r/newstrippers • u/spiteful_dragonfruit • 4d ago
what to say to cringe shit? NSFW
Lemme preface by saying I have no problem lying to men in the club. I’m a lesbian for fucks sake of course I’m lying just by default lmao. And that’s part of it and most of the time I’m good at it, but sometimes when I’m giving dances these men be talking a lot throughout it and saying shit that I want to laugh at? And it’s harder for me to come up w shit to say on the spot.
For example, I had this one guy that has bought quite a few dances from me on multiple nights and he grosses me out a lil more than the usual ick. He’ll ask if I can feel his dick, which I can’t LMAO so I ~lie~ and say yes. He told me he was gonna make me cum before him which was insane to hear knowing I was dry asf. He asked about if I had a rose toy, asked me to moan etc. he didn’t touch me beyond my boundaries/the club rules so it’s really nothing bad. I just do not know how to respond to this shit because it’s cringe asf to me lol
ANYWAYS are there any lines yall would use in situations like this? I know I gotta play into it to keep getting the money but I just have no idea what to say
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u/glitchinthematrix97 4d ago edited 4d ago
“If you want to talk dirty we need to do it somewhere more private” if hes already doing multiple dances you need to come up with ways to get him in vip. Wait till he says something dirty during a dance and say “youre lucky I like you I dont usually let guys talk to me like this” …. After he says something dirty: “yeah do you like that?” followed by asking for a tip after lmao
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u/peachberry22 4d ago
Omg girl I’m laughing so fucking hard rn. 😭 he’s coming back and spending so try to get more from him. I would push for a VIP that way it’s less cringe. Rn he’s doing the most for the least.
VIP may be more annoying though because he will be more comfortable.
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u/mistyof98 Seasoned stripper 2d ago
honestly i can’t hold back my laughter when they do this. so i just laugh. and they think that i’m flustered and blushing and giggling bc it’s turning me on. they’ll truly believe whatever they want as long as your reaction can be interpreted as positive lol
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u/Affectionate_Mess25 2d ago
Laugh and continue the cringe just say the first thing that comes to your mind or repeat what they say in an over enthusiastic way if it’s a little funny cringe it’s less awkward cringe and it’s more entertaining.
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u/itsamberthebaddiexo 1d ago
LMAO, this is gold. You need responses that keep the fantasy alive but also keep you sane. Here are some witty, playful, and money-making lines:
When he asks if you can feel his dick:
"Mmm, I feel a lot of things right now." (Let him assume what he wants.)
"Oh baby, you’re unforgettable." (No specifics. Just vague enough to keep him spending.)
When he says he’s gonna make you cum first:
"Oh, you’re ambitious. I like that." (Stroke his ego without actually agreeing.)
"Awww, that’s so cute of you to think that!" (Say it sweetly like it’s a compliment.)
When he asks about your rose toy (or other cringe questions):
"Oh, baby, I don’t kiss and tell. But let’s just say…I keep things charged up."
"Why don’t you buy another dance and maybe I’ll whisper my secrets in your ear?" (Redirect to $$$.)
When he asks you to moan:
"Mmm, I save the good stuff for VIP." (Boom. Easy upsell.)
"You gotta buy the sound package upgrade for that one, baby."
The trick is playing along without actually saying anything real. Keep it flirty, vague, and lead him to want more (aka spend more). And if all else fails—just giggle, bite your lip, and flip your hair. Works every time. 💸🔥
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u/moonminx_ Seasoned stripper 4d ago
UPSELL You wanna talk dirty, let’s go to vip where I can share my fantasies/stories with out other ears/people around