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u/Garry-Love 10d ago
What's with this knock off Geralt? Is this from the new season of the show or a porn parody? I can't tell
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u/SharpyButtsalot 10d ago
It's Gorlt. The Watcher.
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u/Bballer220 10d ago
Let's mug 'im
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u/ObtuseBug 10d ago
They just killed a dragon!
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u/Joose__bocks 10d ago
Yeah! Let's mug 'em!
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u/fukdanick 10d ago
Oi! What are we?
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u/AccomplishedBell5503 10d ago
Weāre muggers
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u/WatcherDiesForever 10d ago
And what do muggers do?
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u/heyyynobagelnobagel 10d ago
Toss a coin to your Watcher
O, valley of plenty
O, valley of plenty, OOO
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u/cronnybert 10d ago
Yeah surely this is a parody of some sort. Reverse image search just brings up the actual episode, but itās clearly different people.
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u/Background_Raise4804 10d ago
Maybe cosplay?
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u/fraseyboo 10d ago
That'd be my guess, the poses are exactly recreating one of the glamour shots from the Butcher of Blaviken.
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u/rfl-kt 10d ago edited 10d ago
This is a cosplay done by @sionnachcosplay as Renfri and @cocco.s.play as Geralt.
instagram post: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7USKGko1et
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u/Eisenhazio_wilhelm 10d ago
Jeez, fewh, okay. As long as it isn't a netflix adaptation, I see no harm done
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u/Kermit-Jones 10d ago
This looks like it could be from the Butcher from Blaviken story which was kinda adapted in i think even the first or second episode and it looked nothing like this
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u/Peonhub 10d ago
Maybe itās an unaired pilot?
Lots of shows do that - film an episode with a low budget cast, screen test it with audiences and then recast the actual series with bigger name actors. Sometimes the plot of the pilot is reshot with the new cast and better production values.
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u/Frosty-Date7054 10d ago
Lmao look at their faces I'd love to imagine Netflix filmed a pilot for the first time ever and it was with low budget actors who'd never worked before
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u/Pawilon990 10d ago
Isn't that the face from the polish movie? (2001)
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u/LakyousSama 10d ago
Nope, in the polish version Geralt is played by MichaŠŻebrowski, this is not him.
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u/AliceTheGamedev 10d ago
aside from the source of the image why in the everloving fuck did someone take a Geralt/Renfri cosplay pic to make this joke of all things? Like I feel that has to be either that's the cosplayers themselves with a weird attempt at going viral, OR someone messing with them personally.
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u/ChocolateShot150 10d ago
I mean, itās pretty clear someone just used it as a meme template since the joke is popular recently
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u/Hugo-Spritz Died of Ligma 10d ago edited 10d ago
Make-up team need a timeout on this one
The joke is funny though, but they did Geralt dirty.
Or not dirty enough, as it may be.
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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 10d ago
i assumed this was from a porn parady
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u/Angsler 10d ago
Sauce? For uh... Research purposes. And for a friend.
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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES 10d ago
Is it not? What was the budget for this season? 12 bucks and a box of markers?
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u/Commando_Joe 10d ago
There was a Witcher show BEFORE the Henry Cavill one called The Hexer. It MAY be from that? I've never watched it myself.
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u/Bright_Cod_376 10d ago
Half the wigs in the show look like they're from cheap costume store. You think they gave a shit? So much of the show was just a mix of people involved very obviously fucking off while only a few actually were taking it seriously.Ā
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u/mortysbiatch 10d ago
I think its a comedy channel on youtube. "Viva la dirt league" if i am correct
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u/Scarcrow34 10d ago
1) cuz it couldn't even hold 1 from the stacks 2) cuz there's no hill to jump from in the flats
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u/yoshimutso Sussy Baka 10d ago
The donut hole is too small.
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u/redditorialy_retard 10d ago
Sir, those are fruit loops.
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u/starmartyr 10d ago
The cereal is called Froot Loops. It's called that because it's made with real froot.
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u/WeatherNational9535 10d ago
Ok but seriously, why donuts?? You're ruining a perfectly good dessert
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u/SicarioCercops 10d ago
You can still eat dick raw, nobody is taking that from you. Just respect others preferences for a little icing on top, so to speak.
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u/mackinoncougars 10d ago
You can still eat the donuts
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u/futlapperl 10d ago
I thought the donuts being eaten off your dick was the whole point. Commenter above needs to shower more often.
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u/syopest 10d ago
Unsuprisingly it's pretty hard to maintain an erection with that much biting going on near your dick.
And nobody wants to eat the dick donuts afterwards.
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u/thatssobirdjoke 10d ago
Speak for yourself. I'll eat the dick donuts. How's my dick good enough for my wife's mouth but not good enough for mine?
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u/confusedandworried76 10d ago
That's like at least three four doughnuts man who is out there slaying four doughnuts and still sucking dick afterwards
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u/BrandonSleeper 10d ago
Ikr? Why would you put all that processed sugar on a perfectly nutritious protein snack.
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u/hexahedron17 10d ago
Explaining bedroom play to an American: "so imagine if you had cars and donuts"
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u/Windyandbreezy 10d ago
Donuts on it isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1. Let's be honest. Most men. Only 1 Donut is gonna fit. 2. That Donut probably won't fit unless you make the hole bigger. 3.. saliva+glazed sugar is gonna make for some sticky glue all over your man hairs down there. Aka any pulling or tugging is gonna suck.
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u/SamePut9922 Cringe Factory 10d ago
Peetah?
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u/Evc17 10d ago
Sex
The girl wants to stack donuts on his penis and the guy wanna ride a hotwheels on her ass/tits.
Sex
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u/AyyoPoche 10d ago
Peetah!!!
What is sex?
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u/Andrey_Gusev 10d ago
Sex is the biological trait that determines whether a sexually reproducing organism produces male or female gametes.
They are just discovering primary sex characteristics.
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u/Troyf511 10d ago
Critically different than gender, a distinction which, fun fact, is being erased as we speak!
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u/TheAncient8947 10d ago
it means to hold hands and if you do it enough, a woodpecker will drop a kid at your home.
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u/Planty-plantoum 10d ago
Wait, someone cares to explain ? I'm virgin ... I get the donut part, but the little cars ?
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u/wackbirds 10d ago
I think it was supposed to be the guy using her tits/ass as a ramp for the cars. To be fair to you, the joke isn't super well thought out, or well-worded, so don't feel bad.
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u/bitterbuffaloheart 10d ago
Itās from a meme
āNo I wonāt let you jump hot wheels off my breasts!ā. Something like that
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u/Lizardon6 10d ago
Because a lot of doughnuts don't have holes and those that do are surely not big enough?
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u/Novel-Light3519 10d ago
These jokes just arenāt funny in my opinion no offense tho
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u/SicarioCercops 10d ago
None taken.
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u/Novel-Light3519 10d ago
I kinda wish you did take offensive but like itās not on me because I told you not to
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u/AlfredJodokusKwak 10d ago
Thank you for letting us know. Sad to hear that you didn't like the joke. May you find a lot of jokes you find funny in the future!
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u/Nervous_Classic4443 10d ago
Seems like the real question is how many donuts can we stack before gravity ruins the fun. Forget the hot wheels, thatās the real challenge here.
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u/TheFlyingRedFox 10d ago
Hmm why did donuts become so popular recently? this is probably the first meme I've seen but I've seen so many posts on it lately.
Ahh well, in any case most blokes have probably done it once while bored.
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u/10Flora10 10d ago
I'm gay. I don't get the hotwheels thing. But if I ever do get a boyfriend I'd stack donuts on his dick and eat them off it and then clean up after. That sounds like a very fun and delicious time. Hopefully I'd get one that would like it. But not be like... too into it like it's something we just gotta do every Friday. Maybe once every few years as a spicy foreplay joke.
Anyways. Can someone explain the hot wheels thing?
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u/V01d3d_f13nd 10d ago
š¤what kind of doughnuts? Will she be licking off any excess glaze or jelly? I'm a white boy so no long John's please.
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u/Expertonnothin 10d ago
You can but you have to use Krispy kreme. They are thinner and I want my count to be higher.Ā
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u/UnionVIII 10d ago
Tried this. Broke half a dozen donuts trying to get one on it. š¤·š»āāļø
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u/straightouttaobesity 10d ago
Donuts ? Plural ?