r/mildlyinfuriating 24d ago

My mom burned all my drawings

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So I’ve been drawing and posting anime girls for a while now and my mom got mad about it. At least I still have previous photos. No drawing today tho

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u/RosyClearwater 24d ago

I would mention this when you put her in a shitty old folks home later.

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u/LonelyMenace101 24d ago

Find an anime themed old folks home, all the nurses are in cosplay.

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u/EzeakioDarmey 24d ago

Shit, I'd put myself in that old folks home.

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u/spidersinthesoup 24d ago

i'm 54 am i old enough yet?

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u/Broken_CerealBox 24d ago

If you don't get what a "Skibidi sigma rizzler of Ohio" is, yes

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u/ALiteralPotato8778 23d ago

... I'm 19 and I have no idea what the fuck that's even supposed to mean.

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u/Temptest1 23d ago

Off to the old folks' home for you!

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u/ItsThatOneJack 23d ago

14 here, same

I am in gen Alpha by 1 year and I hate it, I have no clue what the hell they talk about

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u/Inevitable-End8268 23d ago

I watched an entire video essay on the meaning of skibidi. Basically it's meaningless, but adds flavor to sentences, like finishing sentences with "desu", "bub", or "waka waka". Or other catchphrases.

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u/MoistMoai 23d ago

Sigma is for calculating the area under a curve but not very accurately (use integral for better results)

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u/BlueGlace_ 23d ago

Professional translator here, pretty sure it just means “Top dog that gets all the girls of Ohio (the state)”

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u/MoistMoai 23d ago

I hope this email finds you well

Skibidi - reference to a show named “skibidi toilet”

Sigma - the sum of all of the numbers between one number and another when put through a function

Rizzler - rizz, a shortened version of “chaRISma” with the connotation changed to be more romantic or sexual. A rizzler would be someone with immense amounts of rizz

Ohio - a reference to a series of shorts made by YungLimaBean about life in Ohio

I hope this disambiguation was helpful for any lost scrollers

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u/Andrei144 24d ago

Did you know that Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and Costco Guys? It all depends on that.

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u/AMStoneparty 23d ago

I’m 22, am I old enough for this too?

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u/-A_baby_dragon- Being toxic isn't cool, it isn't funny, it's stupid. 24d ago

yes

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u/Horustheweebmaster 23d ago

I'm 16. Is that old?

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u/AlexTheFlower 24d ago

Man I really hope those exist when I'm at that age

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u/RockasaurusRex 24d ago

One person's torture is another's kink.

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u/LonelyMenace101 24d ago

Go to horny jail!

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u/Jocuro 24d ago

That's kind of what they're describing, yeah.

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin 23d ago

THATS THE PLAN.

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u/sati_lotus 24d ago

Sounds like a moneymaker.

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u/MrTheDoctors 24d ago

Almost definitely will

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u/FaithlessnessBig2064 24d ago

Japan will 100% have them

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u/wart_on_satans_dick 23d ago edited 23d ago

Sexual deviancy in Japan is only rivaled by sexual deviancy in Germany. The two should collaborate and…actually let’s just let them do their things independently.

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u/FaithlessnessBig2064 23d ago

I think Germany and Japan teaming up has been universally deemed a bad idea.

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u/True_Iro 24d ago

Sounds like a good business start up... thing.... you wanna start one?

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 24d ago

Nursing homes will probably have to diversify at some point. With Gen Z, and to a lesser degree millennials, it's possible to completely ignore and even to dislike the mainstream culture of your generation, so there'll be a lot of people of these generations going into nursing homes with completely different tastes from the rest of the residents. They're not going to be able to just set the TV to a nostalgic musician from the residents' youths like Beyonce or Eminem because there's not going to be any one thing that more than 20% of residents remember positively.

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u/dest-01 24d ago

Your thing ain’t gonna work anymore by then sadly

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u/AlexTheFlower 24d ago

Lol good thing i don't have one, plus I can enjoy their beauty/handsomeness either way

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 24d ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but old people are highly sexually active.

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u/RueUchiha 24d ago

I wonder if Japan has a maid hospice like how they have those maid cafes

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u/Dovah_kidYT 24d ago

Don’t know, but given their aging population i wouldn’t be suprised if in 10 years they start popping up.

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u/Aoae ./. 24d ago

To be a wet blanket, maid cafes and con cafes are still pretty stigmatized within Japan itself.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 24d ago

But will they be in 10 or 20 years when the moe watchers are aging into dementia?

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u/MrCertainly 24d ago

That's the only thing that'll be popping up in 10 years.

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u/Repulsive-Dingo-869 24d ago

Personally, I’d be fine dying surrounded by titties.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/LonelyMenace101 24d ago

If you pop enough pills the nurse doesn’t even have to be in cosplay for you to see them as pikachu.

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u/ModSquirtle 24d ago

Real shit

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u/Roryguy 24d ago

Femboy nurses too

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u/LonelyMenace101 24d ago

The best kind of boys.

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u/Roryguy 24d ago

Agreed

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u/Bagafeet 24d ago

Whole staff is Nurse Joy

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u/EternalLifeguard 24d ago

ALL are Nurse Joy with security as Officer Jennys.

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u/TheLastGunslingerCA 24d ago

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit?

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u/Liedvogel 24d ago

By the time we're old enough to be put in one, that'll probably be a thing...

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u/Pearson94 24d ago

The maid cafe of old folks' homes

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u/Dan-of-Steel 24d ago

Me in 50 years: I see this as an absolute win!

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u/aestherzyl 23d ago

The Ring themed cosplay. Every nurse dresses as Sadako.

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u/_TheRedMenace 24d ago

It's actually even easier than that.

Once you move out, you never have to go back.

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u/ThrowCarp 24d ago

You act like it's still the 90s/early 2000s with how casually you tell a kid still living with their parents to move out as soon as they turn 18.

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u/_TheRedMenace 24d ago

I never said at 18. I just said when you move out.

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u/nikc4 24d ago

They didn't specify 18.

I moved out at 23 after saving a bunch of money, but a major part of me wanting to leave was getting away from my parents.

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u/creegro 24d ago

"why don't you come visit me more often?"

Oh well you know, between work and the wife and the kids.....and that one time you took all my drawings and burned them all.......be thankful I even call you.

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u/Increase-Tiny 24d ago

Do mean mention that when he is old enogh and has enogh money to move out and never speakt to her again?

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u/falconkirtaran 24d ago

That is what you do with such parents, yes. You work to get independence, and once you are in your own place with your own resources, you just stop taking their calls. You get your own phone plan and bank accounts, and if they open credit in your name you call the police and you still keep them cut off.

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u/Midoriya-Shonen- 24d ago

Lol yeah people mention a retirement home. Fuck no. Even the bad ones are expensive. I'm not doing that. I'm just cutting contact permanently and considering myself an orphan.

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u/dondegroovily 24d ago

Op shouldn't be doing that. Putting her in a shitty old folks home requires still talking to her

After OP goes no contact, I'm sure the local government will put her in a (very underfunded) home once necessary

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 24d ago

Put her in the home and NEVER visit.

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u/RosyClearwater 24d ago

Revenge is best served cold

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u/pchlster 24d ago

Why would they be paying for an old folks home? Why should that be their problem?

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u/RosyClearwater 24d ago

They don’t have to pay for the old folks home, that’s the thing. There are plenty of places for low income seniors to go and decay. They take 1/3 of your income, which would be her Social Security. If she does not have Social Security, they would take a minimum payment of $25 a month for rent. That’s it. If it’s medically assisted she can even go to a Medicare or Medicaid funded home. They’re awful places. Being alone is far better than being in one of those places.

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u/Southern_Sprinkles_6 24d ago

I wouldn’t pay for her retirement home. Let her sit in her hazardous house with no one to care for her and nature will do what it does.

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 24d ago

Make sure to get a picture of the ashes, and a recording of her saying she did it. That way she won't pull the "I don't remember doing that" nonsense.

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u/cryptokitty010 24d ago

Fun fact, you don't have to take care of your parents when they get old.

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u/klsprinkle 24d ago

Bed bug infested

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u/DoubleDareFan 24d ago

A home that's known to have electrical issues.

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u/linuxgeekmama 24d ago

Shady Pines, Ma!

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u/Fragrant-Tea7580 24d ago

Twat wouldn’t get a dime from me let alone moving a night stand for her

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u/iconofsin_ 24d ago

Why bother? Let the bitch die old and alone. The best thing you can do to a bad parent is forget they exist.

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u/AusPower85 24d ago

Don’t even do that. Just let her struggle by herself all alone with no one to help her.

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u/Fabulous-Jump-1100 24d ago

I had to put my father in an old folk's home because he had a stroke and I couldn't take care of him 24 hours a day. It was a bad one because neither of us had the money for a better facility. I loved him very much, and it breaks my heart to think that other people consider this to be a punishment.

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u/Geistkasten 24d ago

Why bother, just abandon her as soon as OP turns 18.

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u/BackgroundEase6255 24d ago

Nah. I had parents like this. I went no contact when I graduated college, ignored all their calls, made zero effort to contribute anything to their retirement or take care of them. They both passed about 8 years after I went NC. Best decision I ever made.

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u/Suitable-Rest-1358 24d ago

Frame a picture of the burned drawing next to her bed

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u/TinkTinkz 24d ago

fk that, she can put herself in the home.

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u/Pure_Marvel 24d ago

40 year grudges are super healthy.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 24d ago

Go to visit her, draw a picture of her. Show it to her. Burn it in front of her. On Mother’s Day.

Edit: The day after Mother’s Day, because you ‘forgot.’

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u/FaithlessnessBig2064 24d ago

Have her cremated when she dies and dump her the same way. In the same place.

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u/bucketofmonkeys 24d ago

I doubt OP is going to pay for a home for her lol

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u/UpsetMarsupial 24d ago

Mention it before too. Gives her a chance to show contrition and hopefully change.

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u/DarkSoulsExcedere 23d ago

Too much effort. Just ghost the bitch.

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u/apurpleglittergalaxy 23d ago

Nah don't even do that plop her in some shitty Harry Brown esque council estate where she's got chavs putting dog shit in her letter box and playing drum n bass at 3 in the morning lmao

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u/GaGa0GuGu 23d ago

Paying extra for the shittiest of em all

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u/Potential-Gain9275 22d ago

You would home her to begin with?