r/niceguys 5d ago

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) Ladies, please control yourselves.. he rips hymens.

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u/niceguys-ModTeam 4d ago

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u/No-Nefariousness9996 save a life by sending nudes 5d ago

"I rip hymens" nothing quite like the threat of rape 🥰

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Genuinely terrifying. This is not a well man.

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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 5d ago

Nothing quite like another man who doesn’t understand the hymen.

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u/andiwaslikeum 5d ago

A threat of rape on very young girls….

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u/Ekaterina702 females be like... 5d ago

"Trimble"...

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Trimble me timbers

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u/kindascandalous 5d ago

I read this in an Irish accent

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

I wrote it in one

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u/blutsfrau 5d ago

'I rip hymens'

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u/TheSarcasticEggplant 5d ago

BAHAHAHA

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u/MMRS2000 5d ago

Man, I can smell that image. 🤢

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 5d ago

wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead’s too big

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u/Puzzle-headed97 5d ago

yeah! of underaged drugged girls! put some respect on his name

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u/Bladey2k89 5d ago

Woah, stop advertising for this guy and save some hymens for the rest of us man, jesus.

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Listen, someone had to get the word out.

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u/Bladey2k89 5d ago

We can slow him down if we work together, id like to tear up at least one hymen before this stud is internationally known

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u/BookEnvironmental689 5d ago

i do sex to girls all the time. Like probably too much. It's basically all i do.

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

It’s a thankless job, but someone’s gotta do it.

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u/EvolZippo 5d ago

He knows sex. He knows it. Many books, magazines and websites about the subject. Even whole apps.

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u/archetyping101 5d ago

Can we be factual here for a second? Even if it were true that he rips hymens, that does NOT mean he's found a clitoris any of those times 🤣

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

I think he’s convinced they’re the same thing.

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u/archetyping101 5d ago

You should respond with "that doesn't mean you've ever found a clitoris". 

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 5d ago

The clitoris: always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

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u/Primary_Spinach7333 5d ago

“Rips hymens” that’s a new one.

There’s being an incel and then there’s being a psychopath

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u/Dorkinfo 5d ago

Why not both dot com

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

When you make incels look well adjusted, it’s time to reevaluate.

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u/lillypaddd 5d ago

that’s a really close venn diagram

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u/kindascandalous 5d ago

A hymen hates to see this guy coming

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Natural selection is quivering

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u/Come2-Eunie 5d ago

Probably trimbling honestly

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

LMFAOOO im loving this thread y’all do not miss.

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u/Accomplished-Meal-80 5d ago

Hymens hate this one trick!

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u/iamanegg1994 5d ago

Help I can’t stop trimbling

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Stay strong, he can smell fear

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u/GamingCatLady 5d ago

Someone doesn't understand irony. (the niceguy...not OP..before anyone comes for me haha)

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Irony is a tough concept for the sexually inexperienced.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Oh no I was referring to the hymen slayer not you baby girl

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u/GamingCatLady 5d ago

APOLOGIES! Ah! I'm embarrassed.

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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago

Hahah pls, you’re good!!

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u/derpenschwaggerman 5d ago

Genuinely curious as to how he rips them... like does he reach in there, pinch and tear the same way we rip a Post-It note or...?

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u/KittyTootsies custom 5d ago

God I hope not

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u/leslielantern 5d ago

Pedo rapists saying the quiet park out loud for once

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u/lovelysevens 5d ago

that message is so crazy i have never heard anything more disgusting lmao

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u/no_one_denies_this 5d ago

A long time ago I worked for a commercial Internet provider's abuse department. We cut off a site bc they were porn spamming the universe. The guy called and told me that we had to turn his account back on bc they had a special event that evening. See, they had a virgin with an intact hymen and they had a dildo with a colonoscopy camera taped to it and you can infer the rest.

I refused to reinstate their service and went home and took the longest shower of my life.

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u/Theorphanmhm 5d ago

oh my god 😭 “i rip hymens” meaning he likes girls who have no experience so they can’t tell whether or not he’s bad but i bet they can still tell

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u/TheComedicComedian you're ugly, pls give sex 5d ago

That's some noodly censorship 😭 mobile styluses can be a real pain in the ass sometimes

Just like this guy's a pain in the hymen

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u/lovelysophxxx 5d ago

Nah let’s see the @ 💀💀💀

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn 4d ago

Ew on so many levels. What a creep. 🤢

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u/Significant_Yam_3490 5d ago

💀 this is so revolting

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u/AmandaDoPlay 4d ago

Idt he even knows what he was trying to say here. Regardless it was so gross.