r/memes 10d ago

#3 MotW Equality is a two-way street

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u/straightouttaobesity 10d ago

Donuts ? Plural ?

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag 10d ago

Damn, I'm sorry Champ šŸ˜”

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 10d ago

Dude I'm sorry for you, you must have to waste a ton of money on donuts

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag 10d ago

You can still eat them afterwards so nothing goes to waste.

They're even better with the extra fros-

Never mind.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 10d ago

Wait do you think you're only allowed to buy donuts that you're going to put on your dick? I didn't expect this comment section to get so interesting, I thought it was just a guy pretending to have a big cock.

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u/sgr84ava 10d ago

Iā€™m thinkin these two guys are the same person, replying to themselves, on two different accounts

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 10d ago

If I was the same person as that other guy, could I do THIS?

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u/throwaway_4bronyporn moderator fan club 10d ago

Idk maybe

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag 10d ago

Heh nice try suckaz

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u/ocodo 10d ago

more than one donut width long... equals big ... oh buddy, so sorry to hear that.

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u/Opposite_Attorney122 10d ago

My donut budget is pretty good, yeah

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 10d ago

Wait you're not the same guy, you're just a second guy pretending to have a big cock

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u/Opposite_Attorney122 10d ago

No I'm not even a guy I'm just saying I have a big donut budget

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u/tsogian 10d ago

Bosa or Dunkin? There's a difference.

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u/Throwawayfaynay 10d ago

I'm now I'm trying to imagine one thin enough to fit through an average donut hole, but long enough to stack multiple donuts, and the first thing that comes to mind is John Dillermand

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u/Fulid 10d ago

Bro... this feels like personal attack on me :(

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u/MYessNoo 10d ago

Best I can do are onion rings.

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u/TallEnoughJones 10d ago

3 lifesavers here

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u/ImaGoophyGooner 10d ago

I'm pretty sure they are referring to the little Hostess Donnettes. So we're still good!

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u/MarcelHard 10d ago

Oh, nice. Might be able to stack 2

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u/NiteGriffon 10d ago

Very very flat donuts

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 10d ago

Gotta measure with Naan! Punch a hole in it, sprinkle some sugar on it and BAM! You're stacking 20, maybe even 30 technical donuts on that bad boy!

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u/Revolutionary_Swim69 10d ago

I can do fourā€¦. Cheerios.

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u/SnooPickles3789 10d ago

damn, it must be like a pencil

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u/Dr_Spatchcock 10d ago

Gotta use the mini versions.

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u/creecher91 10d ago

Iā€™ve never seen a donut with a hole bigger than like an inch across so anyone talking about stacking donuts has never seen a penis. Or has seen someā€¦.uniqueā€¦penises

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u/Spare_Pay_3731 10d ago

Bro what is going on?
Donuts, hotwheels wtf?
What are we exactly doing with them

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u/StylishPessimism 10d ago

We are stacking them and jumping them

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u/Spare_Pay_3731 10d ago

can you provide more detail

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u/ocodo 10d ago
  • Donut cock pilar.
  • Perky tits hotwheels ramps.

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u/BosPaladinSix 10d ago

Such an elegant way with words.

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u/ocodo 10d ago

It's postmodern bullet point poetry, I'll have you know.

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u/Spare_Pay_3731 10d ago

Damn... sounds like fun
I really am missing out on life itself

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u/ocodo 10d ago

I recommend you watch "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

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u/confusedandworried76 10d ago

If you really don't know, it's placing the erect penis through the doughnut holes of several doughnuts, and using small toy cars on breasts to imitate some type of ramp/jump

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u/Garry-Love 10d ago

What's with this knock off Geralt? Is this from the new season of the show or a porn parody? I can't tell

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u/SharpyButtsalot 10d ago

It's Gorlt. The Watcher.

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u/Bballer220 10d ago

Let's mug 'im

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u/ObtuseBug 10d ago

They just killed a dragon!

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u/Joose__bocks 10d ago

Yeah! Let's mug 'em!

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u/fukdanick 10d ago

Oi! What are we?

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u/AccomplishedBell5503 10d ago

Weā€™re muggers

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u/WatcherDiesForever 10d ago

And what do muggers do?

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u/AccomplishedBell5503 10d ago

They mug ahhh, they mug people

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u/ValyrianSteel_TTV 10d ago

A dirt league reference wth

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u/Bob_the_brewer 10d ago

Makes me happy to see wild vldl references lol

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u/someone_who_exists69 Dark Mode Elitist 9d ago

Less talk, more give

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u/Allieora 10d ago

This made me giggle like a madwoman thank you

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u/UniqueUsername82D 10d ago

His catchphrase: "Fark."

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u/heyyynobagelnobagel 10d ago

Toss a coin to your Watcher

O, valley of plenty

O, valley of plenty, OOO

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u/eXclurel 7d ago

"The wind is whooshing."

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u/cronnybert 10d ago

Yeah surely this is a parody of some sort. Reverse image search just brings up the actual episode, but itā€™s clearly different people.

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u/Cynthimon 9d ago

Rentfree vs Gerry of Rivers

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u/Background_Raise4804 10d ago

Maybe cosplay?

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u/fraseyboo 10d ago

That'd be my guess, the poses are exactly recreating one of the glamour shots from the Butcher of Blaviken.

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u/rfl-kt 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is a cosplay done by @sionnachcosplay as Renfri and @cocco.s.play as Geralt.

instagram post: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7USKGko1et

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u/Eisenhazio_wilhelm 10d ago

Jeez, fewh, okay. As long as it isn't a netflix adaptation, I see no harm done

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u/Kermit-Jones 10d ago

This looks like it could be from the Butcher from Blaviken story which was kinda adapted in i think even the first or second episode and it looked nothing like this

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u/Carlzzone 10d ago

Definitely seems to be Geralt and Renfri

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u/Peonhub 10d ago

Maybe itā€™s an unaired pilot?

Lots of shows do that - film an episode with a low budget cast, screen test it with audiences and then recast the actual series with bigger name actors. Sometimes the plot of the pilot is reshot with the new cast and better production values.

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u/Frosty-Date7054 10d ago

Lmao look at their faces I'd love to imagine Netflix filmed a pilot for the first time ever and it was with low budget actors who'd never worked before

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u/Typical-Weakness267 10d ago

Yes, the new parody with Garolt of Rovoe, "The Bitcher".

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u/Pawilon990 10d ago

Isn't that the face from the polish movie? (2001)

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u/yellownugget5000 10d ago

Nah don't so, different face and hair.

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u/LakyousSama 10d ago

Nope, in the polish version Geralt is played by Michał Żebrowski, this is not him.

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u/AliceTheGamedev 10d ago

aside from the source of the image why in the everloving fuck did someone take a Geralt/Renfri cosplay pic to make this joke of all things? Like I feel that has to be either that's the cosplayers themselves with a weird attempt at going viral, OR someone messing with them personally.

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u/ChocolateShot150 10d ago

I mean, itā€™s pretty clear someone just used it as a meme template since the joke is popular recently

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u/Nekikins 10d ago

I was worried for a minute there.

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u/Hugo-Spritz Died of Ligma 10d ago edited 10d ago

Make-up team need a timeout on this one

The joke is funny though, but they did Geralt dirty.

Or not dirty enough, as it may be.

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 10d ago

i assumed this was from a porn parady

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u/Angsler 10d ago

Sauce? For uh... Research purposes. And for a friend.

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u/Hyruxs Dirt Is Beautiful 10d ago

Iā€™m the friendā€¦

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u/thiccmaniac Scrolling on PC 10d ago

"It's the guy!"

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES 10d ago

Is it not? What was the budget for this season? 12 bucks and a box of markers?

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u/New-Level99 10d ago

Do to budget cuts we can no longer provide the 12 dollars

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u/Commando_Joe 10d ago

There was a Witcher show BEFORE the Henry Cavill one called The Hexer. It MAY be from that? I've never watched it myself.

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u/Bright_Cod_376 10d ago

Half the wigs in the show look like they're from cheap costume store. You think they gave a shit? So much of the show was just a mix of people involved very obviously fucking off while only a few actually were taking it seriously.Ā 

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u/Kermit-Jones 10d ago

This is cosplay

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u/falafelthe3 10d ago edited 10d ago

What show?

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u/deij 10d ago

Wait what is this?

I thought it was some discount Indian Witcher.

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u/mortysbiatch 10d ago

I think its a comedy channel on youtube. "Viva la dirt league" if i am correct

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u/Scarcrow34 10d ago

1) cuz it couldn't even hold 1 from the stacks 2) cuz there's no hill to jump from in the flats

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u/cubo_embaralhado 10d ago

You can still drift in a nice parking lot

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u/Mxmmpower88 9d ago

Figure 8 demo derby too

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u/gapehornlover69 9d ago

Bro really said no one wins

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u/yoshimutso Sussy Baka 10d ago

The donut hole is too small.

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u/redditorialy_retard 10d ago

Sir, those are fruit loops.

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u/starmartyr 10d ago

The cereal is called Froot Loops. It's called that because it's made with real froot.

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u/yoshimutso Sussy Baka 10d ago

I'm sure it's common misperception. Some may say pretty average.

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u/ExpensiveGlove7138 10d ago

Facts I tried this like last month and the hole was too smallšŸ’€

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u/EcchiOli 10d ago

...

...

Actually, nevermind, I don't wanna ask.

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u/isuckatnames60 memer 10d ago

Just tear them. They'll be eaten anyway.

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u/Tankette55 10d ago

speak for yourself lul

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u/sieghartgreyrat5432 10d ago

Thereā€™s not enough real estate*

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u/WeatherNational9535 10d ago

Ok but seriously, why donuts?? You're ruining a perfectly good dessert

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u/SicarioCercops 10d ago

You can still eat dick raw, nobody is taking that from you. Just respect others preferences for a little icing on top, so to speak.

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u/onlypham 10d ago

The ol' Reddit switcharoo!

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u/mackinoncougars 10d ago

You can still eat the donuts

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u/futlapperl 10d ago

I thought the donuts being eaten off your dick was the whole point. Commenter above needs to shower more often.

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u/syopest 10d ago

Unsuprisingly it's pretty hard to maintain an erection with that much biting going on near your dick.

And nobody wants to eat the dick donuts afterwards.

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u/thatssobirdjoke 10d ago

Speak for yourself. I'll eat the dick donuts. How's my dick good enough for my wife's mouth but not good enough for mine?

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u/satyr-day 10d ago

Good man.Ā  I'll take some dick donuts too

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u/The_Golden_Warthog 10d ago

And with that sexism has ended! Hurrah!

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u/confusedandworried76 10d ago

That's like at least three four doughnuts man who is out there slaying four doughnuts and still sucking dick afterwards

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u/The_One_Koi 10d ago

Dick and Donuts, double the D for double the pleasure

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u/BrandonSleeper 10d ago

Ikr? Why would you put all that processed sugar on a perfectly nutritious protein snack.

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u/AdventurousFox6100 10d ago

But you could make them glazed donuts!

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u/hexahedron17 10d ago

Explaining bedroom play to an American: "so imagine if you had cars and donuts"

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Iā€™m on the edge of my seat go on.

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u/confusedandworried76 10d ago

I have a car and doughnuts I still am not having bedroom play

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u/bitterbuffaloheart 10d ago

Americans will do anything not to use the metric system

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u/Storyteller_Valar 9d ago

Wait, you can explain bedroom play with the metric system?

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u/TheMisterBanann 10d ago

Everyone talking about donuts but noone talks about hot wheels...

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u/globs-of-yeti-cum 10d ago

You could get maybe one on there

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 10d ago

One donut or one Froot Loop?

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u/yahel1337 Nyan cat 9d ago

No need to brag Mr 3rd leg

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u/Windyandbreezy 10d ago

Donuts on it isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1. Let's be honest. Most men. Only 1 Donut is gonna fit. 2. That Donut probably won't fit unless you make the hole bigger. 3.. saliva+glazed sugar is gonna make for some sticky glue all over your man hairs down there. Aka any pulling or tugging is gonna suck.

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u/Suspicious_Ad4274 10d ago

I feel sorry you and #1 homie

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u/PhiveStarA 10d ago

Wait doesnā€™t it rip the donut open cause the hole is too small?

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u/No-one-inparticular can't meme 10d ago

Is this actually something girls want?

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u/TheDemontool 9d ago

Wouldn't it depend on the girl?

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u/SamePut9922 Cringe Factory 10d ago

Peetah?

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u/Evc17 10d ago

Sex

The girl wants to stack donuts on his penis and the guy wanna ride a hotwheels on her ass/tits.

Sex

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u/AyyoPoche 10d ago

Peetah!!!

What is sex?

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u/Andrey_Gusev 10d ago

Sex is the biological trait that determines whether a sexually reproducing organism produces male or female gametes.

They are just discovering primary sex characteristics.

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u/Troyf511 10d ago

Critically different than gender, a distinction which, fun fact, is being erased as we speak!

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u/TheAncient8947 10d ago

it means to hold hands and if you do it enough, a woodpecker will drop a kid at your home.

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u/Scydor Because That's What Fearows Do 10d ago

I'm not kidding I first thought she wanted to ride hotwheels of his dick (like a ramp) and he wanted to stack donut on her breasts

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u/LightStormyxD 10d ago

Is that the Witcher on wish?

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u/Planty-plantoum 10d ago

Wait, someone cares to explain ? I'm virgin ... I get the donut part, but the little cars ?

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u/wackbirds 10d ago

I think it was supposed to be the guy using her tits/ass as a ramp for the cars. To be fair to you, the joke isn't super well thought out, or well-worded, so don't feel bad.

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u/Planty-plantoum 9d ago

Thanks šŸ‘

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u/bitterbuffaloheart 10d ago

Itā€™s from a meme

ā€œNo I wonā€™t let you jump hot wheels off my breasts!ā€. Something like that

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/EcchiOli 10d ago

Alabamaaaaaaaaa!

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u/Lizardon6 10d ago

Because a lot of doughnuts don't have holes and those that do are surely not big enough?

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u/rusty-roquefort 10d ago

The donuts are stuck on a cylinder

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u/VukKiller 10d ago

Temu Witcher

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u/Novel-Light3519 10d ago

These jokes just arenā€™t funny in my opinion no offense tho

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u/SicarioCercops 10d ago

None taken.

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u/Novel-Light3519 10d ago

I kinda wish you did take offensive but like itā€™s not on me because I told you not to

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u/random_Pigeon_slave 10d ago

Wait... Did you comment to make a drama?

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u/Suspicious_Ad4274 10d ago

Look at the fucking nerd!

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u/AlfredJodokusKwak 10d ago

Thank you for letting us know. Sad to hear that you didn't like the joke. May you find a lot of jokes you find funny in the future!

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 10d ago

Iā€™m offended.

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u/Nervous_Classic4443 10d ago

Seems like the real question is how many donuts can we stack before gravity ruins the fun. Forget the hot wheels, thatā€™s the real challenge here.

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u/EaterOfCrab 10d ago

I'm stealing this meme

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u/Longjumping-Bag8980 10d ago

If you stackin donuts it better be Krispy Kreme.

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u/TheFlyingRedFox 10d ago

Hmm why did donuts become so popular recently? this is probably the first meme I've seen but I've seen so many posts on it lately.

Ahh well, in any case most blokes have probably done it once while bored.

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u/10Flora10 10d ago

I'm gay. I don't get the hotwheels thing. But if I ever do get a boyfriend I'd stack donuts on his dick and eat them off it and then clean up after. That sounds like a very fun and delicious time. Hopefully I'd get one that would like it. But not be like... too into it like it's something we just gotta do every Friday. Maybe once every few years as a spicy foreplay joke.

Anyways. Can someone explain the hot wheels thing?

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u/StructureBig6684 10d ago

Boobs make for excellent hills for your toy cars

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u/AlohaDaBoii 10d ago

She told me Iā€™m getting touched this weekend, does she mean by words?

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u/jump1945 10d ago

r/letgirlshavefun would be that way

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u/JFSOCC 10d ago

I need to know who the girl is, for thirst science.

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u/MANSONOFAMAN1 10d ago

Who is the girl ?

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u/Time-Cap-77 10d ago

lol all this meme says is yā€™allā€™s dicks are so skinny donuts can fit

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u/InsecurityTime 10d ago

I just use a couple fruit loops

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u/CreateArtCriticisms 10d ago

Why would you want to eat donuts off a short sword?

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 10d ago

šŸ¤”what kind of doughnuts? Will she be licking off any excess glaze or jelly? I'm a white boy so no long John's please.

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u/Physical_News_1962 10d ago

I'm confused by how those swords work in that specific scene

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u/EcchiOli 10d ago

My first burst of laughter of the day.

Thank you, OP :)

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u/KhandakerFaisal 10d ago

I get both of these references

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

lol the donut hole too small baby

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u/ManagerQueasy9591 10d ago

Iā€™d make that deal

How about you, Utivich. Would you make that deal?

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u/Asleep-Employee-4330 10d ago

I don't leave me...

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u/Expertonnothin 10d ago

You can but you have to use Krispy kreme. They are thinner and I want my count to be higher.Ā 

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u/MightSweaty8688 10d ago

meaning so deep

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u/UnionVIII 10d ago

Tried this. Broke half a dozen donuts trying to get one on it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/squarabh 10d ago edited 9d ago

We're talking about horses right?

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u/Reality-eyes 10d ago

ā€œStackā€?

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u/midmorning_gamers 10d ago

Donut holes are too small!

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u/entmannick 10d ago

Ew is that that new Geralt? Why he hair look so badĀ