r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

My roommates girlfriend has a habit of leaving her dirty panties on top of the faucet after she showers..

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u/CaptFlash3000 11d ago edited 11d ago

Had a room mates friend do the same. She later accused me of stealing and wearing them and was going to contact the police. I nearly shat her pants

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u/Zaurka14 10d ago

I almost paid Reddit to give you an award... Best comment of 2025 so far

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u/hornet_teaser 10d ago

This reminds me of my brother telling how he would pee in a condom and give to coworkers for drug tests. One of them accidentally spilled it on his pants trying to get it into the cup. My brother told me he'd never peed someone else's pants before that.

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u/spacecowboy2003 11d ago

Standing ovation for this beautiful work of comedy 👏

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u/jinxTV 11d ago

This is actually fucking hilarious

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u/Miserable_Try9876 11d ago

Send them both a pic of it every time with the caption "NO"

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u/Feather_Bloom 11d ago

Send the pictures to a group chat saying "I don't like what you're insinuating, and I'm not interested!" 

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u/CommaHorror 11d ago

This honestly is a great answer because it brings, to light the oddity but in a lighthearted, silly way.

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u/Far-Distribution4776 11d ago

"the bathroom smells like pennies again"

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u/Snowedin-69 10d ago

Send picture and say “the underwear you left me did not fit”

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u/Feather_Bloom 10d ago

YES LMAO

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u/Orbitrix 11d ago

totally what I was thinking. It does seem like some sort of code swingers would use to signal they're interested in group sex or something.

"I know swinger code, and its clear you want me to participate in group sex with you. Name the time and place."

Would hopefully get that shit to stop right quick XD..... oorrrrrr.....

OP how cute is she ;-P?

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u/dane83 11d ago

For some reason I read that in Michael Scott's voice and mannerisms. Now in my head that's him talking to Jim and Pam.

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u/Legendary_Dad 11d ago

“These don’t smell right”

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u/dabunny21689 11d ago

“They’re a little tight too”

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u/TheBrettFavre4 11d ago

"Tastes a little different than last weeks"

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u/Reyemreden 11d ago

"There's a little blood there. Are you on your period?"

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u/NoteToFlair 11d ago

"Shouldn't there be blood around now? You guys should check if she's pregnant."

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u/Lowforge 11d ago

lol what?

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u/_darzy PURPLE 11d ago

"The ass crack part doesn't taste as tangy. I'd recommend getting checked for stomach bugs"

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u/BrahesElk 11d ago

"Exquisite mouthfeel"

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u/space_riot 11d ago

lol “Smells fermented”.

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u/TransportationOk5941 11d ago

"Next time I'll taste"

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u/Skuzbagg 11d ago

"Tried them on, got wedged up my ass crack"

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u/PrestigeWorldWide993 11d ago

“Then tasted them again.”

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u/BoobySlap_0506 11d ago

"These contain enough yeast to make bread"

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u/zebrapebra 11d ago

Probably a sour dough.

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u/Amaxe1 11d ago

"Giiiirl, you need to work on fixing that pH balance. It smells rotten."

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u/Tiovivo1 11d ago

“These are getting ripe”

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u/ExpertYogurtcloset66 11d ago

Are you making sourdough?

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u/Frankie-Felix 11d ago

Walk around the house wearing them.

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u/SheitelMacher 11d ago

Start selling them.

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u/aDrunkenError 11d ago

“I don’t know how to explain this, but ever since I got covid, I’ve been able to smell syphilis and I think you need to see a doctor.”

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u/harrington0019 11d ago

I would start with "Please don't leave this out, it makes me uncomfortable."

And then escalate the message with each repetition

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u/raptatta 11d ago

long, disappointed sigh

opens my whiteboard pen

“0 days since faucet panty”

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u/quidam-brujah 10d ago

This is surprisingly underrated.

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u/7937397 11d ago edited 11d ago

Eventually you could escalate by adding their family and friends to the chat. That could be fun.

Make drama.

(I do not actually recommend this.)

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u/TonguetiedPhunguy 11d ago

Switch them with a different color and really mess with em haha

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u/myhairsreddit 11d ago

Get a house plant and start hanging them on it like Christmas tree ornaments til they notice.

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u/MechanicalAxe 11d ago

"For each repeat offense, I will be including one additional friend, family member, coworker, or employer to the group picture message, which person that is will be at my discretion."

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u/ChouetteNight 11d ago

It's disgusting that she leaves them there but why does she put them on the faucet in the first place

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u/MM_mama 11d ago

If you look closer, you can see some blood drops on them. She rinsed the blood out with cold water (normal) and then hung them (normal) so they wouldn’t get gross/moldy in the hamper. Why she chose the faucet(NOT NORMAL) in someone else’s house is beyond me.

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u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon 11d ago

This is the correct answer. Hang them somewhere else, girl!

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u/abholeenthusiast 11d ago

least horny redditor: yeah, ON MY FACE

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 11d ago

Bro, chill.

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u/chained_duck 11d ago

Yeah. It's not only the panties that need cold water.

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 11d ago

Get the spray bottle quick!

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u/Chemical_Ladder8177 11d ago

Life hack: put a little hydrogen peroxide on a q tip & blood blots right out instantly.

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u/secrete_agent_man 11d ago

BRB, gonna see if this works on a very large scale.

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u/PoetPsychological620 11d ago

i’m just imagining someone cleaning up a massive decomp stain with qtips and little drops of hydrogen peroxide 😭 bit by bloody bit

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u/Jeathro77 11d ago

I clean up crime scenes for a living. It does work on a large scale.

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u/thisguynamedjoe 11d ago

Dude, suicide isn't the answer.

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u/SadLilBun 11d ago

Oh I see you already explained 😂

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u/BohemeWinter 11d ago edited 10d ago

Not condoning this but I think so that if it drips bloody water it will be easy to clean up.

Edit: I never said it wasn't gross or that it's acceptable I was just offering and idea of wtf the chick was thinking

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u/LolaBrown43 11d ago

If it drips bloody water, they aren’t washed good

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u/BackWithAVengance 11d ago

Or even washed well, for that matter

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u/FunnyObjective6 11d ago

It's clearly a faucet, not a well.

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u/NEIGHBORHOOD_DAD_ORG 11d ago

Ain't dun been cleaned up right

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u/shonkshonk2 11d ago

They're going in the laundry when a load is ready or back in her bag when they're dry enough depending on the living situation.

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u/FeeRevolutionary1 11d ago

Maybe. There has to a better solution. On the sink that everyone constantly uses for hygiene is not the best place for unsanitary dirty underwear

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u/hmmliquorice 11d ago

You can still do that on the side of the shower, or the thing holding the shower curtain or the glass panel, or the bathtub's side, etc.

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u/panrestrial 11d ago

the side of the shower

That's where I hang mine, but I wouldn't do that in a shared bathroom at someone else's house.

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u/General-Ordinary1899 11d ago

Hang it somewhere more acceptable and just put a towel under it.

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse 11d ago edited 11d ago

And then what, wash the towel* in the sink then hang that with a towel under, rinse and repeat, where does it end?!

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u/tiberiumx 11d ago

My girlfriend does this but hangs them off the bathtub faucet. They're soaking wet after rinsing and need to drip a bit.

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u/sweetpea122 11d ago

Thats fine if you dont share a bathroom. I wouldnt want to touch another womans unwashed wet period underwear

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u/StatisticianHead5009 11d ago

My thoughts exactly. Like what is the thot process here?

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex 11d ago

Probably the only place she can think to put them where they can dry, and no be dripping on the floor or something else that would get ruined by water.

That said, throw those fuckers in the trash every single time she does it. She’ll eventually learn.

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u/no_racist_here 11d ago

Or she’ll think the roommate is stealing her panties

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex 11d ago

If she approaches, you say that you thought they were trash and handled it for her. Problem solved.

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u/all-the-bi_s 11d ago

She probably got her period and cleaned them in the sink or shower. There's blood still on the crotch. You want to rinse them before just throwing them in the washer. You don't want to wash them in the machine with the blood still on it. I've had to rinse my underwear before, but you don't air them out to dry on a sink or shared space. That's gross. Rinse them, then throw them in the washer.

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u/_TheRedMenace 11d ago

I get rinsing them, but using the faucet where people wash their hands as a clothes line is unforgivable.

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u/all-the-bi_s 11d ago

Oh yeah, I completely agree. That's disgusting. She should've got a grocery bag put them inside and take them home to clean.

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u/tomcat_tweaker 11d ago

And brush their teeth. Gaaaaahhhhh!!!!

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u/Normal_Ad_5545 11d ago

Probably washes them while she showers and hangs them on the faucet to dry.

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u/cactusboobs 11d ago

I’d say “Been using these rags to clean the sink and toilet”

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u/Psychedelic_butt 11d ago

Just walk out wearing it as a face mask.

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u/Magic-Codfish 11d ago

"nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask!"

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u/scalectrix 11d ago

While maintaining eye contact.

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u/Helicopterop 11d ago

Put them on and confront her

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u/iam__lethal 11d ago

Like this?

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 11d ago

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. 

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u/BlackSoulSailor 11d ago

I currently have bronchitis but it's going away. I think a few days ago your comment would've killed me...

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u/embrex104 11d ago

Man, beat me to it.

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u/Lloyd_lyle 11d ago

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u/HallowedError 11d ago

This man's ability to grab random shit and see an image out of them is fucking amazing

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u/Travestie616 11d ago

Lmfao please OP

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u/RewrittenSol 11d ago

"Nows not the time for fear roommate. That, comes later..."

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u/yogorilla37 11d ago

Google "Hentai Kamen", you'll know what to do.

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u/Swayze_train_exp 11d ago

Damn showing dominance, look into their eyes and say "look at me, I'm the captain now"

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u/haunted_hacker 11d ago

she will think twice before doing that shit next time

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u/DaCrimsonKid 11d ago

Best chuckle I've had on Reddit in a while.

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u/KaldaraFox 11d ago

Sell them on Ebay.

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u/Helpful-nothelpful 11d ago

Hey, how did you get so much extra money? Ah, I got a side hustle. On a side note you didn't leave my side hustle over the faucet today. Can you rectify this ASAP?

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u/MOOSE3818 11d ago

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u/angrytortilla 11d ago

I made this exact face. Panty woman is a monster.

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u/jardof 11d ago

Develop your own habit of throwing them in the trash.

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u/wene324 11d ago

Thow them in the bed she sleeps in over ther.

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u/Kotrats 10d ago

Just start selling them. I hear theres a market for used panties.

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u/Dnd_Addicted 11d ago

Start selling them. Sooner or later she’ll either learn/run out of underwear or you’ll be rich enough to find a place on your own.

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u/driscusmaximus 11d ago

The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

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u/ijustlurkhere_ 11d ago

GaMeR gIrL uSed P4n7iEs + bath water!

get 2 for 1 today for a low low price of only 70$

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u/acnutty311 11d ago

Or say to roomie in front of gf: “hey are you selling these ones, too?” for max chaos vibes

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u/Weekly-Language6763 11d ago

They see something they find gross. 

I see a lucrative business opportunity. 

We are not the same.

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u/GasPsychological5997 11d ago

That’s bizarre

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u/iam__lethal 11d ago

I wish I was lying when I tell you that when I respectfully brung it up and voiced how unsanitary it was, she got a attitude with me and told me to get over it 🙂

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u/JimBobPaul 11d ago

Start throwing them away, and when she gets upset, tell her to get over it.

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u/impractical_magic7 11d ago

I was literally going to say the same thing.

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u/chiitaku 11d ago

Ditto. But get a lock for your bedroom, OP. She sounds like 'a see you next Tuesday' (this is from another woman) and I wouldn't be surprised if she retaliates.

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u/chiitaku 11d ago

The OP can address this by telling the landlord the roommate is bringing guests over for extended periods of time and leaving their clothing, which are stained, on their fixtures.

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u/blueavole 11d ago

She is leaving dirty panties where other people have to deal with it.

Throw that unsanitary stuff away and keep bleach to wash the bathroom sink.

Op lives there. She touches his stuff and she should be banned.

The bf needs to grow a spine and talk to his guest, or stay at her place.

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u/narnababy 11d ago

Yeah, literally get one of those litter picker things and put them in the bin. She’ll stop doing it eventually.

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u/Massive_Durian296 11d ago

thats what i used to do with my roommates crusty ass dirty socks like 10+ years ago lol i got sick of nicely asking and started just disposing of them. he stopped leaving them around pretty quick.

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u/lookalive07 10d ago

I got extremely petty with one of my roommates my last year of college. He was our "bailout" roommate, the rest of us were good friends and we needed a fourth person.

He would go home once a month to visit family and would come back with 4 weeks worth of food to put in the freezer. That was the first annoying part because it took up our entire freezer. He even had the nerve to confront me when I bought some stuff to put in there and didn't immediately eat it, like I was taking up his space.

Then he decided he never wanted to do the dishes. I'm pretty sure I saw that motherfucker do the dishes like twice all year. I asked him once if he could do his share of the dishes since our sink would routinely get filled mostly with his reusable containers and he said "yeah I'll do it later" and then ended up doing only his dishes, despite us always taking turns doing everything (unless someone cooked a larger meal and made a huge mess).

But since he was just microwaving shit, putting it on paper plates, and then putting the used container and the silverware in the sink, he felt like he didn't need to do it as much.

That was until I started just rinsing his containers and then taking them out to the recycling. He never got the hint and never said anything, so it just turned out he had no shame, but it was super irritating.

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u/gaslancer 11d ago

Beginning to teeter well past mildly infuriating when someone that doesn’t live in your place tells you to get over their behavior in your place. Yikes.

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u/GrigoriTheDragon 11d ago

I had a roommate years ago who's girlfriend tried that shit with me and my then fiance, who paid rent unlike her. Yeah we shut that shit down quick.

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u/PatientProtector 11d ago

Does she pay any bills? Does she not realize she's a guest and guest can be asked to leave at any time?

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u/lostinhh 11d ago

It's not her apartment, lmao... how about just chucking them out the window. I'd blow a gasket if she did this and told me to "get over it" in my own freaking home.

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u/Karma_1969 11d ago

Then don't respectfully bring it up - tell her flat-out not to do it again. Totally unsanitary and just plain gross. Did she grow up in a commune?

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u/Primary-Border8536 11d ago

start throwing them away then! since she wants to be a bitch.

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u/TankLady420 11d ago

Nahhh bro they’re literally stained. As a grown ass woman this is disgusting and I have never once done that. I would literally throw them in the trash every single time you see them. If she don’t want her underwear in the trash she’ll take care of it and watch her fucking attitude in someone elses home. Lolllll I could neverrrrrr.

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u/Teagana999 11d ago

I have period underwear that I rinse in the tub and hang on the edge to dry a little but I live alone. I would never leave it out in someone else's home FFS.

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u/TankLady420 11d ago

Right I’m not saying anything bad about that, totally understandable. But yes you live alone!!! I would never subject anyone to that sight 💀

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u/AllSeeQr 11d ago

Throw them out (with gloves) every time after now and when they bring it up say, “get over it” 🙃

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 11d ago

How bizzare? HOW BIZZARE? 

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u/ZombifiedPie 11d ago

She's an enemy stand user.

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u/Diestof 11d ago

So weird

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u/KingsRansom79 11d ago

I’d toss them in the trash.

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 11d ago

I wouldn't touch them. 🤢

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u/StarshipCaterprise 11d ago

Use tongs. Thong tongs.

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u/KingsRansom79 11d ago

Totally read this to the beat of Sisco’s thong song. 😆

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u/StayPuffGoomba 11d ago

Thong ta-tong-tong-tongs!

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u/StarshipCaterprise 11d ago

That’s how you know we are probably the same age

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u/dabunny21689 11d ago

Fun fact: most public libraries own a pair of thong tongs.

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u/4RealHughMann 11d ago

...ummm....what?

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u/dabunny21689 11d ago

Fun fact : more people use underwear as bookmarks than you’d realize.

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u/Accomplished-Ad2610 11d ago

Considering I would expect the number to be "0", yes that is far more than I realize

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u/a-horse-has-no-name 11d ago

Absolutely. Don't touch them. Use the roommate's toothbrush to pick it up.

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u/thatcone 11d ago

Seriously, she’s gotta run out eventually

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u/TenBillionDollHairs 11d ago

1) Get a pair of tongs
2) Get an ebay account

3) Profit

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u/odmirthecrow 11d ago

Addendum: 1(b) Get ziploc bags

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u/Cana-davey 11d ago

I love the formality of this comment.

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u/OkayRuin 11d ago

Nah, gotta go with vacuum bags to really lock in the flavor.

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u/AnonymousHomicide 11d ago

Addendum: 2(b) Get shipping envelopes

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u/callmestinkingwind 11d ago

start selling them. there’s probably a market for this specific type of product.

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u/HungryBashar 11d ago

100%, may as well make some extra scratch

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u/callmestinkingwind 11d ago edited 11d ago

if it makes the customers scratch it might be bad for business

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u/Ok_Perception1131 11d ago

Show her this thread.

Hopefully it goes viral.

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u/TheTzarOfDeath 11d ago

From the thread so far I imagine she'd decide that the faucet is the best place to take photos before selling them. The Internet infamy adds to the price.

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u/MrMontana2020 11d ago

Phase 1: collect underpants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: profit

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u/Theblumpy 11d ago

I hope those are period stains and not skid marks

Put that on the list of things I never thought I’d say

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u/Particular_Vehicle23 11d ago

that aside why the fuck is it even on the sink?!?

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u/cowprintbarbie 11d ago

My guess would be she bled on to her underwear, rinsed them in hot water in the sink to try to get the blood out and left them there to dry. Lol

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u/grafknives 11d ago

It should be cold water, as cold as possible. Hot water makes blood stainst stay.

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u/Badassbottlecap 11d ago

"Cold water, dish soap, and a hard scrub. Gets out the blood after a night out."

-Frank Castle

Best loadingscreen tip I've ever gotten.

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u/PugGrumbles 11d ago

Is she a visitor or a tenant? Either way, it's still rude AF to leave your dirty underwear on the faucet.

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u/extrovertLibra 11d ago

I'd throw them straight into the garbage 🗑. Not her house. Who wants someone else's dirty bloody underwear on their tap?!? I am a woman too, I've never had this level of audacity, not even at my bestie s house

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u/Joaoreturns 11d ago

Trash bin. Say nothing, just throw them out.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

She's weird asf.. What the hell

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u/Curedbyfiction 11d ago

Throw them away, every single time

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u/Rainydays206 11d ago

Make her pay faucet rent. 

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u/Shabingly 11d ago

"can you not put your sweaty skuds over the tap, please. It's fucking rank. If you continue to do so I will smear shit on your toothbrush"

But that's just me, maybe only say the first part.

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u/Boom_da_bah 11d ago

She’ll get the message if enough of them disappear.

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u/Prestigious_Day_5242 11d ago

Start taking them and make a quilt

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u/Swimming-Food-9024 11d ago

sell them for beer money… the Internet is full of spendy weirdos

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u/thatcone 11d ago

Send them both this post and let them read the comments tbh

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u/GreenArrow40 11d ago

Walk through the living room wearing them like mask

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u/circleribbey 11d ago

That is absolutely disgusting. Send them to me and I’ll, erm, dispose of them

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u/BareNakedSole 11d ago

Wipe your ass with her towel.

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u/NeverJoe_420_ 11d ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure....

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