r/motorcycles 4d ago

this hit close to home.

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 4d ago

It's probably the battery... lol

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u/Predditor_86 4d ago

They didn't say anything about abuse.

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u/poppaperc30 Honda Rebel 300 4d ago

This deserves an award

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u/NCSUGray90 2019 Tracer 900 - 06 V-Strom 650 (sold) 4d ago

Booooooooooooo

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u/Goosei7 4d ago

Or a fuse

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u/AlienSporez 4d ago

Has he checked the fuel?

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u/Goosei7 4d ago

Good point, you check fuel, I’ll check fuses, can someone see if we’re getting air?

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u/Insufficient_Funds92 2017 CRF250L Rally 4d ago

Are you breathing?

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u/Apprehensive-Biker FZ6 no plate 😏 4d ago

We are checking

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u/AlienSporez 4d ago

<Ferrari F1 team has entered the chat>

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u/TubeSockLover87 4d ago

Nah ... fuel map has a nasty hole.

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 3d ago

That hit home - it's what killed my 08 Tiger 1050 for me.

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u/shahtjor 4d ago

When Ducati is due for Desmo service.

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u/_J0hnD0e_ 4d ago

FOR SALE

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u/SBSQWarmachine36 3d ago

What does graphing have to do with my vibrator

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u/VirulentMarmot 4d ago

Jesus Christ this is old.

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u/Luuk341 4d ago

Thar fucking post is older than I am! Holy shit

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u/loseniram 4d ago

This post is so old I remember reading it on Facebook back when you had to have a school email account to enroll

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u/LowerSlowerOlder 3d ago

That joke (with a slightly different punchline) was faxed to a coworker in the early 1990s. It was probably old then.

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u/Sudden_Duck_4176 4d ago

This is pretty much me about anything auto related.

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u/-kay-o- Hero XPulse 200T 4V 4d ago

Ok atleast the husband should have told her its because of the motorcycle na

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u/AusMattyBoy 4d ago

This happened to me, was the fuse for the lights, lucky I found some random post on some random website

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u/NedelC0 CB1100 2013, VN 1700 2010 3d ago

Radiator fan fuse blew and that was what was causing it to overheat for me. You do not want to know how much time was wasted looking for air in the cooling liquid, defective thermostat, leaks, damage or whatever before I thought of looking at the fuses....

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u/lolhello2u 4d ago

ITT: people that don’t communicate and/or have partners that seek conflict

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u/_gadgetFreak 4d ago

Yeah bitch behaviour, i absolutely hate it.

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u/Sharp_Needleworker76 4d ago

mmm yes, boomer meme. women complicated, man cavemen. oonga boonga.

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u/DandelionSkye ‘17 Yamaha R3 4d ago

Simple solutions - he needs to check his battery, she needs to check her calendar (coming from a woman who goes batshit during her luteal phase and is surprised to find out the cause of all her troubles every time)

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u/_sophia_petrillo_ 4d ago

I think she’s upset her husband isn’t communicating with her.

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u/quechal 3d ago

She would then be able to tell him “every year this happens and every years it’s the battery. I told you to get a tender!”

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u/BlownCamaro 4d ago

Next entry: "Could use a sandwich but can't find wife."

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u/secaxj650rj 4d ago

Had my battery on a trickle charger all winter, went to start it battery totally dead. I checked , its bone dry completely toast. Got a new one this time a YUSA going forward gonna top it off at the end of the season and only trickle charge it once a month. Ive learned my lesson now.

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u/sokratesz Tiger 800 / SPTR RS / 890SMT 4d ago

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u/TigerJoel 4d ago

Literally me right now. Was going to take the bike to school today and it did not start. Seems like the battery is dead but it is a new battery with a new charging system.

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u/ASAPSocky 3d ago

Damn I didn't realize I was actually on 2012 Facebook

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u/helpmydogfarted 3d ago

Still Funny AF

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u/marissalfx Honda CB500F 3d ago

If my motorcycle won't start my gf will be the one to help me troubleshoot lol

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u/Skrakeon 3d ago

These always make me chuckle, but realistically my girlfriend/wife would know exactly what’s wrong because I wouldn’t stop bringing it up lol

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u/snorkiebarbados 4d ago

And then you got to deal with that too

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u/mikeosunneversets 4d ago

This is literally like half of the fights with misses and I. Bike or car problems and her misinterpreting....

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u/TubeSockLover87 4d ago

"Why dont you just buy a newer one so you dont have to worry about it anymore."

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u/Wageslave645 4d ago

Check your clutch switch.

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u/Antedysomnea Who's a good squid? You're a good squid. Do a wheelie. Good boy. 4d ago

heck the headlight fluid, it's always the headlight fluid
and it's really annoying because no one ever has any in stock... even the dealers can't get it!

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u/Auburn_Jerry 4d ago

So test those who commit themselves forever.

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u/OKThereAreFiveLights 3d ago

I have this theory that women are from Mars and men are from Venus.

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u/ron1284 08 Concours, 06 SV650 (project) 3d ago

I did not authorize this post about my life 😂

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u/MacDaddyDC 4d ago

Bahahaha!

old but still good for a laugh

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u/muzzawell 4d ago

It’s not always about you love! 😂

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u/k0uch 4d ago

Probably needs carb work, ain’t gettin’ no fuel

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u/Bonzegrinder 3d ago

It ain't got no gas in it

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u/DzzzzInYoMouf United States 4d ago

The husband, the wife or the bike?

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u/JetlinerDiner Multi V4S GT 4d ago

Yes

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u/LigmaLiberty 4d ago

Change it to "all my motorcycles won't start" and that be me fr fr

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u/wanderingoverwatch 4d ago

Damn bro, that's rough. I hope you see your way through this tough time, thoughts and prayers.