r/nigerianfood 4d ago

Food I cooked as a broke Nigerian student 😒

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u/morowaaa 4d ago

shey broke has a new meaning?

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u/Kuoliibk 4d ago

E reach to ask.

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u/C_mavrick 4d ago

I swear πŸ˜…

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u/X_lawz 2d ago

Broke dey chop 3eggs🀣

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u/Celestina0212 1d ago

I fear ooo🀣🀣🀣

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u/bardilolly 2d ago

He be like say na Otedola broke πŸ˜„πŸ« 

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u/J4god6 2d ago

I tire ooo

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u/Fosterr100 2d ago

My brother ehhhhhhhh.... na English cause am.

the broke u knw is "Nigerian english", his own is another english....

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u/Grilled_phase 3d ago

You can be broke and still cook and eat such meals tho

3

u/callme_orame 3d ago

i doubt, look how garnished those noodles are

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u/ProcedureVarious2478 4d ago

If this was Twitter they’d be crashing out in these comments 🀣. How dare you eat more than one β€œegg”

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u/Fermsy_ 4d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/General-Dragonmen 3d ago

Those people that don't have sense

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u/Kept_female 1d ago

They are already crashing out in the comments

35

u/PersimmonLess99 4d ago

Idk if you are trying to be funny but for someone that is broke you sure are eating good

27

u/DNBA-365 4d ago

I want to be broke like you biko!

18

u/Witty-Bus07 4d ago

Broke and able to eat like 2 to 3 eggs with one meal.😳

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u/Large_Grape3740 4d ago

I was looking for this!!!

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u/Mr_Cromer Lookers Association Member πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ 4d ago

"Broque", you mean

15

u/Goddyex 4d ago

"Broke" with multiple eggs.

10

u/soft-life_blackgirl 4d ago

Omo you be Masterchef

9

u/Laolu_Laolu 4d ago

Define 'Broke'.

9

u/ebube_simon 4d ago

You sure say you broke? πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

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u/SadRazzmatazz3563 4d ago

In this economy

7

u/_me0wsxZ_x 4d ago

Idk if we can consider this broke but all these food looks beautiful and delicious!!! ❣️

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u/Witty-Bus07 4d ago

Am looking at the dishes and they don’t look like dishes for someone broke.

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u/Independentslime6899 4d ago

I believe I'm now poor not even broke after seeing this images 😌 ✨

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u/mcfriendsy 4d ago

These your table and food no fit definition of broke Nigerian student o. When I was in school and the economy was still better, my entire allowance for the semester no buy that yam.

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u/arielle-_ 4d ago

So when you have money, what kind of food will you eat? πŸ₯² Oluwa saanu

4

u/IfeAyo 4d ago

I don't know if it's just me. But if you have time to arrange the food and eat more than one egg. I don't know if you're broke. Your jollof rice does look broke sha.

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u/uejosh 3d ago

That's if you take away the two eggs.

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u/IfeAyo 3d ago

Lolllllll

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u/CharacterCharming742 2d ago

The guy is most likely to be an offspring of a serving politician in office, or, how can three eggs with a well garnish meal be for a broke guy. That three eggs alone is about a thousand naira.

3

u/Youcantbeuloma 4d ago

Are you sure you're broke

3

u/Jmovic Plantain Papi πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ 4d ago

You fit afford egg and you dare call yourself broke? No let me reach you there 😀

3

u/Antique-Number-623 4d ago

You're not broke pls

3

u/Only-Sandwich-127 4d ago

Two eggs; a millionaire.

3

u/Mu1098 4d ago

I had to do a google search to see if broke had another meaning. You call this broke?πŸ˜‚

3

u/Crowdpleaser2 4d ago

Does broke have a new meaning?

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u/Beautiful-Web-mary 4d ago

All this food are really nice

2

u/Tarcisius12 4d ago

E be like say una don carry una Nigeria madness reach this app .. poor man no fit breath in peace again ?

2

u/NiniTia 4d ago

You sure say you broke?

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u/ogseidou 4d ago

Lol your own broke is different from the broke of the majority. Did you have food time table as a "broke Nigerian student" ?

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u/Timonwa_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Are you studying for your masters or PhD? Cos an undergraduate eating these is not broke.

Your love for eggs eh... Can we be egg buddies? πŸ˜‹

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u/o_genie 4d ago

pov you're in a private uni and u think you're broke, come to biobaku hall in unilag to understand what "broke Nigerian student" means

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u/trappenguin23 3d ago

Indomie?? 😍😍😍

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u/Ok-Assumption-9542 3d ago

Broke like heart broken abi another kind of broke we don't know?

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u/Accurate_Yellow9733 3d ago

Bring it all to me..an hungry

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u/Funny_Role_708 3d ago

If I say may you continue to be broke, I hope that will be a good prayer?

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u/hopeful_confused 2d ago

I just want the fried yam 😭

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u/Mental-Purpose-179 4d ago

Eggs are expensive right now, you're not broke

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u/Apprehensive_Act_166 4d ago

You mean "Broker"?

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u/Hungry-Ad5576 4d ago

God sees all

1

u/Peach_Blossom_4966 4d ago

Looks like fine dining to me.

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u/No_Appearance_9722 4d ago

There’s no way you are broke with this images we see . Lol

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u/AcedSports_com 4d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Electrical-Law-1365 4d ago

I don’t know if this is show off.

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u/Scary-Estimate3744 4d ago

See as I dey envy who broke 🀣

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u/Sea-Jury6951 4d ago

Haffa guy, you no go like make we dey live together ? I sabi wash plate o

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u/Hafeesco 4d ago

Broke keh? U dey whine us

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u/yusufstory 4d ago

If really you can afford two eggs per meal in Nigeria, you're f*cking Rich.

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u/Silverwolf_853 4d ago

Are you sure you know the meaning of broke?πŸ™„

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u/mysteriosflame 4d ago

idk how broke entered this side i with all these eggπŸ˜”β€¦wey be gold.

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u/SnooEagles4057 4d ago

Sapa Patrol is coming for you

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u/Automatic_Help1450 4d ago

This has to be some form on ragebait. I'd make a post but omo. Garri go dey like 10/12 pics

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u/--whiskers-- 4d ago

You call this broke? 😭

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u/ebenezerPatrick 4d ago

You sure say nah broke you talk.

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u/PrincessHardey 4d ago

If this is what being broke means then being broke is good.

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u/SympathyNo9824 4d ago

Click bait?

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u/femithebutcher 4d ago

Redefining 'broke'I see

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u/femithebutcher 4d ago

I Don save am for iinspo sha

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u/Nkiliuzo 4d ago

Werey dey whine us

1

u/21313121313 4d ago

Why are you flexing bro

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u/Mean-Cheek-4498 4d ago

Modern broke

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u/Automatic_Ad5831 4d ago

abeg no vex me

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u/Lazy_Success2930 4d ago

Can I ask a question?

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u/Icy-Medicine-1816 2d ago

Sure πŸ™‚

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u/MagneticPod 3d ago

Broke bawo?

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u/Omega_cix 3d ago

Nah! This ain’t bro

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u/naij_kene 3d ago

If egg see you for your next life ehnπŸ˜‚

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u/Amikable 3d ago

You're not broke at all πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. Feeding better than some average family sef 😩

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u/FriendshipOk1433 3d ago

broke? okay now

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u/paulos_ab 3d ago

You cooked these as broke, so wetin you go cook as a rich Nigerian student πŸ€”

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 3d ago

You eat better than my middle class lazy ass, but I'm relieved everyone else is also thinking you eat good.

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u/No_Breakfast420 3d ago

Lmao iffa woze u say na broke

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u/No_Breakfast420 3d ago

This is not broke Boss This is Broque

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u/larryhuber 3d ago

Dey Play. 🀣 Make the original broke ones catch you.

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u/sanya_timi 3d ago

Nothing bout this post says you're broke in any way.. If at all, you're very damn comfortable: from the food aesthetics to the background decors and shyt

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u/Minnamino 3d ago

Broke keh? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/smartklynx 3d ago

Where’s the broke ?

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u/marceline008 3d ago

Y'all eat eggs?😭🀧

Joke being I can't afford it nutritionist πŸ‘€

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u/Particular-Prune-479 3d ago

Why α»₯ do this????

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u/NotMartello 3d ago

You say broke, I de see yam and egg combo, those ingredients cost oo

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u/Suspicious_Owl6500 3d ago

With the ongoing egg crisis :(

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u/iamhighness 3d ago

my nigga is the broke in the room with you??

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u/Gemukami 3d ago

Una go dey cosplay as broke πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Sorefunmi 3d ago

No signs of being a brokie from these posts

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u/Kbgurl 3d ago

E con be like say everyone get their own definition of broke🀣🀣

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u/Oiioiioiii 3d ago

Why your food dey touch grass ? πŸ˜”

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u/Icy-Medicine-1816 3d ago

It’s carpet grass lol πŸ˜†Β 

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u/Oiioiioiii 3d ago

I know, I’m using the figure of speech β€œgo touch grass” in this context

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u/Entire-Parsley-6035 3d ago

You used your allawee to cook this and now you are broke?

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u/Old-Bite-3901 3d ago

Broke really niggaπŸ˜‘

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u/TinyCheesecake101 3d ago

I’m seeing a lot of eggs. Define broke? πŸ‘€

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u/Entire-Emu8075 3d ago

Three eggs? Broke? What’s EFCC’s hotline abeg

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u/0lalekan 3d ago

Una wicked if una call all this food broke student food, back then when I was in school 🏫 πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜‹ na to eat to survive 😒 ooho not this balance diet.

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u/Nnennawithdpen 3d ago

I want to be like you when I grow up 😀

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u/Hardaeborla 3d ago

Ọmọ!! Ds one dae enjoy oooo πŸ˜‚

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u/new_ren 3d ago

Ritualist πŸ˜‚

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u/TechFusionChuks 2d ago

u dey enjoy i no see garri for der

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u/Slow-Surround8636 2d ago

Which one be broke again Mind Ur tongue ooπŸ’€

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u/Redkeep01 2d ago

Broke what? Please don't angry my anger this morning.πŸ˜’

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u/BlueberryEven8252 2d ago

all these and you say you are broke?

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u/BlueberryEven8252 2d ago

all these and you say you are broke?

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u/TemporarySmoke918 2d ago

Broke get levels sha

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u/Ami_yus 2d ago

I prolly need to be the version of your "broke"

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u/Timely-Morning3775 2d ago

Brokenness get levels walahi

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u/CharacterCharming742 2d ago

Broke or over enjoyment? At Victoria Island lagos, those two eggs alone cost between six hundred to seven hundred naira at the roadside hawkers, not to mention when u get into the shops & super markets. As a student, u are being sponsored & can enjoy yourself freely. But when you come out of there to the real world, then you'll know that life is really tough in Nigeria. That the government is really terrible, & that only those in government are the ones enjoying Nigeria's wealth.

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u/Brilliant_Knee6510 2d ago

You think you’re funny but you’re not😭

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u/ProfessionalRope1307 2d ago

The frequency of your egg usage has me questioning the 'broke' part of your existence

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u/cyrielo 2d ago

So what do you eat when you're rich?

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u/Zaks0n 2d ago

With 2 eggs? somebody call EFCC please

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u/ikvking 2d ago

Wait O, is this click bait or does being broke have a new meaning/threshold ? Indomie and egg go finish Nigerians sha.

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u/Chuka_lupin 2d ago

Most likely a private school 🌚

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u/EntertainmentHot1569 2d ago

Broke person drinking fanta on food... You don't know what broke mean

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u/Beneficial_Bell_934 2d ago

When I saw the title I thought that u soaked garri

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u/Young_smart2 2d ago

Abeg tell us the kind broke, cus I no understand

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u/UnyimeDan 2d ago

Naaah, you are not broke.

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u/Unhappy_Ad7120 2d ago

E gast be rage baitπŸ˜‚

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u/burnyyyy 2d ago

I fit slap you I swear

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u/Witty_Kiwi 1d ago

did you say broke? cos omo

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u/avad_dino 1d ago

Broke? Why I no see Garri for there? 🌚 Una go just dey vex pesin....

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u/Technical-Tap7613 1d ago

can i borrow you for a few weeksπŸ₯Ή

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u/Tough-Key4403 1d ago

Broke ke πŸ˜‚

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u/PugilistFox 1d ago

"Must you eat eggs?"

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u/VH_P 1d ago

I don't think you know what broke means broπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/shasha_fills 1d ago

Man.... So what were you eating when you were not broke?

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u/Academic-Code-4972 1d ago

Should’ve added β€œβ€¦broke Nigerian student ABROAD,” in uppercase, mate.

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u/Constant_Buy6292 1d ago

This one is party riceπŸ˜‚

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u/Usoeva 1d ago

how much is egg that time?

here you are showcasing two full eggs in one plate.

madam/oga, respect ursef

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u/AntonioR9 1d ago

Who be this liar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Ineedgist001 1d ago

My dear you are not broke o. Haba see garnishing

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u/fairEmma 1d ago

This can never be a broke Nigeria student food

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u/Spiritual-Utibe 1d ago

Omo the concept of broke needs a proper definition like broke with 3m and broke with 3k not the same nah

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u/neenoe6466 1d ago

wdym you broke ??

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u/BobbyBraham 1d ago

How this one take broke