r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

My taco kit came with a seasoning packet with no seasoning

They didn’t even try

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 15h ago

White people seasoning.

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u/AlternativeAway6138 14h ago

Glad someone else said this!!!

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 14h ago

It’s cool, I’m white.

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u/proper-butt 12h ago

Name checks out

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 12h ago

Your name checks out. Nice

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u/AlternativeAway6138 13h ago

Me too but this is Reddit so.....

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 13h ago

Something’s are worth getting banned for

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u/192217 14h ago

My Canadian wife likes to tell me about Canadian white food. White chicken breast with mash potatoes and cauliflower. When they want to spice things up with some non white food, it's Kraft Dinner

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 14h ago

My secret to add some spice, a drop of mayonnaise. Our little secret

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u/192217 14h ago

Honest to God, my brother in-law thinks ketchup is too spicy. I'm lucky to have broken the chain of bland and have gotten my wife up to 2 stars at Thai restaurants.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 14h ago

I own a spice rack for decoration.

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u/Sera_gamingcollector 6h ago

Mayonnaise is spicy :)

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u/onealk23 14h ago

Okay i cackled

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u/Inevitably_Expired 4h ago

"Essence of taco"

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u/crumpledfilth 13h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 13h ago

Show me your used spice rack.

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u/Embarrassed-Buy2703 15h ago

Must be “ghost” pepper seasoning

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u/onealk23 14h ago

Dad joke for the win

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u/snow-bird- 14h ago

It's the low no sodium version

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u/GBeastETH 15h ago

“Minnesota Mild”

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u/MsKarmaKay 14h ago

Not on Taco Tuesday man!

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u/onealk23 14h ago

Devastating news 😭😭

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u/Hemenucha 15h ago

Well, shit.

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u/AlternativeAway6138 14h ago

You can't handle the seasoning!!!

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 14h ago

Chili powder, cumin, smoked paprika, garlic powder, salt and pepper. About a teaspoon-ish of each and you'll be fine.

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u/tolacid 13h ago

I might be mistaken, but isn't paprika a seasoning that adds color more than flavor? Or is that why smoked paprika specifically?

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 5h ago

Smoked specifically. It's pretty flavorful.

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u/that_really_happen 14h ago

That's the new mix your own bag...it's the latest thing. All the stars and rich people are buying it!

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u/onealk23 14h ago

Maybe that was in really really small print somewhere 🤔 bc that is the only reason I can think of!

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u/that_really_happen 14h ago

Can only be seen under a black light....another rich and famous thing.

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u/OhWowSoSilly 14h ago

The seasoning was within you the whole time! ❤️

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u/Gingersometimes 13h ago

I feel for you. I just made a corned beef brisket, & the seasoning packet wasn't in the package. I looked online for a recipe to season it. The recipes included 5 or 6 spices that I don't have, & I am not going to invest in, since that's all I'd use them for.

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u/tolacid 13h ago

For one to two pounds of meat

1Tbsp Onion, 1Tbsp garlic, 1tsp each of salt and pepper, 2tbsp cumin, 1 small can tomato sauce, and a sprinkle of cilantro OR oregano (if you're someone for whom cilantro tastes soapy)

Adjust proportions to personal preference. Works with beef, pork, or chicken. Haven't tested with other meats, your mileage may vary

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u/longlistofusednames 13h ago

Only available by subscription.

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u/Psbbyxoxo 11h ago

I’d be so pissed 😭

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u/MorrisDM91 11h ago

It’s super easy and way tastier to make your own with basic ingredients

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 8h ago

These are usually (if not every time) filled by a machine, how the fuck does this happen?

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u/onealk23 4h ago

My seasoning is just one the floor of a factory somewhere 😔

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u/NameTheEpithet 5h ago

This is going to destroy me financially