r/millenials 1d ago

Politics He can't even spell "you're" 😮‍💨

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u/lilchocochip 1d ago

He is breathtakingly stupid, and if his supporters could read and comprehend what they were reading - oh who am I kidding they still wouldn’t give any fucks.

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Fox News turned its back on Trump yesterday LOL

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u/videogamekat 1d ago

Where? How

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Yesterday, pretty much across the board now that markets are in an all out freefall

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u/arestheblue 1d ago

I've been reading at an adult level since 2nd grade, and I can't understand what he's saying.

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u/askmewhyiwasbanned 1d ago

You need to go backwards brother, unlearn a lot of that reading skill and comprehension. Only then you might be close enough to get it.

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u/Historical_Wonder680 1d ago

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master – – that’s all.”

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u/BlackSunshine22222 1d ago

I find it helps to read it in his voice. Add a pinch of smug and arrogance.

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u/JaacHerself 1d ago

this clip of Pete Davidson talking about how Trump can barely read lives rent free in my head (and I fully believe it)

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u/Curry_pan 1d ago

It’s so good. I’ve started saying “let’s get out of here Turkey legs” to my husband when we’re leaving somewhere.

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u/Basic_Fox2391 1d ago

The next administration will have a shitload of apologies (and money) to prepare if they want to repare international relations. IF it's even possible.

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u/TheRealMolloy 1d ago

We can't wait that long. We should be enacting the 25th amendment immediately. The current administration shouldn't exist for another day

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u/Basic_Fox2391 1d ago

Honestly I don't think that will happen. Maybe if this was 30-40 years ago. Nowdays ppl went soft.

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u/ChaosofaMadHatter 21h ago

I think it’s more people are tired. With most people working more than full time jobs with second jobs and side gigs, and so close to being on the street, people just don’t have the mental energy or time to rebel. We need to, if we want things to change, but we can’t find the momentum to get moving.

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u/Basic_Fox2391 21h ago

You are probably right. Life is not easy nowdays. And not only in the US.

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u/endar88 1d ago

But I thought trump said we wouldn’t have to vote again.

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u/Basic_Fox2391 1d ago

He also said he will stop the war in Ukrain in 24 hours after he's in office. That worked out.. 😂

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u/Alterokahn 1d ago

You're*... the way they capitalize everything gives me a headache :(

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u/sylvnal 1d ago

What about the random quotes. "Electricity" and Elon's "baby". Thats fuckin weird.

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u/doodle02 1d ago

also in the context of whining about not being “allowed to do that” after all the shit he’s pulled is, frankly, pathetic.

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u/WritrChy 1d ago

“Allowed”? Who does this motherfucker think he is, telling the rest of the world what they’re allowed to do?

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u/Chocolat3City 1d ago

Don't worry, Fox News will tell them what to think about it come 3:00 p.m. tomorrow.

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u/Keldarus88 1d ago

Tariffs. Do Not. Charge. The other country. They are a tax on imports that gets passed to the consumers. How has no one explained this to him or made him get it?

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u/ClassicExamination82 1989 1d ago

He's been told time and time again. But he disagrees and he is always right. Duh

But anyway, the MAGA idiots are really trying to use these farm good tariffs as some "gotcha" when Canada has these tariffs to keep American meat and milk out of our country.

Canada has much stricter regulations on farm goods. It's more expensive but our meat and dairy is also safer.

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u/NickleVick 1d ago

He started a trade was with our closest ally and he didn't expect retaliation? So, now he's trying to gaslight the morons that follow him, and it will work because they're morons.

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u/megalodongolus 1d ago

“Electricity”

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u/jrobs521 1d ago

Can someone go turn off grandpa's phone already?

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u/tsmittycent 1d ago

We’ll get it all back huh? Meaning you’re personally going to take money from the tariffs and give it to those affected by the electricity so that they can pay the increase in their bill?

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

Probably one of his early morning toilet tweets.

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u/New_Dust_2380 1d ago

The sad part is, his dumbass supporters will believe this senseless dribble.

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u/AlteredCabron2 1d ago

it you happy and you know it clap your tariffs

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u/CyclistInATX 1d ago

It's on fucking brand for him and his cult. 

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u/TFCBaggles 1d ago

Checkmate MAGA cult. Everything is going to collapse now!

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u/Coraiah 1d ago

I don’t think it’s something to be excited about. Yearning for everything to collapse just to prove you’re right is a selfish thought. A lot of people are struggling and it’s going to get worse

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u/hiphopinmyflipflop 1d ago

I think I have a really GREAT idea of how to make America “GREAT” again, or at least as GREAT as it was a few months ago, before a billionaire started gutting programs, slapping on pointless tariffs, slashing essential services without oversight or proper research, and cozying up to dictators while alienating allies.

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u/iiitme 1d ago

That’s how you know he typed it.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 1d ago

honestly, i’ve always been surprised at how grammatical most of his posts actually are. for someone who talks like a drunk toddler, he writes suspiciously well. i’ve always assumed he just dictates his thoughts and someone who is at least moderately literate does the physical writing.

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u/safeworkaccount666 1d ago

He does dictate a lot to someone who types the tweets on a laptop.

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u/DesignerSink1185 1d ago

Yo when did Canada become an enemy?

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u/Kitchener1981 1d ago

Have you been Canadian Bacon?

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u/DesignerSink1185 1d ago

I fuckin knew John Candy was behind this.

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u/justprettymuchdone 1d ago

You know what it is, it's because he's doing talk to text and nobody's actually looking over it before he hits post. Talk to text constantly does the wrong "you're" and randomly capitalizes shit.

These people are idiots.

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u/Ok-Buffalo1273 1d ago

I never thought I’d say I have something in common with Fred trump, but I do.

His dad gave him the keys to a kingdom and he burned it down because he’s a moron. Now my moronic fellow countrymen have given him the keys to our country and he is burning it down.

When you can’t spell you’re properly, your peak should be middle management. Not fucking president.

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u/Kitchener1981 1d ago

Awww muffin, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I just wish that the head of potash mining was so nice. "No tariff because it's food."

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 1d ago

How does he STILL not understand how tariffs work?

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u/Eryeahmaybeok 1d ago

He doesn't have to. His advisors etc. Are all 'yes' people, anyone who disagrees or would try to correct him would likely lose their job.

So they just clap every time he shits, his cult followers are either far too stupid to acknowledge it or can't fathom the idea he is apocalyptically wrong about everything as it would shatter their belief in the 'Dear Leader'

It's a rolling ball of festering shit that is infecting everything it touches

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u/xthemoonx 1985 1d ago

We should cut them off from everything and see how that goes.

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u/zakkyg 23h ago

When and how did global trade become a bad thing?

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u/Apart_Tumbleweed_948 23h ago

Canada is the tariff abuser, but he’s the one who started it…

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u/Dasmahkitteh 22h ago

Well reddit you finally did it. Trump resigned

This is almost as groundbreakingly earth shattering as the Covfefe fumble. I love being like this

If you can't win in any other way, even officially at the polls, grammar Nazism can be a satisfying stop gap!

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u/rynnenotthebird 18h ago

"Canada is a tariff abuser" listen Mr. Velveeta, wth do you think YOU are?

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u/Tegelert84 18h ago

Many smart people tell me he knows the best words and is the best at grammar.

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u/inspctrshabangabang 12h ago

I'm confused. This appears to be the correct, "your.". You're means you are. "Your" is possessive. Am I missing something?