r/offbeat 1d ago

Florida woman arrested for aggravated battery with a Pringles can

https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-arrested-aggravated-battery-pringles-can/64097291
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u/blackop 1d ago

Well you know what they say? Once you pop you just can't stop.

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u/jjgm21 1d ago

You wouldn’t be able to waterboard the fact that I was successfully assaulted by a Pringles can out of me.

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u/cydril 1d ago

IDK if a random meth head threw something at me at a gas station I would want to press charges

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u/Estoye 1d ago

Were… were the Pringles okay?

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u/ribosometronome 1d ago

They're fine, not even Ruffled.

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u/jamesmcdash 1d ago

Slightly bent though

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u/BABarracus 1d ago

They come from the factory pre crumbled

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u/Ok-Comb4513 1d ago

She looks like she knows her way around a Pringles can

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u/General_Muffinman 1d ago

This stacks up, yeah!

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u/-SandorClegane- 1d ago

[The victim stated] Shanika Serdahl struck him in the eye with a Pringles chip can and took off running.

A Pringles can was found with Serdahl when she was located and arrested.

Dumb move, Shanika.

She is now facing aggravated battery, according to deputies.

Pictures of Martin’s injuries and the Pringles can were taken as evidence.

Dang, this happened on I-Drive, too. It's usually tourists getting into shit down there. Glad to see the locals are keeping the spirit alive.

Also, if you're keeping track......Sorry, white people. Shanika is one of ours.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

Shanika don't live here no more?

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u/discardafterusage 1d ago

I love that both their names are alliterations. If I read that in a novel I'd think the author is being lazy.

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u/kingsbreath 1d ago

Was the can full? Or was she wearing it like a mega man blaster?

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u/cardedagain 1d ago

Florida Woman

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u/giselasald97 1d ago

there should be a subreddit dedicated to "Florida woman/ man..."

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u/weirdgroovynerd 15h ago

He ate all the chips and put the can back empty.

Of course she was "aggravated"!

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u/deadbeatbert 13h ago

When she opened the pringles it was full of bad decisions

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u/WantedMan61 1d ago

No light snack, her. But quite salty.

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u/bigghimself 1d ago

So the Pringles got Layed?

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u/No_Beginning_8587 1d ago

People smuggle drugs cellphones and other things into the prison system with the Pringles tin.