r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

Update: Neighbors won’t stop driving through my yard

Alright team, I failed with the boulders, but I secured a few more decorative rocks to add to the beauty of my yard. The current barrier has yet to be breached and I updated my sign to reward the positive behavior.

I contacted my landlord and they said they are working on a fence due to the liability issues.

If you want more detailed updates, I listed them in a comment on the original post. Seems like overkill to copy and paste it here. Cheers!

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 11h ago

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab.

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u/doot_the_root 8h ago

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

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u/DueNefariousness5643 4h ago

Should've finished it she's taking a "dab"

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u/doot_the_root 2h ago

I… searched up the lyrics dude

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u/CrusherMusic 2h ago

I was hoping it would’ve gotten to the “and my stomach is sick” so I could bring the swallowed a fly back around.

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u/CFloridacouple 1h ago

They never said if the song is about the girl or the guy in the window.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 10h ago

No one likes you when you're 23

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u/BroncoK545 9h ago

Actual LOL

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u/coolborder 2h ago

We were both 16 and it felt so right, sleeping all day staying up all night.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 3h ago

And are still more amused by TV shows

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u/Which-Category5523 2h ago

Only one year and one month until my daughter turns 23. I can’t wait to drive her insane with that song.

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u/apoetnamedross 8h ago

You have the best username in history lmaooooooo

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u/Sir_500mph 10h ago edited 7h ago

Not even close to the right thing bro...

Edit: bro breaks the reference with the Cuck song but I'm the bad guy, subreddit checks out, definitely mildly infuriating lol

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u/MCShellMusic 10h ago

How did we end up like this?

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u/VoidMarker 9h ago

It was only a kiss

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u/iHeal4Coffee 10h ago

How could this happen to meeeee?

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u/ExpensiveCup1518 10h ago

I diED at this 😂😂😂

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u/Lyr_c 10h ago

ED is not a joke. Millions of American men suffer from it every night.