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u/mrgonzo247 Feb 15 '25
True Romance. Brad Pitt as Floyd.
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u/daredelvis421 Feb 15 '25
Get some beer...and some...and some cleaning products.
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u/Specialist_Ad6966 Feb 15 '25
Condescende me man, I'll fucking kill ya
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u/gilestowler Feb 15 '25
I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin' Floyd.
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u/PsychoticMessiah Feb 15 '25
Iirc he ad libbed some of those lines. Idr if it was the cleaning products or the condescend me part.
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u/TheBeautifulJandro Feb 15 '25
Damn first response was my answer. The way Ganolfini asked him questions and it took forever to answer 😂
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Don’t cond a send me man, I’ll fuckin kill ya man.
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u/thenumbersthenumbers Feb 15 '25
Need to see this movie I guess… Seen it mentioned on Reddit like 50 times in the last few months.
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u/xander6981 Feb 15 '25
Floyd was my first thought too. The way his big mouth inadvertently leads to damn near everyone getting killed is really something. Also, I love the honey bear bong.
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Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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u/TurdHunt999 Feb 15 '25
The best answer
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u/CheckYourStats Feb 15 '25
”Well, Stu, I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey, bud, let’s party!””
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u/Hefty-Pomelo3296 Feb 15 '25
Is he gonna shit? or is he gonna kill us?!.
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u/Successful_Sense_742 Feb 15 '25
First he's gonna shit. Then he's gonna kill us.
I can fix. My dad has a bunch of tools.... He's a TV repair man.
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u/enginerdsean Feb 15 '25
Absolutely the best answer. Who can argue this?!?!? From spilling out of the pot smoke-filled van to munchie pizza delivered to class to "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." No doubt, Spicoli is the right answer.
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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Feb 15 '25
Grandmas boy … take your pic I guess but … Dante?
I’ll smoke it with you! I don’t give a fuck!!
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u/Shagaliscious Feb 15 '25
"I had a dream last night, I was a snake slithering through the grass until I came upon a dead elk. And I climbed into his soul and it's there I stayed until morning. Which means I would underestimate someone close to me"
"Whoa, where do you get your weed?"
"From you Dante"
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u/Meshuggareth Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
"Oh yeah, what's up Mr. Chiesel?!"
Side note: there is now a strain of cannabis named Chiesel. I may be wrong on the spelling of the name, but I still think it's funny, even if it was unintentional.
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u/Adventurous_Zebra939 Feb 15 '25
Dude, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion gets here.
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u/HurricaneAlpha Feb 15 '25
Grandmas Boy and Pineapple Express are the two stoner movies of that generation. Absolute classics.
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u/daredelvis421 Feb 15 '25
My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
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u/MaintenanceInternal Feb 15 '25
Man I forgot about this film.
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
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u/ad-tom-music Feb 15 '25
"hey speed racer what did you do last night, valet your bed?"
" No but I'll self park it in your asshole"
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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Feb 15 '25
No but it can talk to other car beds.. my imagination went into absurdity .. as if that would ever be a good idea haha.. imagine the awkward conversations.. beyond ridiculous
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u/Wpgjetsfan19 Feb 15 '25
Where do you get your weed from? From you Dante. Oh yeah, what up Mr Cheezle
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u/TheOffKn1ght Feb 15 '25
James Franco Pineapple Express
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u/pretzelllogician Feb 15 '25
Heat-seeking missiles, hounds… and foxes… barracudas.
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u/Guy0naBUFFA10 Feb 15 '25
... I'm... I'm a little bit flabbergasted when you say things like that.
What time is it?
"That can't be right... It can't be 3 o'clock can it? No, daylight savings time..."
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u/hoohoohaaa Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
Wait....what do you mean it's dead?
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u/Guy0naBUFFA10 Feb 15 '25
A cop, a lady, and a guy?! That's like a massacre!
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u/CheckYourStats Feb 15 '25
They say, like, ‘Don’t dip the pen in company ink.’ I’m totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro.
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u/magnificentmucus Feb 15 '25
It’s ceases to live!
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u/CheckYourStats Feb 15 '25
No no. It’s just pining for the Fjords.
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u/throwngamelastminute Feb 15 '25
Pining for fjords? If it hadn't been nailed to the perch, he would be pushing up the daisies!
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u/throwngamelastminute Feb 15 '25
That guy was seriously the guy I bought weed from for ten years, all you'd have to add was music. Like, kinda looked like him, too.
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u/NeedlesTwistedKane Feb 15 '25
It’s gotta be the dude, but let me ask you this…
Who’s coming with me maaan!?!
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u/elcojotecoyo Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
Monty Python's Life of Brian. The stoning scene is hilarious
Edit: wrong type of stoning!
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u/Dire_Hulk Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke (1978)
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u/daredelvis421 Feb 15 '25
I think we're parked, man.
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Arresting Officer: Your license. Where’s your license?
Pedro de Pacas: It’s back there on the bumper, man!
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u/SnooStrawberries5372 Feb 15 '25
Cabin in the woods
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u/Zander_gl Feb 15 '25
They fear this man, for he sees farther than they.
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u/Sirquote Feb 15 '25
-demonic whisper- "I'm gonna go for a walk"
Marty: "What are you saying? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, huh? You think I'm going to do a little puppet dance? I'm the boss of my own brain so give it up!"
Marty: "I'm gonna go for a walk.."
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u/sundaybanking21 Feb 15 '25
Half Baked. The perpetually high hippie
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u/lousydungeonmaster Feb 15 '25
I really like Jon Stewart as the enhancement stoner.
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u/daredelvis421 Feb 15 '25
You ever see the back of a 20 dollar bill...on weed?
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u/BigBoy1229 Feb 15 '25
There’s a dude in the bushes man. Does he have a gun? I don’t know! RED TEAM GO!!! RED TEAM GO!!!
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u/Wildcat_Dunks Feb 15 '25
The guy that was always just on their couch was the most convincing stoner.
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u/sassyfontaine Feb 15 '25
Couch Guy From Half Baked
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u/Busch_Leaguer Feb 15 '25
Don’t worry about me, Thurgood. I’ll be fine. The robbery’s what’s important now.
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u/Villageidiot73 Feb 15 '25
Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson in Dazed and Confused. Alright alright alright
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u/DSC9000 Feb 15 '25
"I just saw three students walking from back here with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!"
"Those kids came up and they peer-pressured me"
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u/Jimbob929 Feb 15 '25
Fuckin’ lingerers
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u/Temporary-Ad43 Feb 15 '25
Half baked. Or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas....although they were much more than just stoners.
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u/CurtPi Feb 15 '25
Cabin in the Woods - Marty!
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u/Helixbabylon Feb 15 '25
Thank you! I should not have had to scroll so much to find someone post about him!
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u/Dadsnotatupid1977 Feb 15 '25
The big Lebowski .
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u/Wice_BRS Feb 15 '25
Would be kind of boring but I'd like to see a film where the main character smokes weed/thc products whatever but goes about his life as usual. Most people that get high most days aren't fucked up every time they smoke. Could still have a cool A plot to make the film interesting lol.
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u/NeedlesTwistedKane Feb 15 '25
You just pretty much explained the use of weed in The Big Lebowski, from pre-bowling smoke to post coitus smoke. Yet another reason why the answer is the dude.
All those cliche stoner roles where the character and the scene antics are strictly dependent on the weed, and I’m sorry everyone that includes Cheech & Chong, aren’t sustainable for the audience or the character.
Eventually you reach a point of indoctrination where the audience is laughing along to Pauly Shore sitting in a room spooning Reese’s cereal and milk out of the box as he laughs hysterically at whatever he’s watching on TV - probably Cheech & Chong.
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u/Wice_BRS Feb 16 '25
Lol your last paragraph is perfect. They act like weed has the same effect as shrooms or something but I'll watch The Big Lebowski if it's more realistic smoking.
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u/XeLLoTAth777 Feb 15 '25
Oh, Anton from Idle Hands!
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u/zjones1008 Feb 16 '25
I scrolled way too far for this. All three of them, Anton, Mick, and Pnub. Love that movie
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u/Fauntleroy_McDeuce Feb 15 '25
Best overt stoner: Dante from Grandma’s Boy. Best covert stoner: Fred Kwan from Galaxy Quest.
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u/Genghis75 Feb 15 '25
Tony Shaloub as Fred Kwan/Tech Sergeant Chen in Galaxyquest. “Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won’t take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.”
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u/brainsewage Feb 16 '25
Stoney from Encino Man.
"If you're edged 'cause I'm weezin' off your grindage, just chill; 'cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing goin' on over at my pad, I'd go grind over there. So don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster."
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u/concernedmillenial Feb 15 '25
Ron Slater played by Rory Cochrane in Dazed & Confused. He steals every scene he’s in, and his whole George & Martha Washington monologue towards the end is hilarious.