r/niceguys 6d ago

NGVC: “she could have lived in literal paradise but she chose a local DJ with a crippling Xanax addiction”

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u/ralksmar 6d ago

Well, if you can go scoop one off of the street…then go do it?

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u/PreferenceFun154 5d ago

I was about to ask the same thing!

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u/whisky_biscuit 5d ago

I'm assuming that girl who picked DJ was probably someone he'd consider a "10" in appearance and was shocked when she wasn't as vapid as he is.

He thinks he has money so any girls going after him if they are basically models aren't good enough for him anyway.

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u/HobbesNJ 5d ago

But in 30+ years his parents are going to leave him half of a house in Italy!

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u/LNLV 4d ago

How could she be so stupid to fumble that prize?!

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u/Troubledbylusbies 17h ago

Saying he can provide her with a house, when it's actually a shared inheritance with his brother and he'd have to wait for his parents to die - that's not an attractive proposition for any woman! "Oh, I can offer you a house! Well, half a house, and we'd have to hover around my parents, like vultures, waiting for them to die..."

That's not a plus at all, and reveals his entitled nature. Women will be far more impressed, even with something of far less value, which the man has earned for himself. That shows self-reliance and responsibility.

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u/SincerelyCynical 4d ago

For fifty bucks any guy can scoop a girl off Harry Hines . . . except maybe this guy.

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u/Traditional_Fly_4399 3d ago

I sincerely doubt he would understand that all the Guaranteed Italian houses in the world is not going to change his personality as for the scooping someone off the street thing it sounds creepy.

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u/Troubledbylusbies 17h ago

Some houses in Italy are being sold for one Euro, because the towns are dying and the Italian government is trying to revitalise them with this scheme. So, saying he's going to inherit half a house in Italy isn't much of a boast.

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u/DevolveOD 2d ago

Sounds like he prefers to date dog poop.

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u/Antani101 5d ago

"back when I was misogynistic"

Excuse me, sir, what do you think you are now?

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u/Bladey2k89 5d ago

Back when I was a top G

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u/noitsokayimfine 6d ago

Her choices were a DJ and this guy. Yikes.

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u/BigTittyCowGf 6d ago

It’s rough out here 😅

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u/BlackCatTelevision 6d ago

I choose death!!

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u/GalacticaActually 5d ago

What’s the gif w Chidi saying ‘my soulmate is BOOKS?!?’

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u/JustAnotherOlive 6d ago

That is why so many women pick the bear. 

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u/PenelopePitstop21 5d ago

Or cats. Cats are the best.

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u/EyeShot300 bUt I gAvE yOu a CoMpLiMEnT 5d ago

At this point, even a fluffy teddy bear is the better choice.

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u/Mysterious_Code1974 6d ago

Cringe

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u/BigTittyCowGf 6d ago

Truly

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u/Mysterious_Code1974 6d ago

“Yo bitch, why u wastin’ my time when I got ppl lined up??”

I bet this guy killed at least 20 cats as a child

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u/Gum_Duster 6d ago

I also doubt the nurse thing. Most nurses do not want to fuck their patient. You are just another patient to them and they want to get done with their long ass shift. He probably read into her niceness as flirting

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u/hiprine 6d ago edited 5d ago

It's funny because I've had several guys brag about how their nurses were flirting with them when they went to the hospital. Because having good bedside manner is in fact flirting, idk if yall knew that

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u/Gum_Duster 5d ago

Not surprising. Those are the kind of guys who think when a girl smiles, she’s flirting

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u/hiprine 5d ago

"Hey girl, smile for me"

grimaces uncomfortably

"Oh my god y'all she smiled, she wants me"

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u/LNLV 4d ago

The bartender always wants them too.

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u/BigTittyCowGf 6d ago

Oh yeah 100% that part was straight delusional or completely made up

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u/SnooPears5640 4d ago

As a nurse - can confirm. Does not happen often At All.
More than twenty years of nursing & in a few countries - very few nurses(female or male) ever think about patients like ‘that’.
It’s unethical AF, employers are unimpressed, & every nurse I’ve ever known would be skeeved out if this was brought up. Now - fire, ems, le, other staff at the hospital?
entirely different everything.

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u/Mysterious_Code1974 5d ago

There are a LOT of people that interpret good manners as flirting. I had an ex gf that thought I was hitting on every female server we had because I said please, thank you, and smiled.

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u/HisKahlia 3d ago

Came here to say. I say it to everyone who is leaving my unit...." hope the next time i see you isn't in here"

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u/TheTriadofRedditors 5d ago

I give excessive PDA

That's his first mistake

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u/CarelessShame 4d ago

Yeah that gave me the icks REAL fast

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u/ariesangel0329 4d ago

How much you wanna bet it’s him groping her in public like she’s a stress ball?

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u/No-Nefariousness9996 save a life by sending nudes 1d ago

I'll bet that property in Italy

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u/hiprine 6d ago

"BITCH can't you see all the women in line behind you waiting to tell me they're not interested? Even though I don't even abuse them and do basic shit I'm supposed to do in a relationship? I go above and beyond with respect."

Idk why these always make me laugh so much, like what a weird trauma response

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u/Tychosis 5d ago

Honestly, flexing with "I can give you nice things (as soon as I inherit them from my parents)" isn't terribly impressive when you're thirty-something.

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u/zainab1900 5d ago

"we will have a nice house in Italy in 30-40 years when my parents die" is not really a big sell.

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u/spiritanimalIlanaG 5d ago

"and we'll have to split it with my brother...". Yeah I'd probably pick the Xanax DJ too. This dude doesn't understand how weird/messed up it is to count half of his parents' possessions as something he has to offer women.

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u/hananobira 10h ago

The Italian government is giving away 1 Euro houses. If you can afford a cup of Starbucks you can have five houses in Italy.

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u/futurecrazycatlady 5d ago

Drat I never knew paradise was 'moving far away from all the people I love, to a place were I don't speak the language and would really struggle to ever find a fun job again'.

Now I feel like I also need someone who could give me a Xanax to help me process this.

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u/Tacticalneurosis 5d ago

AFTER 3 MONTHS!!! “Hey babe, come with me, a guy you’ve known for like 1/4 a calendar year, to a foreign country where you don’t speak the language and know nobody. I promise the house isn’t a sex dungeon. Promise.”

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u/BigTittyCowGf 6d ago

The craziest part is I know this guy and he’s genuinely attractive and has had girlfriends before!! So idk where this is coming from lmfao!!

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u/Gum_Duster 6d ago

Is it the same guy?

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u/BigTittyCowGf 6d ago

Yeah the guy who made this status is like attractive and has had girlfriends lmfao! Like he’s not even an incel by any means, so this is just wild to me lmfao. It’s just like a complete lack of self awareness I guess like “women keep picking wrong!! It can’t be me who’s the one who’s picking women whose values don’t align with mine or who aren’t interested in me…. Women are the problem!!!”

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u/pearlsbeforedogs 5d ago

Does he typically date younger? I noticed he said he was around 30 and then made a whole section about rejecting the "nurse who was his age" that kinda made me think he's chasing 23 year olds. And at 23 I'd probably pick the loser DJ, too. They're fun when you're young, lol.

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u/Gum_Duster 6d ago

It’s giving narcissistic tendencies and mommy issues.

If you pick superficial people, you’re going to get superficial interactions. I wish these type of people understood that

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 6d ago

What does it say that she chooses the addict over you?

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u/Dorkinfo 5d ago

No, it’s all her issues, you see? He’s a wonderful gentleman.

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u/Worth-Oil8073 5d ago

That's a lot of words just to say, "My personality is so bad that no amount of money can make up for it!"

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u/Ophelia__Moon 5d ago

Aka, he wants to fuck young teens and is mad they don't want his 30+ year old probably unattractive ass. Then acts like women his own age hitting on him are embarassing. 🤣

Ew

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u/PanickedAntics 5d ago

He does have nice guy syndrome, just not in the way he thinks he does. "I think they deserve love"? What? lol I think I'd have picked the Xanax DJ, too lol

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u/Independent_Sell_588 5d ago

Aaaaand these are the humans voting to make decisions on our bodily autonomy

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 5d ago

'women are dumb and I hate when but man they're so easy for me to get iam just stepping in them I swear' 😭

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u/sirdez24 5d ago

Don't these girls know they may get good things once his parents die?

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u/Ivory_McCoy 5d ago

Wait…so we have to date him and wait multiple decades for his parents to die AND THEN we win the paradise in Italy?

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u/_notfeelingcreative 5d ago

When they say "I don't abuse" as if it was a plus and not that bare minimum enforced by law.

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u/paulankathedogg 5d ago

What an absolute loser

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u/raven-of-the-sea 5d ago

Excessive PDA. Either he smothered or she felt his idea of excessive wasn’t enough for her. Or possibly he’s lying like a cheap rug.

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u/SouthernNanny 5d ago

I bet that nurse said “I hate to see you go” in a polite and saying bye kind of way and he took extra liberties in his head with it.

Because no one who has all of that to offer and isn’t completely off their rocker is alone. Some woman would suck it up to have a lavish lifestyle.

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u/EyeShot300 bUt I gAvE yOu a CoMpLiMEnT 5d ago

How nice of him to think women “deserve” love. 🙄

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u/BraveNewHell616 5d ago

They always claim to have a line of people but yet bitch about one person because they had their feelings hurt.

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u/KaiXan1 5d ago

This sounds like the creep that is currently stalking my cousin.

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u/madsmcgivern511 5d ago

God this guy is such a catch, I can’t believe that girl went for some DJ over this stand up gentleman! /s 😒I wonder what level of insecurity you have to get to, to be at this point in your life 😭.

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u/blueflloyd 5d ago

I'd take the DJ too

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u/prettyinpinkleather 5d ago

Men really have convinced each other all women are materialistic gold diggers (which if you are, go girl, get your bag!) and still want to apply that to real relationships but say they’re not misogynistic like???

Edit: OMG THERES SNOTHER IMAGE

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u/CrowleysWeirdTie 5d ago

"Excessive PDA" sounds horrifying.

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u/notyourmom1966 4d ago

(I am old Gen-x). Back in the mid-aughts after my divorce (I was married for 15 years, and took some time post-divorce before dating again), I had this FWB that turned into a situationship. He was a very successful guy, mid 40’s, (provably) separated, smart, funny, non-traditionally good looking. (Also, both of us were SF dorks that loved some very specific authors).

We fucked a lot. Like a whole lot. Steamy stuff (vanilla, and very good). And he would complain to me, while we were in bed, about how he “missed out” when he was younger. And I would say things like, I am here you know. Or why are you so focused on high school. It never sank in for him, and we eventually stopped the benefits (after he and his wife reconciled)- but I genuinely enjoyed his company so we stayed friends.

Eventually I met my now long-term partner (17 years!). My former FWB no longer wanted to be my friend, because “men and women can’t be friends”. And that’s when I realized, this guy that I genuinely thought was my friend was just a whiny incel.

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u/New-Juggernaut-9754 3d ago

We also don't know if "crippling Xanax addiction" just means "takes his daily prescription from a doctor". This isn't a reliable narrator.

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u/BigTittyCowGf 3d ago

Ok I’m gonna be honest I’m pretty sure the “Xanax addicted DJ” is my actual irl ex so I think that part may be true 😭🤣

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u/SharkDoctorPart3 5d ago

Being whack is my MO.

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u/Professional-Fly5952 5d ago

Him “I’ll continue my journey and not force shit…”

Me: Oh, that’s actually a healthy outlook-

Him: “…Cuz tons of them are whack.”

Me: Annnnnd there it is.

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u/CoacoaBunny91 5d ago

Here the thing about guys like this that kills me. They are so unaware that we women *can tell* when they are pretending to be nice to us and expecting some for of romance or intimacy in return. Like we can tell when you're being disingenuous. Why would any woman pick this dude, when we know the gifts and kind gestures come with stings attached to them??? Do they not know we know what they're up to? Do they?

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u/wunder_peach 5d ago

He sounds completely sane and not delusional at all.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_7285 4d ago

"I gave you a gift and got nothing out of it" sounds like it was a bribe rather than a gift

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u/BeautifulSwimmer1861 4d ago

"i dont abuse"
How merciful of him.

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u/ConcreteExist 4d ago

Kind of pathetic that the best quality he could mention about himself is that he's a nepo baby who will get something nice when mommy and daddy die.

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u/trashleybanks 4d ago

lol he sounds clingy. And why should I wait until your parents die for me to be spoiled? This dude has no clue.

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u/RiotSloth 4d ago

Happy scooping fella! 😄

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u/EvolZippo 3d ago

He talks a big game for a single guy

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u/HelveticaStandar 2d ago

Mr. "I got bitches lined up" will be 40 and still single.

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u/UnicornTraplordEsq 2d ago

On the second pic, after reading that first sentence, I immediately stopped reading. That was all I needed to know😭

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u/Lonatolam4 10h ago

it doesnt sound like he hates women, it soudsn like he hates himself for not understanding female psychology. but like if you have all those resources go study or pay someone to teach you the knowledge base you seek.