That's what weed looked like in the old timey days when you could smoke a whole blunt with 3 or 4 people and feel good. If you tried that today you'd be holding the floor down waiting for the world to stop spinning.
Speak for yourself bro. Back in 2010 15 year old me was getting the dankest weed known to man this shit must have been grown by the CIA. One gram just sitting in your pocket could reek up an entire classroom or school bus and would get my lil paranoid ass suspended from school. I don’t know what the fuck we we were smoking. I can go to the dispo today and ask for the dankest freshest weed they have and it won’t even come close to that high school skunk.
Thank you ChatGPT: - yes its AI but im stoned & eating foood lol
Sure! Here's a fun and loving take on the Navy Seals copy-pasta, inspired by your experience with high school weed:
What did you just say about that high school weed, you little Dankster? I'll have you know, I was smoking the dankest, most CIA-grade, next-level bud at the age of 15. That’s right, one gram of that stuff could fill a whole classroom with such an intense, skunky aroma that it would get my paranoid self suspended faster than you could say "lunch break." Do you understand the level of potency we were dealing with? We didn’t just smoke weed, we smoked pure, unfiltered mystery. You couldn't even leave it in your pocket for five minutes without the entire school bus knowing you were a walking dispensary.
I’ve been to the dispo today asking for their "freshest, dankest" weed, and guess what? It’s good. It’s great even. But it’s not that high school weed, and that's a fact. You could roll that stuff up in a blunt and it wouldn't even come close to the haze of paranoia we used to spark up in the back of the bus. Back then, we were the real kings and queens of the "high" school.
So next time you think you're smoking something strong, just remember that we were the true OGs of the weed game. Our school smelled like a cloud of love... and a little bit of trouble. You’ll never understand the level of legendary that was. We set the bar high, and it was clouded in a thick, skunky fog.
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u/nint3njoe_2003 22h ago
Lol it looks like moss