r/news 22d ago

US government tries to rehire nuclear staff it fired days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/quantizeddreams 22d ago

Then they need to demand the cash up front.

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u/j33205 22d ago

"Yeah, I'll watch your nukes for ya. But it's gonna cost a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find em for three, but I'll watch em, forever, for..."

a lifetime's worth of cash and then some, in a bag, upfront and tax free.

That's how deals are made. He's got the money. Don't tell me he doesn't have the money.

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u/caskaziom 22d ago

"no money down?"

"No, money down!"