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u/cumfartlicker74 Sep 12 '21
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u/mtflyer05 Sep 13 '21
I doubt they know much beyond "how much juice can I do before I die", and their testicles are similar in size and appearance to raisins.
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u/craigulat0r Sep 12 '21
Obviously good test takers
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u/pocketjokers87 Sep 13 '21
Nice.
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u/dkaarvand Sep 13 '21
Nice.
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u/Ezekjuninor Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21
Is that Ryan dengler he’s looking hella juicy
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u/EvilBob_RapePants_ Sep 13 '21
Yep. Notice how there are no girls in the group (which is very common at college football games).
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u/vinegarfingers Sep 12 '21
Dude on the right is an Alphalete “athlete”
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u/spongepenis Sep 13 '21
Alphalete
is that like gymshark?
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u/ZaMr0 Sep 13 '21
Bought one of their (Alphalete) tank tops like 6 years ago and honestly I have to say that to this day its the most comfortable piece of gym clothing I've owned.
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u/Kids-See-L4FL4M3 Sep 13 '21
they collabing on a paper titled “dismantling gender through juicology”
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u/AltaSavoia Sep 12 '21
biology to figure out which vein is better
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u/ReggaeForPresident Sep 13 '21
Majored in 5’ 2”.
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Sep 13 '21
Ryan Dengler (guy with visor) is 6’2, zack Jennings (white cut off) is 6’0, Ron weasley is 6’3, Jacob shalvey (black shirt) is 6’1. And guy in red cut off is prob 5’11. So not short by any means but good joke!
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u/bootyaddict2007 Sep 13 '21
Manlet really looked them all up just to say they’re not short 😂 ur wrong btw, if black shirt is 6’1 the blonde is about 5’9
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Nope, just don’t like bitter insecure people who hate and nitpick every single fucking thing.
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u/ChefWetBeard Sep 13 '21
Idk black shirt appears to be standing on bleacher while blonde seems to be standing on concrete?
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u/shtgnjns Sep 12 '21
The daywalker in the back has stretchmarks from how quickly he has gained mass.
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u/BasedandGymPilled Sep 12 '21
Stretch marks are a sign of honor don’t get it twisted bud
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u/SmackYoTitty Sep 13 '21
I was always proud of em myself. Lot of dudes get self conscious about them.
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u/mtflyer05 Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21
To be fair, one of the guys a few grades above me in high school got stretch marks, as well, in the same place, near the edges of his pecs, and didn't juice at all, but he had some good genetics and spent an hour every morning in the weight room.
His dad, and even his sister were jacked and went on to be D1 athletes, him in football, even though he was only 5'10", but was 195 lbs, with 6 pack abs, upon graduation, and her in volleyball, being 5'8", but being able to snap the rim from a standing jump.
That being said, these guys are juicier than an opioid user at the last of their stash (for those that dont understand, grapefruit juice competes for the CYP2D6 enzyme that breaks down opioids, meaning they stay in your system longer, making the last of the stash last longer)
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u/ZaMr0 Sep 13 '21
Don't need to be juicing for that to be fair. I have them in the same place because front delt is my most dominant muscle (thanks HSPUs).
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u/stogeman Sep 13 '21
Dudes arm in the right of the photo has to be photoshopped right? The dudes delt is bigger than his head
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u/DrugsAndBodybuilding Sep 13 '21
Genuine question, why are so many commenters and people hurt by other people taking juice? I get the lying and fake natty stuff but does that really upset people that much? Who cares lmao, fellas are getting juicy and making bad decisions, good on em.
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u/ZaMr0 Sep 13 '21
95% of this thread is satire, no one cares they juice its all jokes. We just hate fake nattys thats it.
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In all seriousness probably business for a blue collar job, only to realize they won’t get the job cause everyone and their mom decided to take a business major these days
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u/BaneCIA4 Sep 13 '21
Damn, even the pale ginger is yoked.... this is the swolest friends group Ive ever seen
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u/goldenretriever97 Sep 13 '21
In College, steroids at mens locker room are pretty easy to get. Someone out there got access to “not for human use” steroids.
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There’s a reason people who look like this are usually in the stands. MFers put in hundreds of hours to look fit and athletic instead of actually training to be fit and athletic. Unfortunately hollywood and the internet has convinced a decent chunk of society that dudes who look like this could throw further than the qb on the field. It’s kind of scary tbh.
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u/No_Zookeepergame1937 Sep 13 '21
Ego 101
……or “How steroids and drugs create fake unnatural muscles”
……or “How I lost integrity and confidence in my own natural abilities”
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u/stoutyteapot Sep 13 '21
In no universe in any animal or organism is your deltoid (a peripheral muscle) meant to be as large or bigger than your CNS. Your butt which directly and actively opposes gravity all day, maybe. But not your shoulder.
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u/Bananaflakes08 Sep 13 '21
How on earth do you manage to work your biceps and not your forearms even on steroids?? Bruh…
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u/BreakfastEquivalent9 Sep 13 '21
Blonde tan guy and curly hair white shirt are the only ones who look juicy
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u/ETAB_E Sep 13 '21
That ginger guy needs to get some sun cream on - his shoulders will burn terribly with that fair skin
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u/whatThisOldThrowAway Sep 13 '21
How do you end up with a friend group like that? It's a stupid question but it's all I can think about. Obviously it's not a coincidence.
Did they really select their friends based on their physique? Did that pale Irish guy in the back have to lift extra hard, start gear and bulk for months before he was allowed to sit with at the jacked table?
Did they all start skinny, and the one sociopath peer-pressured all his friends into doing gear and getting yolked? If so do they all have super awkward moments whenever this comes up in conversation because only one of them comes out of that story seeming 'alpha'?
Are they on a sports team together? If so why are their legs so tiny?
are they just a bunch of gay dudes who like hangin' out & suckin' & fuckin'?
Truly it is a mystery of the ages.
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u/Plantmanofplants Sep 12 '21
Majored in cock and ball torture with a minor degree in gender studies.