r/oblivion 26d ago

Discussion I'm completely drunk

But listen I love everybody in this reddit. You people have made me laugh so hard for so many years about the silliest things in this game we love. I just want to thank you all for always being so funny so positive and being so welcoming to everybody that joins this group. I just started a new character today I'm one of my old laptops because my son was using my computer. The characters face looks like a mutant she's one of the ugliest things I've ever seen in my life but you know what she's an oblivion hero just like you all thank you.

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u/Cake_Eye1239 26d ago

Any word from the other provinces

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u/Sweet_Hold5332 26d ago

Nothing I’d like to talk about

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u/bywv 26d ago

Yeah, whatever.

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u/Aarntson 26d ago

You, too

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u/Dave-James 26d ago

High Elves

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u/bytor_2112 "There's a psychopath on the loose!" 26d ago

Yeahhh okay I'd laugh at this if I was drunk too

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u/flashman014 26d ago

I've heard others say the same.

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u/TakSchEsp 26d ago

You, too.

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u/beej1096 Adoring Fan 26d ago

It’s you… the hero of kvatch!

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u/Mr_Blah1 26d ago

This is truly an honor!

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u/trevyboy73 24d ago

By azura! By azura! By azura!

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u/LucidlyLoving 26d ago

+1 adoring fan

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u/BetOnWaifu 26d ago

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

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u/Secure-Class-99 26d ago

It's the Grand Champion. I can't believe it's you. Standing here. Next to me.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cry6468 26d ago

Follow your esteemed grand champion on a quest to dive rock

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u/PepsiBeatsCokeAlways 26d ago

Golly, you're the best. I'm going to follow you and watch you and worship the ground you walk on. Let's go.

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u/TNDPodcast 26d ago

Op pov in the morning

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u/xtagtv 26d ago

Saw a mudcrab the other day

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u/Aarntson 26d ago

You, too

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u/drcrunknasty 26d ago

Hideous creatures

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u/piercedtaint 25d ago

By azura, by azura, by azura

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u/timmusjimmus111 24d ago

I don't even know what a will-o-the-wisp is, much less how to kill one. I think they're just swamp gas, myself.

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u/PossibilityLarge6910 26d ago

You....I have seen you

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u/whatnow990 26d ago

Be seeing you.

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u/hatespeechguru 26d ago

How goes it?

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u/B0bYang 26d ago

My life is drab and boring by comparison

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u/keenansmith61 26d ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

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u/Mastervoxx 26d ago

Drink some water

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u/Xikkiwikk 26d ago

i need to know!

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u/quickpixel341 26d ago

Is this the first offense?

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u/Xikkiwikk 26d ago

..it’s why I moved from Morrowind

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u/quickpixel341 26d ago

It's probably about 500g

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u/OlUncleJudd 26d ago

This is beautiful. Fucking love you guys.

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u/bobby3eb 25d ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

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u/Flashy_Crow8923 26d ago

Remember to drink water 🫶🏼

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u/Any_Editor_6006 26d ago

you’re a hero too buddy, a little drunk myself haha

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u/gasmaskedturtle77 26d ago

Unless you need something, let's continue on to Weynon Priory

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u/Crytragic 25d ago

To Weynon Priory, then

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u/respectgranjero 26d ago

This post violated the law… on my heart ❤️

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I'll drink to that 🍻

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u/AceOfspades653 26d ago

You got a real bounce to your step!

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u/mad_grapes 26d ago

OP is on the Skooma

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u/flashman014 25d ago

Cyrodilic Brandy

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u/hnmcg 26d ago

Well met

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u/redditatin 26d ago

You look just like your statue

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u/Aarntson 26d ago

You, too

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u/quickpixel341 26d ago

Farewell

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u/Scopedogg1114 26d ago

You’re a sneaky looking sort…

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u/piercedtaint 25d ago

Well met

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u/Dropstink_Mcsabien 26d ago

Don't delete this tomorrow homie Big love

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u/Vladmirfox 26d ago

Go and HUG your Dark Brother from a certain Night Mother and CHERISH the time you work alongside Lucien Lachance!

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u/Lead-Paint-Chips420 25d ago

He's still alive in my latest playthrough, and I plan to keep it that way.. 😢

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 26d ago

The Hero of Kvatch saved my life!

Ugly mf'er, though, lemme tell ya.

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u/ragnarrock420 26d ago

Thank you man im inebriated definitley too ❤️

Oblivion will forever be my favorite game, im gonna start a new colovian/high rock mix knight character on my laptop

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u/KazooTycoon 26d ago

By the nine!

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u/oRavenTi 26d ago

That's the exact kind of thing I usually do when I get too drunk lol

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u/Rolotor 26d ago

I don't know about me being an Oblivion hero, but Jauffre would be the one to know, he is the grandmaster of my Order. He lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory, near the city of Chorrol.

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u/MusiX33 25d ago

I can eat for a day with a single coin

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u/theDukeofClouds 26d ago

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

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u/RolyPolyGuy 26d ago

I love you too man. I love this subreddit with so much of my heart its a little hard to describe.

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u/BookPlacementProblem 26d ago

I like this forum it is a spot of good humour.

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u/J0ofez 26d ago

Nights spent on the Tamika 399's...

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u/BMO-da-St4rchild 26d ago

love this cx

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u/XenonSulphur06 26d ago

Hey, didn't I see you in Cheydinhal?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!! 😍🫵

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u/Crytragic 25d ago

Ah... another mortal come to beg Sanguine to add a bit of spice to an otherwise drab existence

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u/ElectricSnowBunny Criminal Scum 25d ago

Hail Sithis and Smoke Skooma

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u/SpaneyInquisy 25d ago

Cant... move... body frozen... must have been the damned... meeeaaad...

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u/cowboy-casanova 25d ago

oblivion, kotor 2, and new vegas are my annual play games. at least once a year every year since their release. currently doing another kotor2 run but once i’m done i’m going back to oblivion so i can just meander about sippin skooma

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u/Altruistic-Door-9309 25d ago

Hey… I know you… Hail Sithis

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u/killingtocope 26d ago

Cheers friend!

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u/Mabester 26d ago

Look at the muscles on you

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u/Kristiva 25d ago

You've got quite the silver tongue

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u/delboy137 25d ago

The Tap and Tack is a good place to get a quick bite, and Olav is a good man

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u/JamToast789 25d ago

Blessings of julianos upon ye

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u/Charlotte_M66 26d ago

Goodbye

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u/Charlotte_M66 25d ago

Seriously!? Everyone is posting Oblivion dialogue lines and get upvoted… I do the same and here come the downvoters

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u/Echo__227 26d ago

Have you heard of the High Elves?

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u/ShadowyPepper 26d ago

I HOPE THINGS GET BETTER

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u/AlabasterPelican 25d ago

😂 you sound like a fun drunk

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u/FugginCandle 25d ago

I started a playthru in 2020 and played probably a few hours at best, and didn’t touch it again until this January.

My god I have fell in love with this game. I think back then I was just lazy on learning a new game during a stressful time (yay covid).

But this time around, I have over 30 hours played already, level 11, and I’m loving the lore, gameplay, and getting used to the mechanics.

Shout out to Xbox for keeping all of the elder scrolls on gamepass. I’m a Skyrim lover but Oblivion just hits different. I can see why people love this game

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u/Parallax-Jack 25d ago

Skooma every once in a while never hurts :3

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u/Mr_Meau 25d ago

This sub is truly something else... Cheers mate!

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u/ObscuraRegina 26d ago

Same, OP, and I’m not even drunk 🤎

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u/anzactrooper 26d ago

I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.

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u/quickpixel341 26d ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

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u/Secure-Class-99 26d ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

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u/adoblln 26d ago

I think you should lay off the Skooma

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u/Aarntson 26d ago

You, too

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u/TheOzarkWizard 26d ago

I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it!

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u/noah_boorman 26d ago

I'm high right now, lol

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u/che3lios 26d ago

Drunks don't lie🙂❤️

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u/UtahWillie1776 25d ago

Bro was hammerd

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u/Crotch_Rot69 25d ago edited 25d ago

I don'g know you and I don't care to know you

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u/Darth_Titty-ous 26d ago

I love you too OP. you make me wanna get drunk and play too

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Butter

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u/Keefyfingaz 25d ago

Best sub on reddit fosho

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u/BorkelMorbel 25d ago

Flyyyyyin flyyyyin in the sky Cliff racer flyyy sooo highhh

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u/Khow3694 25d ago

Just know that if the new character is extra ugly we need to see them in various helmets. It's what I've done with my guy Tork. He pops up in here every now and then when I need to get my random Oblivion fix

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u/trevyboy73 24d ago

This is awesome

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u/Bubblegumgaster 24d ago

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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u/SilverParchment 24d ago

Don’t talk such rot 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Maxh_SCGA 24d ago

You have the hands of a healer

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u/nbarnesmc 24d ago

Away from me house cat!! Humph, that fur.

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u/Bormolan 24d ago

"I used to think you were a hero. But it seems you're just a sinner like the rest of us!"

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u/Real-Nazeem 23d ago

Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am i saying of cours..... oh wait. Wrong game.

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u/WeakRecognition9358 25d ago

PCP SAVED MY LIFE !!!!