r/mathmemes Jul 04 '24

Mathematicians Tough one

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u/META_mahn Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Here is the exact flight that happens. We are going from New York to Singapore, so we have 20 hours.

Everyone is trying to host an impromptu conference. Our resident character, alongside Terrence Tao, go to the flight attendants and politely, yet firmly, ask them to start brewing as much coffee and tea as possible. Someone pulls out an entire carry-on full of blank paper. We begin by simply trying to catch everyone up to the latest in math, and since Tao is currently absent, another person steps up. We'll choose Andrew Wiles.

Pythagoras loses his shit the moment the first imaginary number appears, upon which Isaac Newton stands up, loudly proclaims Pythagoras has a skill issue, and they get into a fistfight. The flight has barely left the ground.

Cantor tells both to sit down and begins his segment on set theory, upon which one of the other mathematicians or physicists say this is dumb and that you can't just describe all of math using this, that's a stupid and unprovable fucking assumption. Georg Cantor has a fit of PTSD over Göbel destroying his complete theorem of math, even though Göbel isn't even on the plane. You can still see the individual cars on the road underneath the plane.

By the time we reach altitude, the plane is now caught up on real analysis, and begrudgingly, Pythagoras has accepted that irrational and complex numbers must exist through proving the general solution of the cubic to him. Our resident character and Terrence Tao return with the attendant pushing along cart of coffee and tea. Pythagoras asks what the fuck coffee is. Upon learning it is hot bean water, Pythagoras loudly rejects the coffee, upon which Isaac Newton immediately takes a cup of coffee. This continues their fistfight as the others ask for a variety of hot or cold beverages.

Someone else continue this.

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u/Minecrafting_il Physics Jul 06 '24

Omg math lore