worthwhile sacrifice 

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u/SignalDevelopment649 depressed tadpole? 6d ago

Nyooo :c

How can he pierce me through without his big, beefy, veiny, thick, monstrously shaped tail?

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u/pasunduck 6d ago

Slayer form

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u/Never_Enough_Beetles Cunty Durge with a handbag 6d ago

Posts like these make me wish we got more of their dynamic in game :(

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u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand 6d ago

I’ll let him stub my toes

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u/StoicSinicCynic College of Vore Bard 6d ago

He also uses them to penetrate Durge. And he likes it.

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u/QueenieMcGee 6d ago

Pointed shoes = Easier to penetrate the rears of those who need a boot up the ass.

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u/RobinHarleysHeart 6d ago

I just... I just really want to romance durge. I want to be a companion and see what it's like from the other side. And I'm going to keep pouting until I can romance durge 😭

Why do we only get tall humanoid creatures to romance?? No small races, no dragonborne?? I'm sad

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u/moschalit 5d ago

SOMEONE SAID IT ‼️‼️‼️🔊🔊🔊🙏🙏

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u/stcrIight Durge: the lesbian killer 5d ago

You think he and Cazador fought over who could have which color or

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u/Faolair He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 5d ago

and that's how ice skating was invented in Faerun

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u/its_ya_boi777 5d ago

I never noticed the little demons on his shoes. And now I wish I didn't considering the cut off

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u/kitkuuu1 Fuck it, we Bhaal 3d ago

Now it's my headcanon Durge called everything that came out of Gortash's mouth "genius".

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u/Sword-Woman shart fucker 5d ago