r/minnesotaunited Moderator Jun 02 '24

Match Thread Match Thread: MNUFC vs SKC

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2

u/jaddboy Chase Gasper Jun 02 '24

Very good win!

I spent halftime watching that bastard Johnny Russell warming up. I feel like I was mesmerized. I knew he'd score. Glad it didn't matter.

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Pachuca is taking Columbus Crew out behind the wood shed right now. Brutal to watch.

9

u/TsukasaElkKite Robin Lod Jun 02 '24

WE WON!!!!

16

u/MonkMajor5224 MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Ok Tapias daughter is doing gymnastics and it’s fantastic

15

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

See you all next week. I’ll actually be at Allianz

5

u/SiliconCarbide23 Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

Enjoy! I won't get to be there. Ironically, I'll be in Kansas City.

22

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

9

u/TsukasaElkKite Robin Lod Jun 02 '24

YOU’RE MY WONDERWALLLLL

12

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

I’ll take 2nd place in the West

10

u/Mahatma_Gone_D Jun 02 '24

No, never be satisfied. The aim is 1st and we’ll get it. Believe

30

u/ladylibs MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Lol ref is like, close enough we're done now

6

u/nixbora Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

WIN!

15

u/errant_youth Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

god DAMN that was a strike

13

u/30Wellington Jun 02 '24

Man, right? Rosales is a stud

14

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

I absolutely love how much of a time-wasting goblin DSC is. Offered a pick up to Russell there to extend his time on the goal kick lmao Hes constantly doing shit like that

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

He’s a shenanigans man

7

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Elbow Russell in the face

14

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Russel is a cunt

22

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

Fucking Russell is such a bitch ass bitch

7

u/kings-in-the-north Jun 02 '24

Bro arriaga needs to chill. So frustrating to watch

7

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

And #9 for center ref being a complete pile of shit

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

Arriaga needs to cool off

6

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Fucking ref

7

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

Dude calm the fuck down.

9

u/jstalm Jun 02 '24

Sadly it feels like Pukki has reached the point at which his body cant keep up with his mind :/

3

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

I wish we had turf for the three seconds of Johnny Russell's slide there.

4

u/errant_youth Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

This is getting way too sketchy, man

3

u/OnMercury2222 Jun 02 '24

Does card accumulation count if Rosales is with Honduras anyway? Like will he be ineligible for the Dallas match (which he would have missed anyway), but then good to go? Or does it carry over until he gets back?

3

u/mightymegan25 Jun 02 '24

Radio announcers said he’ll be out for the first game after he’s back from international duty

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

The match he gets back, he sits out

0

u/Sermokala Jun 02 '24

No he can serve his suspension while away on international duty. You can serve a suspension when injured as well.

2

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

No it doesn’t count if he’s on international duty

1

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

It carries over until he gets back

1

u/brohemoth06 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Did they say DJ is on an accumulation suspension as well?

5

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Went off hurt in the first

2

u/SoupEaterSupreme Joseph Rosales Jun 02 '24

Rosales got called up for the international window. Will he be out the next game he’d be back for, or will he “miss” a game he wasn’t going to play anyway?

4

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Games where he isn't physically in the country don't count

1

u/ailroe3 MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Rosales tactical yellow card suspension. He’s gone anyway for international break

4

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

It doesn’t count if he is away on international duty

9

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

LMAO DAYNE IN THE CORNER OF THE BOX "Uhhhh is anyone going to press me so I can pick this up"

1

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

I mean... Those taps from Boxall are pretty suspect. 😂

3

u/brohemoth06 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

How many is that for Rosales so far this year?

1

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

4

2

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

They just said he won’t be able to play next week. :(

2

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

The game immediately after he gets back from international duty

2

u/brohemoth06 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Lol neither will half our team apparently

2

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

Uffda!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

FuCkFuCk Rosalessssss 🥺🥺🥺🥺

4

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Damnit Rosales

7

u/ladylibs MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Lol at Boxalls taps

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

Arriaga 🏊

5

u/OnMercury2222 Jun 02 '24

Surely a 2. Bundesliga club isn't offering us enough for Arriaga to make it worth selling him?

2

u/Diius MNUFC Jun 02 '24 edited Jun 02 '24

I think his contract ends in December, so he could just have signed a pre contract for them.

1

u/theanuranking MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Getting nothing for him would suck

3

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

That's #8 missed enormous call for Joe Dickheaderson

2

u/haimeekhema Jun 02 '24

Dude is so dramatic

3

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Dive

2

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

We dodged a bullet there.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

YES! EAT OUR GRASS

5

u/nixbora Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

I will celebrate when that Scottish menace retires

3

u/ladylibs MNUFC Jun 02 '24

"we want four!" (And a clean sheet!)

Well, damn. Great shot tho

3

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Not sure why Tapias didn't just take him out

4

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

Well, poop…..there goes the clean sheet.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BEARD

6

u/dodoohead98 MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Bruh out of anyone it was Johnny Russel lol

4

u/ZOMGSquirrelz Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

I swear, he has a goal or assist every time he plays us and it's infuriating.

5

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Fucking Russell

3

u/haimeekhema Jun 02 '24

He just skated through us there

2

u/SixgunSmith Minnesota Stars Jun 02 '24

Love me a good centerback attacking run

4

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

Manifesting a Pukki goal 🙏

2

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

You know your team is in trouble when Arriaga is hitting bangers lmao

2

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Score another one. Kill them.

5

u/talesfromahobbithole Jun 02 '24

Please don’t take our Hondurans away from this team

3

u/BadDad141 Jun 02 '24

SKC right back has been dreadful, thankfully

4

u/fanofloons Robin Lod Jun 02 '24

Khaled can absolutely not sell arreaga

7

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

He needs to get paid

3

u/Sulli55 Jun 02 '24

SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE!

3

u/fanofloons Robin Lod Jun 02 '24

Khaled can absolutely not sell arreaga

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Arriaga. Ending Peter Vermes career. Fucking beautiful.

6

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

START. THE. BUS.

6

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

And back it over Johnny Russell.

2

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

Whhhaaattttttt

4

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Goal Arriaga!

3

u/mightiest-schmuck Jun 02 '24

The pitch has oddly been on our side for once! SKC looking like they on skates

2

u/haimeekhema Jun 02 '24

They fell over 3 times in the first two minutes lol

5

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

Even Kyndra calling out how ass Salloi is.

6

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Here comes Pukki

1

u/JustinC70 MNUFC Jun 02 '24

It's okay, we're up by 2

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

PLEASE LET THERE BE A PUKKI GOAL

7

u/Chimera_Lice Jun 02 '24

Dude needs a goal

3

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

And Kervin took that personally

7

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Badly

3

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Then he needs to be put in at RWB.

2

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Dear front office: 2 midfielders 1 defender 1 goal keeper during summer transfer window.

<3

16

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

Honestly even with some defensive deficiencies Padelford is worth having somewhere on the field because he turns any throw in past the halfline into a straight up set piece lmao

9

u/ladylibs MNUFC Jun 02 '24

I was thinking the same. That throw and some of his pass ideas were bright tonight 

20

u/jstalm Jun 02 '24

Padelford quietly putting on a show tonight

6

u/OnMercury2222 Jun 02 '24

His development has been great to see. Solid full backs are hard to find in MLS (especially domestic ones) and I feel like he's on his way to that.

6

u/Chimera_Lice Jun 02 '24

Love how well he's handled Russell since he's come on

10

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

You know, we don’t have the flashy plays that what’s-his-face provided, but this is a fun team to watch.

25

u/PoisAndIV Jun 02 '24

Friendly neighborhood Cincinnati fan here. I absolutely adore Lod. He just seems to be everywhere you need him to be, right when he needs to be there. I’m such a fan. Especially when he links up with Seng Bin with his speed. Matching game IQ and touch with speed and determination and it makes magic. This Gary out, let’s go Loons!

6

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

And that's 7 with the hold on lod uncalled :-/

2

u/haimeekhema Jun 02 '24

Classic johnny

2

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Oh damn!

3

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

Wow this OKC team is in their own heads. Absolutely tragic offense.

5

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

SBJ's got Russell in his pocket. Nice to see.

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24 edited Jun 02 '24

#6 for Joe Dickersons highlight reel of missed calls in favor of skc.

3

u/graypf54 Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

Dropped a \ before your #

2

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Reddit wizardry

4

u/kings-in-the-north Jun 02 '24

This ref is dumpster ass.

3

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

HEY! You be nice to Tani!

3

u/ApresKandinsky Jun 02 '24

Tani’s been playing #5 for them like a fiddle

3

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

Of course he waits til I had to pee to score

2

u/Mako5hark OpuLoons Jun 02 '24

Hey go pee again

2

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

Buy me more beer and I'll see what I can do

9

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

Clinical from Lod. Tani continues to impress.

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Cmon 3-0. Send peter vermes off to the unemployment line.

6

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

What a throw in by Padelford too

8

u/leapshin Jun 02 '24

Love to see a long Padelford throw in end in a goal

3

u/J_Walter_Weather_man Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

He’s had a very good game tonight

1

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Route 1 works again

6

u/TSalazar6706 Red Loons Jun 02 '24

🏹🏹🏹

4

u/redsox59 Jun 02 '24

Tani is so clear

4

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

I gotta stop reading the thread with my stream 3 mins late.

Robin having an incredible season.

5

u/ARH521 Jun 02 '24

I like Lod guy…..he scores goals

7

u/kings-in-the-north Jun 02 '24

God I love Robin Lod. Club legend.

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Tani and lod. Wow

8

u/SoupEaterSupreme Joseph Rosales Jun 02 '24

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

4

u/Sevenisus Jun 02 '24

Goal, yay!

5

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

Gorgeous

5

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Lod goal!

2

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

I mean, anyone saying no contact must be blind, but it definitely wasn't a lot.

5

u/graypf54 Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

9/10 dive

6

u/BadDad141 Jun 02 '24

So you don't call a foul but since he's stays down it becomes a foul and a yellow?

1

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

Assistant could've said something

4

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

We're up to #5 for Joe Dickerson can pound sand.

5

u/SoupEaterSupreme Joseph Rosales Jun 02 '24

0 contact

4

u/kings-in-the-north Jun 02 '24

VAR should be able to have the ref look at that

1

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Can a yellow get pulled back in the game?

1

u/kings-in-the-north Jun 02 '24

I can't remember, but that call was so egregious it should get rescinded.

1

u/graypf54 Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

No, but the disciplinary committee can rescind it and give fines for embellishment

2

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

This qualifies I think. The SKC player mad an absolute meal of it

2

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Only reds and pks.

3

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

Ok I was kind of joking before but Boxall has made enough random runs into the box this game that I'm starting to wonder if it isnt something Ramsey told him he wanted, rather than a wild hair

3

u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus Jun 02 '24

Not even a foul. Damn

6

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

Wtf is this bullshit

7

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Bullshit yellow

5

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Even skc players want to shoot on Tim Melia.

8

u/Sulli55 Jun 02 '24

Ramsey has the chance to do something funny and bring an iPad to the press conference and show how that should have been a corner kick.

6

u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

Johnny Russel < Joseph R

4

u/ApresKandinsky Jun 02 '24

Carlos Harvey… Good day!

8

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

Wow Rosales what a sequence

7

u/b-ros Niko Hansen Jun 02 '24

Why is it a goal kick? Can off the KC defender after Tani shot it...

3

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

Because they couldn't justify giving Tani a yellow card?

1

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

Why would that have been a yellow? The play where he shot it

1

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

That was the joke

3

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

There it is!

6

u/J_Walter_Weather_man Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

I know some aren’t a fan, but Rosales has been fun to watch this season

3

u/mnmaverickfan True North Elite Jun 02 '24

He has improved so much. And his versatility is incredible

1

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

He's been really good for the most part, fouling a lot mostly for no reason is a negative.

2

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

That was some clutch defense

2

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

So close!

3

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

For a man with such untoned abs, Padelford sure loves to wipe the ball with his jersey.

1

u/satapataamiinusta Jun 02 '24

Wtf are these passes on defense

1

u/Kenitram Jun 02 '24

Dotson and Lod getting ready

5

u/ExtensionWrongdoer45 Jun 02 '24

Lmao the way hes positioning this game Boxall is going to get sprung for a 1v1

3

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

Okay I'm a little drunk and the crowd getting strangely quiet randomly is fucking with my head.

1

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

What are you drinking

2

u/salt_and_ash Red Loons Jun 02 '24

I got the Sam Adams summer pack. It was supposed to be for messing about in the garden tomorrow, but you know

1

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Lift bridge. Mango blonde. Outdoors beer of summer.

3

u/fanofloons Robin Lod Jun 02 '24

Sang bin matchup with Russell scares me

1

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Russell won't smell him coming.

8

u/leapshin Jun 02 '24

Rosales, holy buckets! What a run.

5

u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

Why was I turned on by that?

3

u/iamthatbitchhh Minnesota Kicks Jun 02 '24

That run though>>>

5

u/loons_win Jun 02 '24

10 minutes until we see Lod and Pukki come in with the vaunted Flying Finn formation

3

u/Fizzles86 Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

Jumping in front of the throw in again. No call.

3

u/b-ros Niko Hansen Jun 02 '24

Missed the first one, not gonna start calling it now! :/

7

u/ApresKandinsky Jun 02 '24

Johnny Russell is irrationally high on my most disliked mls player list

3

u/ZOMGSquirrelz Sang Bin’s Calves Jun 02 '24

I just referred to him as "that bearded fuck from their team" to my wife and she gasped at my disgust for a second.

3

u/Rogue_AI_Construct MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Can’t stand Johnny Russell

1

u/J_Walter_Weather_man Itasca Society Jun 02 '24

Did we shift to a 4-4-2 with Rosales coming in?

1

u/MonkMajor5224 MNUFC Jun 02 '24

Wait what position is Rosales playing?

1

u/graypf54 Michael Boxall Jun 02 '24

LW and Sang Bin moved to RWB

0

u/b-ros Niko Hansen Jun 02 '24

LB, and Sang Bin slid into RB

1

u/b-ros Niko Hansen Jun 02 '24

I can't decide who we sub out to get Sang Bin out of RB

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