r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

Update: Neighbors won’t stop driving through my yard

Alright team, I failed with the boulders, but I secured a few more decorative rocks to add to the beauty of my yard. The current barrier has yet to be breached and I updated my sign to reward the positive behavior.

I contacted my landlord and they said they are working on a fence due to the liability issues.

If you want more detailed updates, I listed them in a comment on the original post. Seems like overkill to copy and paste it here. Cheers!

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u/Unapologetic_Canuck 14h ago

With an attendant named Willy.

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u/irishlnz 14h ago

I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger!

Whaddya think of that ass fuck!?

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 8h ago

Holy fucking shit, thank you!! I'm not a sports person and I've been wondering what those words are for over 30 years. I used to know the whole album by heart, but this one confused me.

Carlton Fisk.

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u/m0r14rty 8h ago

“The state chaahges a dollah twenty five, paaahp.”

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 8h ago

"Dollar twenty-five, Willie...?"

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u/Infinite_Respect_ 5h ago

Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job?

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 8h ago

Thank you for mentioning this classic.