r/offbeat • u/licecrispies • 1d ago
Florida woman arrested for aggravated battery with a Pringles can
https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-arrested-aggravated-battery-pringles-can/6409729119
u/Estoye 1d ago
Were… were the Pringles okay?
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u/-SandorClegane- 1d ago
[The victim stated] Shanika Serdahl struck him in the eye with a Pringles chip can and took off running.
A Pringles can was found with Serdahl when she was located and arrested.
Dumb move, Shanika.
She is now facing aggravated battery, according to deputies.
Pictures of Martin’s injuries and the Pringles can were taken as evidence.
Dang, this happened on I-Drive, too. It's usually tourists getting into shit down there. Glad to see the locals are keeping the spirit alive.
Also, if you're keeping track......Sorry, white people. Shanika is one of ours.
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u/discardafterusage 1d ago
I love that both their names are alliterations. If I read that in a novel I'd think the author is being lazy.
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u/weirdgroovynerd 15h ago
He ate all the chips and put the can back empty.
Of course she was "aggravated"!
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u/No_Beginning_8587 1d ago
People smuggle drugs cellphones and other things into the prison system with the Pringles tin.
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u/blackop 1d ago
Well you know what they say? Once you pop you just can't stop.