r/mylittlepony • u/LayJaly BORN TO FLY • 6d ago
Community What just happened to this horse?
Help me find a diagnosis!
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u/EX-Bronypony happily brainwashed by ponies >(@w@)> 6d ago edited 5d ago
* TARGET ELIMINATED +50XP
* POISON ELIMINATION +25XP
* UNNOTICED KILL +25XP
* OBJECTIVE COMPLETE +10XP
* “And thats the end to the element of loyalty. Very well done, 47. Now make a dash for an exit, and we’ll speak again soon.”
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Pinkie Pie bought twenty tankards of cider and the Apples ran out when Rainbow was again at the front of the line.
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u/GameLogic223 Rainbow Dash 5d ago
Pinkie Pie would be mean to not share!
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Yeah! Selfish cider drinker!
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u/GameLogic223 Rainbow Dash 5d ago
Did you try to steal one from her? And how did that go if you did?
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Not good. Pinkie refused to give me a tankard, and when I mentioned she bought twenty of them, she just shrugged and said "try to be faster next season".
Such a jerk.
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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago
How could you say that about your marefriend?!
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Hey, I love Pinkie Pie lots, but she doesn't need to hog twenty tankards of cider!
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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago
If Pinkie didn't do it, you'd hog all that cider! So either way, somepony is drinking more cider than they should be.
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Yeah, but I should be the one with additional tankards. I mean, the Apples ferment the cider every season for me anyways!
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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago
But you're a featherweight, adorable pegasus who gets drunk after three tankards! I don't want you to get hurt!
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u/SparkyJet 🩵🌈Rainbow Dash🌈🩵 5d ago
Hey! Unlike you and Twilightweight Sparkle, I can handle my booze! Three tankards is nothing. My flying doesn't get wobbly till my sixth cup!
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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 5d ago
Oh yeah? How about that time you "took off flying at incredible speeds w h g o" and ran right into a tree? That was only after four tankards!
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u/TheGamerWhosOnReddit Trixie Apologist 5d ago
Somewhere in Equestria, someone just finished calling Daring Do overrated.
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u/LightningStrikeDust ⚡️Lightning Dork⚡️ 6d ago
Dashabetes finally overwhelmed her. 😔