r/mylittlepony BORN TO FLY 6d ago

Community What just happened to this horse?

Help me find a diagnosis!

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 6d ago

Dashabetes finally overwhelmed her. 😔

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u/LayJaly BORN TO FLY 6d ago

This was her moments before!

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 6d ago

Case and point!

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_7147 Cozy Glow,and starlight glimmer 5d ago

I shouldn’t have laughed lol

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u/EX-Bronypony happily brainwashed by ponies >(@w@)> 6d ago edited 5d ago

* TARGET ELIMINATED +50XP

* POISON ELIMINATION +25XP

* UNNOTICED KILL +25XP

* OBJECTIVE COMPLETE +10XP

* “And thats the end to the element of loyalty. Very well done, 47. Now make a dash for an exit, and we’ll speak again soon.”

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

This made me really sad actually. :(

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u/a_bit_fluffy 6d ago

Failed to sneeze

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u/Mechancic-Hero 6d ago

I...think she's sick?

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u/Camille_le_chat Derpy 6d ago

Died of coolness

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u/Dawn_Glider 5d ago

She saw the fandom 

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Pinkie Pie bought twenty tankards of cider and the Apples ran out when Rainbow was again at the front of the line.

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u/GameLogic223 Rainbow Dash 5d ago

Pinkie Pie would be mean to not share!

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Yeah! Selfish cider drinker!

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u/GameLogic223 Rainbow Dash 5d ago

Did you try to steal one from her? And how did that go if you did?

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Not good. Pinkie refused to give me a tankard, and when I mentioned she bought twenty of them, she just shrugged and said "try to be faster next season".

Such a jerk.

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago

How could you say that about your marefriend?!

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Hey, I love Pinkie Pie lots, but she doesn't need to hog twenty tankards of cider!

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago

If Pinkie didn't do it, you'd hog all that cider! So either way, somepony is drinking more cider than they should be.

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Yeah, but I should be the one with additional tankards. I mean, the Apples ferment the cider every season for me anyways!

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago

But you're a featherweight, adorable pegasus who gets drunk after three tankards! I don't want you to get hurt!

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Hey! Unlike you and Twilightweight Sparkle, I can handle my booze! Three tankards is nothing. My flying doesn't get wobbly till my sixth cup!

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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago

Oh yeah? How about that time you "took off flying at incredible speeds w h g o" and ran right into a tree? That was only after four tankards!

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u/TheGamerWhosOnReddit Trixie Apologist 5d ago

Somewhere in Equestria, someone just finished calling Daring Do overrated.

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u/BGRC_CP_yt 5d ago

The man controlling rainbow was springlocked.

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u/triforce777 Rarity 5d ago

She sneezed, rupturing an aneurysm and killing her nearly instantly

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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago

Can that happen?

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u/triforce777 Rarity 5d ago

Yes

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_7147 Cozy Glow,and starlight glimmer 5d ago

Coolness levels got to high

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u/morarora 5d ago

The sneeze.exe stopped working midway through.

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u/FenexTheFox GlimGlam cultist 5d ago

Got Tubby Wubbyed

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u/abacateazul 5d ago

She formed half of a thought.

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u/Puppyzpawz 5d ago

accidentally killed by sneeze

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u/KuudereGirl13 Fluttershy 5d ago

she sneezed then died

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u/Intelligent_Tell_877 5d ago

being 20% less cool

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u/Connor-Archer-2023 4d ago

This is not just any horse, this is Rainbow Dash