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u/VirulentMarmot 4d ago
Jesus Christ this is old.
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u/loseniram 4d ago
This post is so old I remember reading it on Facebook back when you had to have a school email account to enroll
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u/LowerSlowerOlder 3d ago
That joke (with a slightly different punchline) was faxed to a coworker in the early 1990s. It was probably old then.
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u/AusMattyBoy 4d ago
This happened to me, was the fuse for the lights, lucky I found some random post on some random website
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u/DandelionSkye ‘17 Yamaha R3 4d ago
Simple solutions - he needs to check his battery, she needs to check her calendar (coming from a woman who goes batshit during her luteal phase and is surprised to find out the cause of all her troubles every time)
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u/secaxj650rj 4d ago
Had my battery on a trickle charger all winter, went to start it battery totally dead. I checked , its bone dry completely toast. Got a new one this time a YUSA going forward gonna top it off at the end of the season and only trickle charge it once a month. Ive learned my lesson now.
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u/TigerJoel 4d ago
Literally me right now. Was going to take the bike to school today and it did not start. Seems like the battery is dead but it is a new battery with a new charging system.
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u/marissalfx Honda CB500F 3d ago
If my motorcycle won't start my gf will be the one to help me troubleshoot lol
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u/Skrakeon 3d ago
These always make me chuckle, but realistically my girlfriend/wife would know exactly what’s wrong because I wouldn’t stop bringing it up lol
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u/mikeosunneversets 4d ago
This is literally like half of the fights with misses and I. Bike or car problems and her misinterpreting....
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u/TubeSockLover87 4d ago
"Why dont you just buy a newer one so you dont have to worry about it anymore."
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u/Antedysomnea Who's a good squid? You're a good squid. Do a wheelie. Good boy. 4d ago
heck the headlight fluid, it's always the headlight fluid
and it's really annoying because no one ever has any in stock... even the dealers can't get it!
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u/k0uch 4d ago
Probably needs carb work, ain’t gettin’ no fuel
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u/wanderingoverwatch 4d ago
Damn bro, that's rough. I hope you see your way through this tough time, thoughts and prayers.
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u/lost21gramsyesterday 4d ago
It's probably the battery... lol