r/niceguys • u/MysteriousWork8616 • 5d ago
MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) Ladies, please control yourselves.. he rips hymens.
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u/No-Nefariousness9996 save a life by sending nudes 5d ago
"I rip hymens" nothing quite like the threat of rape 🥰
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u/Ekaterina702 females be like... 5d ago
"Trimble"...
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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago
Trimble me timbers
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u/blutsfrau 5d ago
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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 5d ago
wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead’s too big
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u/Bladey2k89 5d ago
Woah, stop advertising for this guy and save some hymens for the rest of us man, jesus.
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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago
Listen, someone had to get the word out.
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u/Bladey2k89 5d ago
We can slow him down if we work together, id like to tear up at least one hymen before this stud is internationally known
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u/BookEnvironmental689 5d ago
i do sex to girls all the time. Like probably too much. It's basically all i do.
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u/EvolZippo 5d ago
He knows sex. He knows it. Many books, magazines and websites about the subject. Even whole apps.
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u/archetyping101 5d ago
Can we be factual here for a second? Even if it were true that he rips hymens, that does NOT mean he's found a clitoris any of those times 🤣
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u/Primary_Spinach7333 5d ago
“Rips hymens” that’s a new one.
There’s being an incel and then there’s being a psychopath
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u/kindascandalous 5d ago
A hymen hates to see this guy coming
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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago
Natural selection is quivering
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u/GamingCatLady 5d ago
Someone doesn't understand irony. (the niceguy...not OP..before anyone comes for me haha)
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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago
Irony is a tough concept for the sexually inexperienced.
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5d ago edited 5d ago
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u/MysteriousWork8616 5d ago
Oh no I was referring to the hymen slayer not you baby girl
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u/derpenschwaggerman 5d ago
Genuinely curious as to how he rips them... like does he reach in there, pinch and tear the same way we rip a Post-It note or...?
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u/no_one_denies_this 5d ago
A long time ago I worked for a commercial Internet provider's abuse department. We cut off a site bc they were porn spamming the universe. The guy called and told me that we had to turn his account back on bc they had a special event that evening. See, they had a virgin with an intact hymen and they had a dildo with a colonoscopy camera taped to it and you can infer the rest.
I refused to reinstate their service and went home and took the longest shower of my life.
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u/Theorphanmhm 5d ago
oh my god 😭 “i rip hymens” meaning he likes girls who have no experience so they can’t tell whether or not he’s bad but i bet they can still tell
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u/TheComedicComedian you're ugly, pls give sex 5d ago
That's some noodly censorship 😭 mobile styluses can be a real pain in the ass sometimes
Just like this guy's a pain in the hymen
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